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Shetan ki 3 nishanian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1=EMAIL milte hi parhta hey. :twisted:

2=parhte hue hansta hey.:twisted:

3=neeche mat jana—->:twisted:

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..:twisted:

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Chand par kaali ghata chati toh hogi, 8)

sitarao ko muskurahatt aati toh hogi, 8)

tum laakh chupao dunya se magar,8)

akele mai tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi.... :lol: :lol:

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Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna... 8)

dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai... 8)

Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. 8)

Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!! :lol: :lol:



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tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge 8)

tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge 8)

sharafat se EMAIL bhejte rehna 8)

varna kaan ke niche denge :beatup: :beatup: :beatup:

aur fir rone bhi nahi denge :oops: :oops:



Fizao mein tum ho, 8)

Hawao mein tum ho, 8)

Baharo mein tum ho, 8)

Dhop mein tum ho, 8)

Chhaon mein tum ho, 8)

Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka 8)

koi thikana nahi hota. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Surat par aapki fida ho kar, 8)

humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai, 8)

Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye, 8)

Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Ladke bhi unke saath the 8) 8)

..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. 8) 8)

..HUMARI MAANGE :x :x :x :x

Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:

Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya, 8)

Auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya , 8)

Isbarbadi ki hamne gazal banadi , 8)

Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya 8)

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, 8)

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, 8)

Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, 8)

Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
From India
Hey Seeyesand.............
HONGE BHI KAISE TUMNE APNE SHAYARI MEIN SHAITANON :twisted: :evil: KO BAR BARKAR
BHOOT BANGLA JOH BANA DIYA.....BEWAJAH HI
SABKE HOSH JOH UDADIYA....... :wink:
AATE HAIN HUMOUR SECTION MEIN RELIEVE KARNE KUCH TENSION
TUMNE THO KARDIYA ISKO HORROR SESSION.
ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING:
LIKHTHE HO APNA TAREEF "SEEYESAND" PATHA CHALGAYA HAIN
HUMKO TUM KITNE HO SANT DEKKAR TUMHARI SHAYARI KA ANTT. :oops: :evil:
SUDHAR JAO AB BHI TIME BAHUT HAIN BHAKI :wink:
JUST CHEER CHEER :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
Regards..........Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Wow!!!!!!!!! shruti UR A GOOD SHAYAR YAAR!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :)
MERI KHOJ KHATHAM HO GAYI.... :wink: :wink:
i have sent those mails..........so that u can tease ur friends yaar....
i don't have the intention of hurting anyone... :) :)
From India
Hey Seeye Good Morning.........Shayari bahut hain aur bhi Bhaki :wink: :P ...Oh really :wink: No heart feeling and Tear Tear only Cheer Cheer :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Best Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
ok shruti

here it comes CHEER CHEER SHAYARI...

Tez hava ka jhonka aya :)

sath me teri khushbu laya :)

tab mere dil me khayal aya :idea:

mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya :? :?

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, :)

PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA, :)

IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO :)

EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. :) (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO... :) )

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? :?: :?:

Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, :D ur friend is also my son that's Confidential. :? :? :?

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji. :) :) 8) 8)

The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die! :oops: :oops: :oops:

The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Swamiji.. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ultimate answer while changing d job.

Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job? :?: :?:

Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where... :idea: :idea: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:

Interviewer: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Lady: Muje Talak chahiye :x :x :x

SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai 8) 8) 8)

LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.

:oops: :oops: :oops:


From India
Hey Seeye......... :P

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison :wink:

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...

Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....

Chah kar bhi aapne useey nahi mara....

Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha :P

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.

Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hain.

Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.

Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai. :shock:

Iss par mujhe Ek JOKE Yaad Aaya........................

Santa ne rah chalte notice kiya Diwaar par Kuch lika tha

Gorr se Dekha tho "Padnewala Gaddha Likha tha"

Thaav mein Aakar Santa ne badal dali Likhwat and

Ek Karaara Jawab Likhdiya "LIKHNEWALA GADDHA HAI" :shock: :P

Ab Tum Bathao hey Seeye Jo Likhebhi aur Padebhi woh Kya Hai :wink:

Think big, think smart,

think positive,

think beautiful,

think great,

I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...

just think about ME!

Lastely Hey See dont' stop writing Shayaris.....for that one small shayari For U exclusively........... :wink: :P

Aye dost aur bee likha karo shayari

Zaroor terah bhee naam ho jayega

Log fekenge Andey Tamater

To raat ki subji ka intzaam ho Jayega :wink: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards,

:P

Sindhu
From India, Delhi
HI SHRUTI ..............

WHY I SAID "GHUSTAKE MAAF HO" IS .........SO THAT U LL NOT FEEL HURT BY READING......IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT

U PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY LEG SO LONGGGGGGGGGGG

EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO... )

HERE IS THE REPLY..........TAYYAR HO JAO....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

UR DOUBT:

its very simple yaar .......use SHRUTI kehte hai......

SHRUTI......now its serious.. 8) 8)

U R MY BEST, SMART, 8) CUTE, 8) LOVABLE, 8) SWEETEST 8) nd INTELIGENT 8) FRIEND.

NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Police ko body mili hai, 8)

Kale Dant hai, 8)

Ghosle jaise bal hai, 8)

Shakal paglo vali hai, 8)

Pair ulte hai, 8)

Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai. :? :?

