Hi All..
Enjoy some classic liners on Marriage.. 8) 8) 8)
Its happy time for Bachelors.. Cheers...!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
> > Every man should get married some time;
> > after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> >
> >
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> > An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can
> > have; the older she gets, the more interested he is
> > in her.
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> > Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
> > It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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> > Don't worry about terrorism.
> > I was married for two years.
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> > A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> > expensive answers........
> > that your wife will give you for free.
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> > Bachelors know more about women than married men;
> > if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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> > When a newly married couple smiles, everyone
>> knows why.
> > When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
> > wonders why.
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> > Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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> > When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> you can be sure
> of one thing:
> > ................either the car is new or the
> > wife.
> >
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> > I take my wife everywhere,
> > but she keeps finding her way back.
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> > We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Enjoy some classic liners on Marriage.. 8) 8) 8)
Its happy time for Bachelors.. Cheers...!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
> > Every man should get married some time;
> > after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> >
> >
>
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> > An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can
> > have; the older she gets, the more interested he is
> > in her.
> >
> >
> >
>
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> -
> > Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
> > It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
> >
> >
>
------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
> > Don't worry about terrorism.
> > I was married for two years.
> >
> >
> >
>
------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
> > A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> > expensive answers........
> > that your wife will give you for free.
> >
> >
>
------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
> > Bachelors know more about women than married men;
> > if they didn't, they'd be married too.
> >
> >
>
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> -
> > When a newly married couple smiles, everyone
>> knows why.
> > When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
> > wonders why.
> >
> >
> >
>
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> > Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
> >
> >
>
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> > When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> you can be sure
> of one thing:
> > ................either the car is new or the
> > wife.
> >
> >
> >
>
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> > I take my wife everywhere,
> > but she keeps finding her way back.
> >
> >
> >
>
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> > We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
> >
> >
>
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:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Some more classics form Amit..... :shock: :shock: You are becoming more n more Philosopher dear :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
What Amit
Again a nice personal experience shared!!!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish I had read this 30 years back. I bet I would have succeded in my attempt!!1
It was good
Siva
From India, Chennai
Again a nice personal experience shared!!!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish I had read this 30 years back. I bet I would have succeded in my attempt!!1
It was good
Siva
From India, Chennai
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Kadam..
Good comments ... Not becoming Philosopher but trying to reveal the truth before Happy Bachelors.. to stay always Happy.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Thanks Siva..
Sorry Siva.. that time i was not Born and even citehr Humor forum was also not available.. Anyways attempt it now.. wo kahte hain na der aaye durust aaye.. Jab jago tabhi sawera... so apply these fundas.. :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Thanks Kadam..
Good comments ... Not becoming Philosopher but trying to reveal the truth before Happy Bachelors.. to stay always Happy.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Thanks Siva..
Sorry Siva.. that time i was not Born and even citehr Humor forum was also not available.. Anyways attempt it now.. wo kahte hain na der aaye durust aaye.. Jab jago tabhi sawera... so apply these fundas.. :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Sari, Sudhrenge wo joh kabhi bigade thay kabhi .... :wink: :wink: :wink: aur hum abhi bigde hee kahan .. :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kyon Amit ... hain naa ??? :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: Thank u Venu n Sari.. :D :D :D 8) 8)
Very true Sari.. jo sudhar gaya wo Amit Seth nahi ho sakta.. aur wo bhi larkiyon ke dar se.. No way.. i don't want to be named Venu.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Very true Sari.. jo sudhar gaya wo Amit Seth nahi ho sakta.. aur wo bhi larkiyon ke dar se.. No way.. i don't want to be named Venu.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha ha ha ha Nahi Amit you cannot be VENU .... mera bigdne ka Level hee kuch alag hai ... wahan tak pahunchne mein abhi time lagega tumko ...:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
ha ha ha ha Nahi Amit you cannot be VENU .... mera bigdne ka Level hee kuch alag hai ... wahan tak pahunchne mein abhi time lagega tumko ...:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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