Viral Shah
Service
Amitmhrm
Hr Practices
Riyarodeshia
Hr Professional
Joe0506
Senior Hr Professional

Thread Started by #Amitmhrm

Hi All.. Enjoy Punjabi Jokes.. hoye Balle balle.. :cool:
Husband to wife: viyah ton pehlan tere kinne boyfriend si
Wife kujh ni boldi, bilkul chup ho jandi aa..........................
Husband: teri iss chup da main ki matlab samjha.....?
Wife: kamineya, menu ginti tan kar len de !!!!!!!!!
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Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha: 64 ni 32 dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Mainu pata si tu vi bolenga is layi tere vi gin laye
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Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.

1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain
sardar - Lage raho salo, me b aaje clinic nahi kholunga
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viyah & mangnne vich thoda time difference kyun rakhde aa???
tan ki kal koi aeh na keh sake ki menu accident ton
survive karan da chance hi nahi mileyaaaaaaaaa...............
:D:cool:;)
Regards,
Amit Seth.


11th May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad
Hahaha.. Viral phir to kah sakte hain ki humerus log less ho agye ahin, kyonki bagair sardar ke we can’t think of to start a joke... ;)
13th May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad
Amit Aiho jai koi gal ni hai punjabis are always awake but sano thoda time lagda hai kisi v chiz di gehrahi tak jane vich.... hence we take some extra time to react..... :)
13th May 2008 From India, Delhi
really nahi....pehchana............???? majak mat karo.......yaar........come on yaar thoda dimag pe jor dallo yaad aayega........
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
Thanks Manisha, Mroof n of course Riya.. :)
Hahahaha.. bilkul sahi pharmaya Riya.. but obvious si baat hai time to lagega hi.. kyoki tusi logon da knee pe zor jo lagana parta hai samajh kar react karne pe... ;);)
13th May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad
Dimaag pe jor daalo yaar.......waise bhi tumko..........der se yaad aata he.......to...yaad karo woh din jab humne baat ki thi...........
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
excuse me Viral, Dimag pe pura zor daal k soch samajh k pure hoso Hawash me I am saying mene tum se kabi pehle baat nahi ki ..... I guss u r pulling my leg now
13th May 2008 From India, Delhi
if u r thinking k.......i m pulling ur leg....then leave it................don’t worry........par jab bhi yaad aa jaye tab reply kar dena............
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
kya.........yaar........tume to kuchh yaad hi nahi.......to phir kya batao.........aur kya suspence.......kuchh nahi.......chhodo yaar........jane do na.....baat ko...........muje kehne me dukh hota hai ki Riya ko me jaanat hoo......sorry tha........bye.......
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
Viral, I am realy very sorry if i hurt you... Ok yaad aa gaya mujhe tum to mere bahut ache bale frnd ho i was just kidding yaar dnt mind it please..
13th May 2008 From India, Delhi
acchaa yaad aaa gayaa na ki......we r good frnds......now tell me........something about our frndship...........to maanu k yaad aagaya he
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
Now you are testing me.... cool!!
We met here on Cite HR only and then our friendship begin from a leg pulling exercise and then we thought we are good human beings and we should not behave like kids hence we thought to hock some time on a good topic… So that’s the start of our friendship…
I guess itna to yaad hai mujhe……
:)
13th May 2008 From India, Delhi
Mein sochaeya, thoda contribution mein vi kar laan.... ailo ji, phir twaddae waastae assi santa singh ji nooon bhejnaaan.... :)
Santa: I have swallowed akey.
Doctor: When ?
Santa: 3 months back !
Doctor: What were you doing till no w ?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it to o .

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 da ys.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out .

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, h e
hasn't come back ye t!
Santa: Why don't u cook something els e?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
kn ow
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor. .

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job ?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me wher e.
13th May 2008 From Korea
Yaar Viral, Tum to har chiz ko galat hi le rahe ho.... Now wat should i do to make to happy???
13th May 2008 From India, Delhi
maine......kahan....galat....liya.....yaar......I was telling u the truth.......Ur reply was good yaar.....nways.......I was kidding as u know..........
13th May 2008 From India, Mumbai
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