Zara EMAIL to karo,tasalli ho jayegi. :twisted: :twisted: :D :lol: :lol:

May God give u,

Tata ka status, 8)

Vajpayee ki dhiraj, 8)

Laaden ki himmat, 8)

Bill Gates ki income, 8)

Bush ki taqat, 8)

baaki...

MENDAK ka dimag to hai hee.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..:?: :?: :?: :?:

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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,

i should not interfere.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India
Hey Seeye....... :P Sorry :?: ...Don't worry.....ye loh.. kuch shayari jo tumhari Tabeeyat khardey Hari........... :P :wink:

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... :wink:

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! :wink: :P

Jalne ko aag kahte hai,Bujhe ko raakh kahte hai,

Cobra ko naag kahte hai, Garden ko baagh kahte hai

aur jo aap ke paas nahi hai usko demaagh kahte hai. :P



Earth may stop rotating,birds may stop flying,

candles may stop melting, Fishes may stop swimming,

heart may stop beating,but your “Brain” will never start working. :wink:

when i was born the devil said oh!no another angel but

when u were born the devil said aaillla competition


Kyon Seeye ......Tabiyat hui kuch hari-bhari..... :wink: :P

By the way, my name is Sindhu......and you can send more

shayaris Bandu...... :wink:

:P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti............................................ 8) 8)

Maine socha tha ke tum badlogi apni gathi 8) 8)

par afsoos tumne nahi jalaye dimag ke bathi :idea: :idea: :idea: .......oh yaad aya...u cant use wot u dont have! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shruti......palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, 8)

badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, 8)

aasani se nahi mile ho tum 8)

National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Someday u may lose ur hair. 8)

u may lose ur teeth- :lol:

ur money :roll:

&

even lose ur ....... :twisted: :twisted:

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur brain & good looks. 8) 8)

coz u cant lose wot u dont have! :wink: :wink: :wink:

wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, 8) Attractive, 8) Terrific, 8) Cute 8) ...I Stare, 8) I smile :) n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! :) :)

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, :? :?

Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... :( :(

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, 8) 8)

Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...... :wink: :wink: :wink:

U r a GENIUS.... :idea: Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. :idea:

It is Divided in two parts... 8) 8)

LEFT & RIGHT 8)

In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & :wink: :wink:

In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai 8)

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai 8)

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai 8)

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! :roll: :roll:

Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

By the way, ur name is shrutiarjun......and you can send more

shayaris har din......

Seeyesand

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From India
Hi Seeye...........See....See :P
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi. :wink: :P
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
tere liye chand taare tod denge,
Tere liye khushiyon ke darwaze khol denge,
ek baar has ke to dikha tere saare daant tod denge. :wink: :P
COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI,
ABHI DEKHONA EK NIRALA BANDER SCREEN PAR
PADRAHA HAI EMAILS DHADHADHAD DHADADHAD :shock: :wink:
Mazaa Aaya......Seeye :wink:
Happy Weekend :P
regards
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,
Ab tum apne tabiyat tek karo... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Fizao mein tum ho, 8)
Hawao mein tum ho,8)
Baharo mein tum ho,8)
Dhop mein tum ho,8)
Chhaon mein tum ho,8)
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka :?: :?:
koi thikana nahi hota. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Surat par aapki fida ho kar, :)
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai, :)
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye, :idea: :idea:
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Read slowly 8)
u r que tea, :)
luv lee, :)
grey ate, :)
on nest, :)
at track thief, :)
cheer fool, :)
soup pub :)
and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!! :) :) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
WISH YOU A HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!! :D :D :D :D
SEEYESAND :D :D :D :D :D :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India
Hi Shruti, NO ANSWER???? :?: :?: :?: :?: SHAYARI KHATAM HO GAYE KYA :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: seeyesand :wink: :wink:
From India
Hey Seeye.......don't arrive at any conclusions......here's some more shayari for you to cheer .... :wink:
Tareef ke kaabil hum kahan?
Charcha to aapki chalti hai
Sab kuchh to hai aapke paas
Bas Seeng aur Poonchh ki kami khalti hai..!! :P :wink:
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Pathey Gir Saktheyhain, Ped Nahin
Sooraj Doob saktha hain Aasman nahi
Darthi Sook sakthi hain Dhariya nahin
Duniya Sudhar sakhthi hain par Aap nahin :wink:
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Oopar wale ne jab aapko Bheja
Toh aisa Bheja ki bheja mein BHEJA hi nahi Bejha :P
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If your DIL MAANGE MORE.......DO LET ME KNOW......HUM NAHI KARENGE AAPKO BORE :wink:
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,

OF COURSE MERA DIL MANGEY MORE ....................TO TEASE U A LITTLE MORE..................ABB APNE GHUTNEY PE LAGAO THODA ZHOR................AFTER READING THE FOLLOWING DON'T MAKE SHOOR.....

here it comes............

