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Hey Shruti......................

On one hand u say:

and on the other hand u say:

they are contradicting yaar..........GOD MADE MISTAKE AGAINA N AGAIN (by creating u)

Let me clear ur "GALATFAIMI" ..............



Ek pyaari si murath 8)





Ek nazuk ada 8)





Thodi si shararat 8)





Ooncha udne ka armaan 8)





Sabse alag sabse judha 8)





Jiski hai pyaari har ek ada 8)



Sapne me bhi koi na chahe usse juda 8)



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Thanks aapne mere bare me itna pada :wink: :wink: :wink:

A Rose Rs.7 8)

A Card Rs.25, 8)

A Lunch Rs.200, 8)

Movie Rs.150 8)

But a friend like u :roll: :roll: :roll:

is"Priceless" ... :) :) :)

Zyada udo mat... :evil: :evil: :evil:

Priceless bole to "FOKAT"! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Cow, ant & a Monkey are debating on who is the greatest among them

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So here it goes.................. 8)









Cow : I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest. 8) 8)









Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest. 8) 8) 8)



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Hello - Why are you scrolling down ??? :?: :?: :?:



It's your turn now--- please speak up.........!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar :icon12: ............ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar :no: :no: ...........bin tere hum jee na payenge :no: :no: .............tum na hoge to hum........... :roll: :roll: :?:

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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Waiting 4 ur reply............ :wink: :wink: :wink:

seeyesand

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From India
Hey Seeye.....lagtha hain tumhe Bumper Doses ki zaroorat hain: :P
......Bilkul sahi farmaya seeye.....kyonki MUJHE THO AAPKO ULLU BANANE KI ZAROORAT HI NAHIN HAIN........(AAP THO READYMADE HI HO) :wink: :P :P :P :wink: :wink:
and dear....in almost every post of yours there is some mention of Monkeys....Lagtha hain Bahut Prabhavit hain Bandaron se....Aakhir Kyon na ho.....Karbooje ko dekkar Karbooja rang badaltha hain :wink: :P
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. :wink: :P :P :P
Kyon Mazaa aya Seeye........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti........
good yaar.........i did not expect ur reply this fast......

So........... :roll: :roll: U started dreaming abt ME :D :D :D .............hotha hai ........ 8) 8) hotha hai........ 8) ..achha logon ke sangath milne par aisaa hota hai....... 8) 8) 8)
do u know the meaning of "paap" :roll: :roll: :?: :?:
paap means:
p..pichle janam ke :D
a.achhey aur :D
a.awwal :D
p.punyh karam :D
ur lucky to have me as ur friend....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
3 monkeys escaped from zoo... 8) 8)
1st monkey is watching T.V. 8) 8)
2nd monkey is listening to Radio. 8) 8)
and the 3rd monkey..............
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shruti...... 8) 8)
why ru thinking like that...... :?: :?:
3rd monkey is still missing. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
NOTE: why i mention about monkey in my mails??? bcoz...........ask urself what u thought abt urself when i said the 3rd monkey is........
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
seeyesand
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From India
hmmm......hum reply dene mein kabhi der nahin karthey…… :wink:
OK….Yeh kya Seeye tum tho cutting editing karke apni batton ko illustrate kar rahe ho…….Yeh Teek nahin…. :evil: :wink:
Baap re Baap….PAAP ka bhi Matlab badal dala……hmmm. Kyon nahin….Shaitan hi aise kaam kar sakthey hain….. :wink: :wink: :P
Hey Seeye……Shayari ka Silsila tho kabhi Katm nahin ho saktha………but I think somewhere we have to put a full stop…..hence ….thank You friend for your mind blowing Shayaris and I hope, I have been able to post some replies….as expected by you in your initial post…….. :lol:
Aur ya........Otherwise yeh Bandar….Hathi ….Cheenti ………..Anda pehle aaya ya Murgi yeh sab tho chalta hi rahta hain.......Let me catch you now in some other Post..........Bye friend……………. :wink: :P :lol:
Keep Smiling..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi
Hey Shruti............
SORRY YAAR!!!!!!!!!!! if i have hurt ur feelings......

the most dangerous, hurting, bad and what all words used by U are

plz don't say that yaar.......
My intention was not to hurt U.........
one thing.........
I JUST THOUGHT OF CONTRADICTING UR MAILS IN A HUMOUROUS WAY
I always welcome ur mails yaar
I ENJOYED THEM A LOT......WHILE READING SOME I FEEL DOWN FROM MY CHAIR.......

seeyesand
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From India
Hey Seeye :P …..What ‘s this……… :?:
I never said you hurt my feelings…….so then why this “SORRY”……array…..we are in Humour Section and what I believe is “If I can make fun of and crack Jokes on others………then I should have the stamina to withstand the comments too…..ya its true that we should not hurt anybody’s sentiments……but eventually we are all here to take a break……….hence ENJOY…… :P :lol:
and Seeye…….I must say your replies are really humorous ones….. :P
I hope now everything is clear….. so let all cheer
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best regards,
Sindhu
N.B: Yes……If you so desire…….aapki leg-pulling mein hum bhi koi kasar nahin chodenge……….. :wink: :P

From India, Delhi
SHRUTI............
Thanks 4 d reply...........
I really really loved the way u replied......ur very spontaneous.....and intelligent.......we rearly find this quality.......SHAYAD SANGATH KA ASAR HAI........just kidding..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
UR ALWAYS WELCOMED 4 .................. LEG PULLING........
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waiting 4 ur reply
seeyesand
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From India
Hey Seeye........ :P :P Good Morning :lol:
.......Thank you Seeye for your comments...... :P :lol:
.....Uh.......Kitni badi Galat Faimi Hain :wink: .......Kush Raho......... :lol:

OK now one Question for You:

1. If I were in Sun instead of U what would have happened? Give me a one word answer and your time starts now.................. :roll: :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti,
SORRY...........i did not open my system for the past 4 days...
coming to your question
"1. If I were in Sun instead of U what would have happened? Give me a one word answer and your time starts now"
Actually i didnot understand ur question... :roll: :roll: :roll: :? :?
one thing.........
ur a CHAND KA TUKDA and why did u go to suraj.. :roll: :roll: :?: :?:
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seeyesand
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From India
Hi.....Seeye.........Good to see your replyl :P
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Hey Thanks (Mazaak mein hi sahi)………….Meri tho pairon thale Zameen Kisak Gayee…..aapke comments read karkey…… :wink: :P
Hmmm……. So you did not understand the Question…there is nothing so brain storming…..actually it is just a matter of exchange of letters that’s all.
SUN………………If we replace the letter “U” with “I”…the result will be “SIN” (May be verbally it is more apt).......It's a simple answer......but confusing...Isn't it :?:
Seeye.....have you noticed...the figures of viewers to this message of yours exceeds 600......Great Yaar...........ENJOY..... :P :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi

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