Hi
Dear all,
Enjoy!!!!!!!!
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to
be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I
control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do
all the work and earn all the money." And so it went
on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until
finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being
the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked
itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands
clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began
to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be
the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other
parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and
passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss
-any asshole will do.
Regards
Sidheshwar
From India, Bangalore
Dear all,
Enjoy!!!!!!!!
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to
be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I
control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do
all the work and earn all the money." And so it went
on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until
finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being
the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked
itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands
clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began
to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be
the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other
parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and
passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss
-any asshole will do.
Regards
Sidheshwar
From India, Bangalore
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