Tum pas aay... 8) yu muskuraye... 8) apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... 8) Dekh kar mera dil.. 8) . phoot phoot kar rota hai... :cry: kya yaar tumse... :?: brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo. 8)

1. Pooja kiya karo... 8)

Taki tum kushi se jee sako. 8)

2. Nahaa liya karo. 8)

Taki dusre kushi se jee sake... :wink: :wink:

U'r very special for me. 8) I'm very concerned about u'r safety. 8) But I can't be

with u always. 8) So please, Take Care of yourself 8) when u jump from 1 tree 2 another! :wink: :wink:

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, 8)

dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, 8)

patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, 8)

AUR TERE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI. :wink: :wink:

Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, :)

Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, :)

Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Birds love you, :icon12: monkeys love you, :icon12: hippos love you, :icon12: snakes love you, :icon12: tortoise love you, :icon12: giraffe loves you :icon12: ..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U! :wink: :wink:

What is true friendship ? U cry :cry: & I cry. :cry: U sad, :( I sad, :( U laughing, :lol: I laughing, :lol: U jump out of window... :shock: I look down... 8) I am still laughing ! :lol: :lol:

Sumtimes i feel wat i earnd in life,money? naa! :no:

name? naa! :no:

fame? naa! :no:

bt i erned d mst precious thing frnd lke u...Bole to 8) 8)

"ANOKHA NAMUNA" :wink: :wink:

3 WAYS TO BRAKE A MIRROR

1) Drop Down The Mirror :(

2) Throw A Stone On The Mirror :(

3) You Go in Front Of The Mirror & Just Smile... :) :)

seeyesand

:) :) :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India
Hey Seeye.........some more for you to cheer. :P

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,

tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,

Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi. :wink:

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,

Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.

Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein

tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi :P

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry you’ll find me there too not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! Ha :lol: :lol:

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playing cards n i'm missing the joker!! :P :lol:

There’s an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text :wink: :P

It is very rightly said..............

Smiling is infectious u catch it like the flu when someone smiled at me today I sarted smiling too, now im infected I have sent it thru this text so now you are smiling who will it go to next? :wink:

BE SATISFIED WITH THESE.........WILL SEND YOU MORE IF YOUR DIL MAANGE MORE :wink:

Regards,

Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,
SORRY I HAD SOME WORK!!!!!!!!
one thing.........MERA DIL HAMESHA MANGE MORE... :) :)
mera dil kabhi bi NAKKO nahi boltha........
here are some shayaris for U
Suno! :o
Mehsoos karo, 8)
Badal ki Garaj, 8)
Bijli ki chamak, 8)
Barish ki ek ek bond, 8)
Tum se 8)
Cheekh cheekh kar 8)
Kah rahi hai, 8)
"Ab to naha lo" :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai, 8) 8)
10g mitti, :lol: 10g kankar pathar, :lol: 25 type k kire makore, :lol:
5g makri k jale :lol: and 500g bhusa. :lol: :lol:
Kamal hai! :lol: :lol: Mujhe lagta tha k :?: :?: khali hoga
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marne par humain janat mile na mile, 8)
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile, 8)
EMAIL karne main kasar mut chorna 8)
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar system mile na mile 8) 8)
bye
seeyesand. :lol: :lol:
From India
Hi Seeye..........Email karnemein koi kasar nahin chodenge... :P

Oh....so you were very busy working....working....aapki mehnat jaroor rang layegi.....Ok now time for some refreshment for U: :wink:

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne mail karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all the abiove so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! :P

I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! :shock: :P

To live a life we need brains,reflexes,luck,iIQ,knowledge, expression, perception, and mental qualification.....hats off to you,for managing without them!!! :wink: :oops: :P

A magic- Om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head :wink:

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U :wink: :P :lol:

Chalo bahut refresh hogaye ho lag jao ab kaam par :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards,

Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti..........

NOW ITS TIME 4 U TO PRESS F5

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You cheated me :evil: :evil: :evil:

You didn't close your eyes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So, :roll: :roll: no Surprises for you :wink: :wink:



Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:



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tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:



A to Z abt U 8)

A : u r Active :)

B : u r Best :)

C : u r Cute :)

D : u r my Dearest :)

E : u r Excellent :)

F : u r alwayz First :)

G : u r Great :)

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Sorry can't lie till Z... :? :? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8) 8) ......yes boss...... 8) 8)







fish ready ? :?:









yes boss, :)









egg ready ? :?:









yes boss, :)









mutton ready ? :?:









no boss, :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no:













why ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :?: :?:



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bakara is still reading this mail....!!!! !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

seeyesand

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From India
Hey Seeye........Lagtha hain AAJ badey Fursat mein ho......OK :wink:
........F5 tho Find replace keliye hota hain.......find tho tumhe karliya hain replacement abhi baad mein karenge....as aapke jaise SAMPLES....milne mein time lagtha hain.....mera Jawab sunkar Tum Ab karoge PRESS....F1
.......oh really........par thum mat karna.....there should always be a difference :wink: ....hum nahin chahtey ki aapki Nasal ka itni Jaldi Extinct hojana....... :P
....Bahut sahi pehchana apne aapko....... :wink: :P
To relieve your tensions ........here's a break for U:
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA. :wink:
wat did computer think wen u sit front of it? IT thinks that:INTEL INSIDE, IDIOT OUTSIDE. :P
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Shruti..........

Arrey BUDDHU..............grow-up..........F5 is for refresh(i said.."its time for you to press F5").......u might have checked in msword and found that it is for replace......msword se bi aagey duniya hai........in general F5 is used for refresh........

by ****** u mean INTELLIGENT .........thanks yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!........shayad aaj kal MINTOS (Dimag ki batti jalarahehooooo........)

