Katyana
Hr Professional
V. VENU
Sales & Marketing
Amitmhrm
Hr Practices

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Business is Business....
One day many years ago at a school in South London a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, " I'll give to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the ."
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jignesh replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
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Regards,
Amit Seth.
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Amit dear, I m sure u have already posted the same joke, in humour section. Could not expected from YOU. :twisted: :evil: :shock: :? :D :) :( :o KATYANA :
Sorry, i might have posted it before as well.. No probs go through with other new funny posts, which i have posted today.. 8) 8)
ok ... If Normal Gets Boring ... then I always have a solution .., :wink:

Check this out !!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Business is Business....

One day many years ago at a school a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, " I'll give A Pappy ( kiss) to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a boy from ANDHRA PRADESH raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Dear VENU, come up here and I'll give you A Pappy ."

As the teacher was giving VENU his Pappy, she said, "You know VENU, since you're from A.P., I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

VENU replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"



Never-The-less! :P :wink:

I was dead smart even while at my Schooling :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Regards..,

VENU :wink: :P .

Amit your joke was fun to read again.. :) :) :) :) :lol: And venu your extension was as usual :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: iam very sure aap aisee honge bachpan me :wink: :lol: :lol:
Thanks you Sari ...
bachpan was bachpan ...Lekin ...
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.. Main abi bhi kuch aise hee hoon ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Good addition dear Venu.. But ab to bade ban jao.. now you are holding a Master degree yaar.. ab to tumhare bachchon ke khilane ke din aane wale hain.. :wink: :wink: :wink: So beware of such Business, otherwise be ready to be beaten.. :wink: :wink:
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