Politically Correct Jokes
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
Attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."
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2
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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:D:D:cool:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
Attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."
============ ========= ========= ========= =====
2
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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:D:D:cool:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Mene socha Bush Uncle ki baat chal rahi hai to unki kuch photos share ki jaye jo ki hum se share ki gai hai
look carefully
1st pic was taken when the Chinese president went to US.
2nd Pic was taken when Bush went to
From India, Delhi
look carefully
1st pic was taken when the Chinese president went to US.
2nd Pic was taken when Bush went to
From India, Delhi
Thanks Riya.. nice idea.. 8-)
BTW most of the times Santa, Banta.. ki baatein bhi hoti rahti hai.. aisa na ho ki Manmohan Singh ki picture share kar do .. :beatup::beatup:
Aur jab jeeto ki baatein ho to apni picture share kar do.. :beatup::beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
BTW most of the times Santa, Banta.. ki baatein bhi hoti rahti hai.. aisa na ho ki Manmohan Singh ki picture share kar do .. :beatup::beatup:
Aur jab jeeto ki baatein ho to apni picture share kar do.. :beatup::beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
aur ye laga sixer.....Nataraj phir se champion......ab bolo Riya......kya answer hai iska.........hahahaha
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Answer kal milega..... abi ghar jane ki jaldi hai....... aur Viral kitni baar bola tum faltu me khush mat hua karo Zaba zarur milega
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Good :idea:.. to take some time to think of the answer.. :confused:
BTW you are free to take advice from your other friends also.. but beware don't ask the same with Khuswant singh or Jaspal Bhatti.. :wink::wink::beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
BTW you are free to take advice from your other friends also.. but beware don't ask the same with Khuswant singh or Jaspal Bhatti.. :wink::wink::beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
nahi Amit, Tumne apni koi pic lagai hi nahi to milege kese???/ milte hi post kar dungi..... don’t worry.... till then every one wll have to wait...... sad na.........:icon4:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
toh phir humaari baat chalo na.........O..o...Bandh Dimag.......ulta mat soch........USA ke visa ke liye bol raha hu.......
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
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