I want to share Everything with you. 8) Your JOYS, :) Your SADNESS, :cry: Your HAPPY MOMENTS :D Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. :wink: :wink:

2day, 8) 2morrow 8) & 4ever, 8) there will be 1 heart :icon12: that would always beat 4 u U know whose?? ............zyada math soch ...........YOUR OWN :wink: :wink:

A baby monkey asks her Mother, Mother why r we so ugly? :?: :roll: :roll: :?: The Mother says to her, don't stress :evil: :evil: :x :x my baby................ after seeing the person, :shock: :shock: who is reading this mail ur opinion will change!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Hey Seeye........I think......you reaaly require more powerful doses:

:wink:

. ………..hey dear since when you are the one who is ready to share and took the initiative……I think it would be apt if “ Iss Shubh Kaam ka shuruwaat aapke ATM Card se Ho….... :wink:



Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam :wink: :P

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,

Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo... :P

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP, SMART HAI, CHARMING HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAMP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me.... :lol:



Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....

:wink: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope now you feel better........... :P Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti......................

On one hand u say:

and on the other hand u say:

they are contradicting yaar..........GOD MADE MISTAKE AGAINA N AGAIN (by creating u)

Let me clear ur "GALATFAIMI" ..............



Ek pyaari si murath 8)





Ek nazuk ada 8)





Thodi si shararat 8)





Ooncha udne ka armaan 8)





Sabse alag sabse judha 8)





Jiski hai pyaari har ek ada 8)



Sapne me bhi koi na chahe usse juda 8)



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Thanks aapne mere bare me itna pada :wink: :wink: :wink:

A Rose Rs.7 8)

A Card Rs.25, 8)

A Lunch Rs.200, 8)

Movie Rs.150 8)

But a friend like u :roll: :roll: :roll:

is"Priceless" ... :) :) :)

Zyada udo mat... :evil: :evil: :evil:

Priceless bole to "FOKAT"! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Cow, ant & a Monkey are debating on who is the greatest among them

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Cow : I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest. 8) 8)









Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest. 8) 8) 8)



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Hello - Why are you scrolling down ??? :?: :?: :?:



It's your turn now--- please speak up.........!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar :icon12: ............ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar :no: :no: ...........bin tere hum jee na payenge :no: :no: .............tum na hoge to hum........... :roll: :roll: :?:

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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Waiting 4 ur reply............ :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Hey Seeye.....lagtha hain tumhe Bumper Doses ki zaroorat hain: :P
......Bilkul sahi farmaya seeye.....kyonki MUJHE THO AAPKO ULLU BANANE KI ZAROORAT HI NAHIN HAIN........(AAP THO READYMADE HI HO) :wink: :P :P :P :wink: :wink:
and dear....in almost every post of yours there is some mention of Monkeys....Lagtha hain Bahut Prabhavit hain Bandaron se....Aakhir Kyon na ho.....Karbooje ko dekkar Karbooja rang badaltha hain :wink: :P
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. :wink: :P :P :P
Kyon Mazaa aya Seeye........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti........
good yaar.........i did not expect ur reply this fast......

So........... :roll: :roll: U started dreaming abt ME :D :D :D .............hotha hai ........ 8) 8) hotha hai........ 8) ..achha logon ke sangath milne par aisaa hota hai....... 8) 8) 8)
do u know the meaning of "paap" :roll: :roll: :?: :?:
paap means:
p..pichle janam ke :D
a.achhey aur :D
a.awwal :D
p.punyh karam :D
ur lucky to have me as ur friend....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
3 monkeys escaped from zoo... 8) 8)
1st monkey is watching T.V. 8) 8)
2nd monkey is listening to Radio. 8) 8)
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shruti...... 8) 8)
why ru thinking like that...... :?: :?:
3rd monkey is still missing. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
NOTE: why i mention about monkey in my mails??? bcoz...........ask urself what u thought abt urself when i said the 3rd monkey is........
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seeyesand
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From India
hmmm......hum reply dene mein kabhi der nahin karthey…… :wink:
OK….Yeh kya Seeye tum tho cutting editing karke apni batton ko illustrate kar rahe ho…….Yeh Teek nahin…. :evil: :wink:
Baap re Baap….PAAP ka bhi Matlab badal dala……hmmm. Kyon nahin….Shaitan hi aise kaam kar sakthey hain….. :wink: :wink: :P
Hey Seeye……Shayari ka Silsila tho kabhi Katm nahin ho saktha………but I think somewhere we have to put a full stop…..hence ….thank You friend for your mind blowing Shayaris and I hope, I have been able to post some replies….as expected by you in your initial post…….. :lol:
Aur ya........Otherwise yeh Bandar….Hathi ….Cheenti ………..Anda pehle aaya ya Murgi yeh sab tho chalta hi rahta hain.......Let me catch you now in some other Post..........Bye friend……………. :wink: :P :lol:
Keep Smiling..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti............
SORRY YAAR!!!!!!!!!!! if i have hurt ur feelings......

the most dangerous, hurting, bad and what all words used by U are

plz don't say that yaar.......
My intention was not to hurt U.........
one thing.........
I JUST THOUGHT OF CONTRADICTING UR MAILS IN A HUMOUROUS WAY
I always welcome ur mails yaar
I ENJOYED THEM A LOT......WHILE READING SOME I FEEL DOWN FROM MY CHAIR.......

