Tufani Barish :oops:
Aadhi raat :x
Ramlal Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya.... :cry:
Waiter: Kya aap married hain? :?
Ramlal: Kutte!!Aisi tufani barish mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi? :D :D

From India, Aurangabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Boss Great. I just fell off my chair reading this. Good Joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Rahul
From India, Delhi
WHAT IS THIS JOKE TRYING TO CONVEY...??? i fail to understand ...
<Means that only a woman (WIFE) can be so demanding ?
< oR DOES IT MEAN THAT a mother who does not inspire her son to stretch the goals is the good mother?
< i notice only men have liked this joke!!!
i laughed yes- but i thought why wives are always center of joke...why can't someone make jokes about husbands?
i know why - coz the jokes of men like this..won't be jokes..as they would be actually reality only..

From India, Lucknow
Seema ur absoulately right!!!.....we all (M) will be very happy to hear jokes on husbands from you.... if u have any!!!!!!!!.......
if not here it goes....
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Hope u don't mind, after all its HumoR

From India, Aurangabad
Hi All!

Time to laugh :) Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his GF:

Here we go......


Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you

since the 14th of March (Sunday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 15th of March at

1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our

love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and

depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon

completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training

and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover

to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be

shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might

take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded

enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this

letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further

notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if

you do not wish to take up this offer.


HR Manager :) :) :)

Hare vaibhav, kyaa yaar main haasee ko rook nahi paaraha hoo.... accha hai.. Truly Yours, Kumar H P
From Hong Kong
Hi Madhu,
Believe me the same thing happend to me too. Anyway thanks.
There's only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbor has it.
Thanks Rumika & Kumar.

From India, Aurangabad
Excellent ............. joke , but at the same time, I am fully agree with seema. you know why men is always doing all these.
Besides his wife there is nobody playing such an role in his life, because only she is guiding him so many way of living style .
After all she is consciously occupying center position of his life,
when ever he goes he does not want forget her even for a second also , at least he may recollect her by this kind jokes for sometime.

Hello Vaibhav, The joke was very interesting but let me remind u that a wife cares for her husband more than a mother or even the person himself. Any way i enjoyed reading it very much. Regards Usha
From India, Mumbai
Hi Vaibav, I think the 2nd joke was much better then the 1st one... but anywayz as you said, its humor.... Regards Annu
From India, Delhi

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