seeyesand
:cry: :cry: :cry:
From India
Hey Seeye :P …..What ‘s this……… :?:
I never said you hurt my feelings…….so then why this “SORRY”……array…..we are in Humour Section and what I believe is “If I can make fun of and crack Jokes on others………then I should have the stamina to withstand the comments too…..ya its true that we should not hurt anybody’s sentiments……but eventually we are all here to take a break……….hence ENJOY…… :P :lol:
and Seeye…….I must say your replies are really humorous ones….. :P
I hope now everything is clear….. so let all cheer
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best regards,
Sindhu
N.B: Yes……If you so desire…….aapki leg-pulling mein hum bhi koi kasar nahin chodenge……….. :wink: :P
From India, Delhi
SHRUTI............
Thanks 4 d reply...........
I really really loved the way u replied......ur very spontaneous.....and intelligent.......we rearly find this quality.......SHAYAD SANGATH KA ASAR HAI........just kidding..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
UR ALWAYS WELCOMED 4 .................. LEG PULLING........
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waiting 4 ur reply
seeyesand
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From India
Hey Seeye........ :P :P Good Morning :lol:
.......Thank you Seeye for your comments...... :P :lol:
.....Uh.......Kitni badi Galat Faimi Hain :wink: .......Kush Raho......... :lol:

OK now one Question for You:

1. If I were in Sun instead of U what would have happened? Give me a one word answer and your time starts now.................. :roll: :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,
SORRY...........i did not open my system for the past 4 days...
coming to your question
"1. If I were in Sun instead of U what would have happened? Give me a one word answer and your time starts now"
Actually i didnot understand ur question... :roll: :roll: :roll: :? :?
one thing.........
ur a CHAND KA TUKDA and why did u go to suraj.. :roll: :roll: :?: :?:
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seeyesand
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From India
Hi.....Seeye.........Good to see your replyl :P
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Hey Thanks (Mazaak mein hi sahi)………….Meri tho pairon thale Zameen Kisak Gayee…..aapke comments read karkey…… :wink: :P
Hmmm……. So you did not understand the Question…there is nothing so brain storming…..actually it is just a matter of exchange of letters that’s all.
SUN………………If we replace the letter “U” with “I”…the result will be “SIN” (May be verbally it is more apt).......It's a simple answer......but confusing...Isn't it :?:
Seeye.....have you noticed...the figures of viewers to this message of yours exceeds 600......Great Yaar...........ENJOY..... :P :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,

This response is only because of ur spontaneous jokes..... :) :) :) :)

and

SANGATH ka asar se ur becoming LOGICAL 2222222 ........good :) :)

Actually i expected something funny :lol: .........from ur question........ :?:

I KNOW THIS ANSWER . 8) 8) ............SUN 222222222222 SIN .... 8)

As this is Humour Section :) .....I thought U created some funny answer out of it......... :) :)

Shruti...........did u watch MENTOS Ad. (New One).... :wink: :wink:

SOME MORE 4 U..........

Email har pal karu toh shararat hogi, :wink: har din karu toh paresani hogi, :wink: kabhi kabaar karu toh kanjusi hogi, :roll: par dil se karu toh AAPKO hogi.... :) :)



palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, 8) badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, 8) aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! :wink: :wink:



Aapki julfey yu lehra rahi hai... 8)

Aapki julfey yu lehra rahi hai... 8)

Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai... :wink: :wink:

I am going to say about the......... . 8) 8)

Money :roll: :roll: :roll:































It can buy a house 8)

















But not a home :roll:

















It can buy a clock 8)

















But not time :roll:

















It can buy you a position 8)

















But not respect :roll:

















It can buy you a bed 8)

















But not sleep :roll:

















It can buy you a book 8)

















But not knowledge :roll: :idea:

















It can buy you medicine 8)

















But not health :roll:

















It can buy you blood 8)

















But not life :roll:











So you see money isn't everything 8) 8) 8)



And it often causes pain and suffering 8) 8) :shock: :shock: :shock:











I tell you this because I am your friend 8) 8)







And as your friend I want to 8)













Take away your pain and suffering!! 8) 8)















So :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Send me all your money :wink: :wink: :wink:









And I will suffer for you! :wink: :wink:









Cash only please! :wink: :wink:



After all, what are friends for, right?? :wink: :wink:









I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! :wink: :wink:

START IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOUR TROUBLES (MONEY) ............ ... :wink: :wink:



DO YOU KNOW......(Something very very interesting...........)







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Month & Date :?:

Feb., 267h ..... :?:



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Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Karo......... ... :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Kyarey Seeye......yeh kya reply hua :?: .....repeated Jokes bhej rahe ho
and last wala mind boggling question tho Superb tha......after reading that I can only comment :P ........I think today your work Schedule was tight. :wink: .....hence go home dear take some rest and tomorrow send me email when you are bright.......... :wink:
Regarding Cash. :P .........I don't want my friends to bear any rash if you will again think of CASH you will definitley get a BASH...which will eventually turn you into ASH......... :wink:
After you retrieve and regain your Hosh.....do inform me I will send you some good JOKES :P
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,

I think already U already know some of the jokes. 8) ....... ll try to send some new ones. :roll: :roll: .....ur jokes r always welcomed :) :) .........whether i am in HOSH :D ......JOSH. :D .. or not :x :evil: .

thanks yaar atleast u liked one TAANG PULLING....... :wink: :wink: :wink:

and about ASH 8)

I too wanted to turn towards ASH..... 8)

par beech me ABHI :evil: :evil: aake sara khel begaad diya...... :x :x

Jab aap ne ASH ka issue ched diya :) mai ek kissa sunanaa chahatha hu.... :) :)

here it goes....

ASH ke shadi se pehle ek kissa sunatha hu 8)

ABHI: Will U leave ur parents for me :) :)

ASH:Yes, dear ofcourse 8) 8)

ABHI: Will U leave ur filmi carrier for me :) :)

ASH: ofcouse dear 8) 8)

ABHI: Will U leave ur friends for me :) :)

ASH: yes dear....definitely 8) 8)

ABHI: Will U be a nice BAHU :) :)

ASH: definitely dear....... 8) 8)

ABHI: Will U leave SEEYESAND after marriage 8) 8)

ASH: APNI AUKATH ME RAHO........ :evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :x :x :( :evil: :evil: :x :x :x

ABHI: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

hope u understood ASH feelings... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

:D :D :D :D
From India
Hi Seeye.......... :P
Ash Adventure main hai bada Josh :P
par seeye tumahar bhi nahin hai dosh :wink:
Shayad kho chukhey ho tum apna hosh........ :wink: :P
Sprinkle some water on your face and be ready for a refreshment:
Arz kiya hai
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle...
unhe bakri khaa gayi..! :wink: :P
Har khushi hasi mange aapse,
Har phool khushbu mange aapse,
itni roshani ho Apki zindagi mei ki
'khud bijli wale connection mange aapse.' :P
Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai..............Thaliyaan......... :P :lol:
Feeling better Seeye............Chao....... :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,

Aab mai hosh me aagaya.........aapka hosh udane ke liye.....

so...........be ready..............

Bindaas kam karne ka, 8)

rapchik process karne ka, 8)

Bhoot se nahi darne ka, :shock: :shock: :twisted:

bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Today a phone without wire is fashion. 8)

One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. 8) 8)

On that day, my friend, u will Rock.. :D :D :D :wink: :wink:

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru. 8)

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. 8)

Which one to follow?... Great confusion. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



GIRLS ARE REALLY MEAN..... :evil: :evil: :evil:

Do u know........wen i was a kid 8) :) :)

so many girls wanted to kiss me, :icon12: i allowed :D :D :D ..............but

now i want 2 kiss :icon12: so many girls, but

they dont allow. :x :x SELFISH GIRLS :evil: :evil: :evil:

if you have sleepless nights ....... 8)

If someone breaks the silence of a dark lonely night 8)



If someone sings new melodies in your ear every evening.. 8)



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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 8) 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha

gaya. 8) 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 8) 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha 8)

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Hi Seeye........How are you :?: Good that you regained your senses......
Hmmmmmmmmm............. :P
.......Hey YOU ARE ROCKING SEEYE :wink:
Oh really....... :wink:
Why are you so keen jab bathey karoge heen :roll: :oops:
Tumhe tho padni chahiye Tan Tana Teen :evil:
Phir Bhool Jaoge Bhajana Bheen....Ki Ladkiyan hain Very Mean :wink: :P
Close-Up se Daant Saaf karneka
Pepsodent se Mazboot Karneka
Babool se Fresh Rakne ka
Agar Phir bhi White nahi Hui
Tho Bindaas Harpic Use Karney ka :P
Jab Tum Ainey ke pass jatey ho
Tho Ainaa boley “Beautiful…..Beuatiful”
Jaisehi Ainey se Door Hojathey ho
Ainaa bole “Aprilfool…..Aprilfool” :wink: :P
Sunkar yeh sab hogaye kya Seeye tum Cool........ :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,

Aap ke Email padke hum ho gaye cool 8) 8)

Reply karne me hum kabhi na karenge bhool :no: :no:

Hum aapko kare ya aap hame kare fool :evil: :evil:

Aab tayyar hojao..4 my......shabdo ke shool.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

U r no. of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements in channel :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

"ANIMALPLANET " :D :D

Thanks 2 media. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my life is very busy yaar :) ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema :) other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis :) and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! :) Silly gals! :lol: :lol: Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif…. :) :)

10 things that i know abt u .......... :roll: :roll:







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Bus Baki Kaal...Ek din me ek hi Joke :wink: :wink: :wink: ...........keep esmiling :) :) :) :)

WISH U A :lol: :lol: HAPPY :lol: :lol: WEEKEND.............SEEYESAND..

:D :D :D :D :D
From India
Hey Seeye......Your Shayari is very cool
Lagtha hain Shayaron se ho jayega CiteHR Full......... :wink: :P
though you know ten things about me but I know only one thing about you that you are a phoool (Fooool) Bhagwan ki ek ajab si Bhool
Jisko aata nahin Zindagi ka Moool
Kwabo Qayalon mein Jo Raha hain Jhool
Sambhal Jao warna ban Jaoge Dhoooool. :P :wink:
.......Wah wah JOKE of the DAY....Go and eat some HAY to keep tensions at BAY....... :wink: :P
HAPPY WEEKEND TO YOU TOO SEEYE........ :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......... :)

A Special day was Yesterday :lol: :lol:

My friend spoke about her Prey :wink: :wink:

I should not interfere anyway :no:

But I will Pray 4 her Hay :roll: :roll:

Bhagwan de aapko each and Everyday..... :wink: :wink:

AAP KO THO BAHUT EXPERIENCE HAI.....(tension bagane me.... :wink: )

Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh

log bahut zalim hain kehte hain....... :roll: :roll:

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"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana... :wink: :wink: (WEEKEND HAI NA :?: )

Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! :twisted: paap ki tasvir...! :twisted: bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! :twisted: matlabi insaan..! :evil: dhokebaz . . . :evil: aisi koi bhi kwality aap me nahi hai, :no: :no: U R

a NICE friend. :lol: :lol: :lol:

What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? :roll: :roll: Dont know? So

simple, 8) He never comes to my house 8) and I never go to his

house ... 8) EGO PRoblem :twisted: :twisted:

We Email Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice 8) i Think Ur Nice 8) U Think

Im Cool 8) i Think Ur Cool 8) U Think Im Sweet :lol: i Think Ur Sweet :lol: U Think Im

Smart :) i Think Ur RigHT :wink: :wink:

5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote: 8) 8)

1. )_______ :?: :roll:

2. )_______ :roll: :?:

3. )_______ :roll: :?:

nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta. :lol: :lol: :lol:

When cloud breaks rain falls, :) When coconut breaks water falls, :)

When luv breaks tears fall, :cry: But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. :?: :?: Aailaa !!!

Khali hai! :shock: :shock: :? :? :twisted: :twisted:

U r sweet :D U r caring :D U r artist :D U r kind :D U r intelligent :idea: U r

atractive :) U r smart :) thoda aur IMPROVE karo :roll: Tabhi mere jaise banoge. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Hello Seeye......... Good Morning :P :lol:
hmmmm....now starting Open fire.....Bullets nikal chuke hain :wink:
………………………………Kyon nahin hoga Seeye tumne jo dimaag kaa liya hain mera…………….but don’t worry in your case………..”Gobar will fall” :wink: :P
....hmmm Seeye come out of your illusion………..otherwise there will be no time for solution …… :P :wink:
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? :wink:
Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar..
Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar baar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar. :roll: :P
Aapko..
Hum sirf aapko :P
aur aapko
arey aapko
haan haan aapko, :roll:
baba aapko
aapko only
aapko aur kisi ko nahi :roll: :wink:
bas aapko hamesha
Tang Karenge..!!........... :wink: :P HAPPY :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti....................... :D :D :D
I am a VEGETARIAN yaar :roll: :roll: .......iss ka matlab ye nahi ke mai....ghaas bhi katha hu.... :twisted: :twisted:
ur always welcomed......... :D :D
Sumtimes u may catch people staring at u,i :shock: :shock: :shock: ts not coz u r cute.. :) :) Bcoz someone told them dat DEVILS HAV TAILS, :evil: :evil: :evil: n they just wondering, where is urs??? :wink: :wink: :wink:
Today I waana say something ................ 8)
Apni Dil ke Baath....... 8)
Its not just for name sake....I have been experience this for quite a long time.... :D :D
Today its time to reveal..... :D :D
I 8)
I L 8)
I LO 8)
I LOV 8)
I LOVE 8)
I LOVE Y 8)
I LOVE YO 8)
I LOVE YOGA..................its very good for health....... :wink: :wink:
Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... :D :D kyonki ek
pyaara, :) achchha, :) smart, :) cute :) & Handsom :) sa dost humne na sahi :no: tumne to paya hai :wink: :wink: :wink:
SEEYESAND
:) :) :)
From India
Hi Shruti......
Thought of sharing ............ :)
We Work for Making Better tomorow. 8)
But When tomorow Comes, 8)
Instead Of Enjoying, :lol:
Again we Start Thinking for Better tomorow. :x
WE Never Enjoy Present. :no:
ENJOY TODAY :lol: :lol:
Your Life is a fingerprint
that cannot be duplicated.
so make the Best impression with it. :) :)
Suraj ki pahli kiran 8)
Khushi de apko, :D
Dusri kiran hasi de :lol:
Tisri tandurasti :beatup:
Chouthi kamyabi :idea:
Bas kafi ho gaya..... :wink: :wink:
Ab garmi lagegi?!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
..Gud afternoon :) :) :) :)
seeyesand
:lol: :lol: :lol:
From India
Hi Seeye......lagtha hain aapka aaj work shedule nahin hain Tight
that is why you are writing emails so Bright....................... :lol:
OK now some laughter medicine for You: :P
Woh bole ki mehfil mein kahin humare joote kho gaye.......... :roll:
to hum ghar kaise jayenge...... :?:
Humne kaha aap shayari to shuru kijiyey..... :wink:
Itne aayenge to gin bhi nahi payenge :P
Itra ke Parwane ne kaha, "Tu mujhse Door kahan Jayegi" :wink:
"Akhir hai to Shama, Mujhe Jalakar khud bujh Jayegi"
Ispar Shama replied: "Ye taang aur Pankh Itna na Phadphada"
"Mere paas aane Ke Chakkar mein, Teri jaan chali jayegi"
"Vo Zamana chala gaya, jab tu 'Candle' pe Mandrata tha"
"Imported Gas ki Flame hoon, Bujhaate-bujhaate nani yaad aa jayegi" :P
When i was sad,
U were there,
When i was crying,
U were there,
When i was unhappy, :cry:
U were there,
NOW I Have UNDERSTOOD . . . . . :shock:
ki SARE FASAD KI JAD TO TUM HO :P :lol:
ENJOY........HAVE A NICE DAY :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti..... :D :D :D

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Abb tayyar ho jao..........

Mai apni zindagi ko lena chahatha hu light 8) .......abb tak maine karni bahut nail bite :evil: :x :shock: ....aap jaise bright..... :idea: jinka dil hai white :lol: ......sabsay ho aap polite 8) .......all this i need not write 8) .......par bolne pe mai hotha hu excite. :lol: ...although most of the times we fight... :beatup: ......ur always right.. :lol: .........alright :lol: :lol:

No SHRUTI :no:

No LIFE :no:

know SHRUTI :)

know LIFE.... :) .(hey......why am i spreading this RUMOURS.. :?: :?: sochna padegaa :roll: :roll: :roll: )

Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana, 8)

Apna samjho ya begana, 8)

Suno dil ka afsana, 8)

Ki garmi bahut hain, 8)

Din mein teen baar nahana.... :wink: :wink: :wink:

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, :evil:

Ladke bhi unke saath the

..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. :D :D

..HUMARI MAANGE :D :D

Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. :wink: :wink:

apni dosti ki gaadi kuch iss kadar chal padi 8)

jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi 8)

dua hai na lage isme koi break 8)

speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi isse overtake 8)

seeyesand

:D :D :D
From India
Hi Shruti........ :) :)

WE ALREADY CROSSED..... CENTURY..... :) :) ...WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS.......MILLENIUM..... :lol: ...here the point to be noted is . :roll: :roll: .........its all BCoz of ur Spontaneous replies.... :idea: ...the whole credit goes to UUUUUUUU :) :) :)

coming to our daily business.... :wink: :wink: ......(.......abb aap ke TAANG kichneki bari hai... :wink: :wink: )

A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality 8) , ur thoughts 8) ,ur ideas 8) ,ur talent, 8) ur smartness 8)

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That day will be "APRIL 1st". :wink: :wink: :wink:

Ek Sardarji pani pe raha tha.. 8)

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Sardarji pani bhi nahi :no: pe sakthey kya... :?:

iss me bhi joke chaheye..... :lol: :lol:

Two days of power cuts in Delhi :evil: :evil: had made life miserable. :cry: :cry: Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Why did Santa go to Honeymoon :icon12: (Niagara Falls) alone.. :wink: :wink:

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u can do it...... :roll: :roll:

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simple yaar!!!!!!! :) :)

Bcoz his wife had already seen Niagara Falls . :wink: :wink: :wink:



A Gorgeous Girl :icon12: walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam. :wink:

Prof: Anything? :wink: :wink:

Girl: Ya :wink: :wink:

Prof: ?? :?: :?:

Girl : Ya !! :wink: :wink:

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Prof: Then Go & study...!! :) :) :)

seeyesand

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From India
Hi....Seeye... :P .......... :lol: Laghta hain tumhara iraada hain citehr ka record break karneyka aadhi century tho ho hi chuki hain ....dekthey hain kitni door jaatey ho......... :wink: :P

:P :P :P :P :lol:

Bindaas Shayari

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

(earth to sky, earth to sky)

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak :roll:

[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] :twisted:

Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air) :wink: :P :P

Gam woh cheez hai :lol:

Gam woh cheez hai :P

Gam woh cheez hai :wink:

Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain :wink:



Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib

Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib

La, phawda muzhe de de !! :wink:

Joke time:

Santa apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal

Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,

Santa: Abbey kam chor chatri pakdke daal :shock: :P

Santa gun leke darwaze pe ruka

Wife: y r u standing here?

Santa: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu!

Wife: toh jao na.

Santa: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai :P

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji

Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai

ki Batao Mohan, Taj mahal kaha hai

Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji

To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao

Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji. :wink: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:P

Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Seeye..... :P
samundar mai tum ho,
zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum,
jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho.
DOMEX wali lady thik kehti thi
KITANU har jagah hote hain. :wink: :P
If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! :wink:
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! :P
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. :shock: :P
Some riddlles for U:
1. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
2..What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
drain your brain then come again........... :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......... :D :D
Ans: HOLE
Ans: "m"
hey shruti let me explain........aap seeye ko harana hai in vain........kahi se bhi aap question karo obtain.......i will entertain without any pain......pooch dalo sari questions that remain........in ur so called brain..
seeyesand
:lol: :lol: :lol:
From India
Hi Shruti........ :D :D
:lol: AAP KI YAAD MEIN............... :lol:
If someone calls U crazy, :evil: don't mind 8)
If someone calls U duffer :x , relax 8)
If someone calls U stupid, :shock: be cool 8)
But...if someone calls u Cute...... :) :)
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ek zoor ka thappad lagana :beatup: ......aur kehna... :icon6:
MAZAK KI BE HUD HOTI HAI... :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4:
A Scientist cannot :no: be a President...Dr.Kalam did it :icon1:
A Conductor cannot :no: be an Actor...Rajni did it :icon1:
A Monkey cannot :no: read messages.......But U did it. :icon1:
Aap ki awaz KOYAL jaisi :mrgreen:
Aankhen HIRAN jaisi :mrgreen:
Chaal MOR jaisi :mrgreen:
Aadatein BANDAR jaisi :mrgreen:
Aacha hotha agar ek cheez inssano wali bhi hoti.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: "simple c baat hai, 8) faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4:
seeyesand
:icon4: :icon4: :icon4:
From India




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