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Hi Shruti........... :) :)

I got a shock :shock: :shock: ............. check out previous mails........ :roll: :roll: :?: :?:

One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock...........and U r rocking........

Shruti ki Daastan:

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! :wink:

As an outsider, :evil: what do you think of the human race? :roll: :?:

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, :D but why should I improve your looks? :evil: :evil: :x :evil:

Careful now, 8) don’t let your brains go to your head! :wink: :wink:

Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; 8) they swing from them. :wink:

She is always lost in thought :idea: :idea: -it’s unfamiliar territory. :wink: :wink:

She is dark and handsome :? . When it’s dark, :roll: he’s handsome. :wink:

She is living proof that man can live without a brain! :idea: :idea: :wink:

I’ve seen people like you, :shock: :shock: but I had to pay admission! :wink: :wink:

Huuuuuuuhaaaaaaaahaaaaaa kaisa hai mera badla..... :wink: :wink:

Always be Happy, :) always wear a smile; :)

Not because life is full of reasons to smile :) but because ur smile :) itself is a reason for many others to smile... :) :)

:D :D seeyesand :D :D

Meet U tomorrow Shruti........bye for the day......waiting for ur reply :D
27th March 2008 From India
Hi Seeye......... :lol:

.....Nice quoting...... :P

:shock:

......Hmmm so you meant to say ki aapkey paas Brain hain……….Bilkul sahi farmaya issiliye tho aapko hum jaise intelligent friend mile and Humarey pass jo brain tha woh tho aapkey sangath main aakar drain hogaya…………….. :wink: :P

Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai, :lol:

Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge,

Dil par patthar rakhkar,

Ek din hum khud tumhe MENTAL HOSPITAL chod aayenge!! :wink:

Hawa mey bindaas udd raha tha ghalib

Wah! Wah! :P

Hawa mey azaad udd raha tha ghalib

Bahut Khoob! :P

Hawa mey betaab udd raha tha ghalib :D

Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya ghalib! :roll: :shock: :wink:

Phool gir jaate hai jab aap aate ho :wink:

Phool gir jaate hai jab aap aate ho

Aji zara dhyaan se chala karo, gamlon se kyon takraate ho? :evil:

Na moh na maya hai :shock:

Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai :roll:

Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta

Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!! :wink: :P

Shaarifon main koi Chor nahin hota :lol:

Kwabon main koi mor nahin hota :P

Nai patang ki koi dor nahin hota

Humsey jo karey dosti who kabhi bore nahin hota :P :lol:

See you seeye................. :lol: Sindhu
27th March 2008 From India, Delhi
Without your Kind Permission.........
One from my side...........
Once Great Warrior.........Alexander saw a child playin wid lion.....
So he put his sword in child's feet wid due respect..........
now dat child has grown up and writing u dis msg.....

Regards,
Mehul :lol:
27th March 2008 From India, Pune
Hi Mehul ..........

Tho aap nearly 2350 baraske hai :roll: :roll: ........buzurgo ke buzurgo ke buzurgo ke ..............................................buzu rg.

Hi Shruti.....

God apun se bola 8)

khidhar jane ka :?:

jannat ya jahannum? :D :evil:

Apun bola jahannum :evil:

u know apun aisa q bola? :roll: :?:

Because 8)

apun ko maloom hai k app wahi milega….. :wink: :wink:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

I Love U :icon12:

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Don’t be so confused, :? :? I love :icon12: :icon12: :icon12: other alphabets too. :wink: :wink:

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hai, 8)

Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hai, 8)

Ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hai, 8)

Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hai, 8)

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:evil: :evil: :evil: “BHOOT... BHOOT.....BHOOT” :evil: :evil: :evil:

What did d Refrigerator say

when u stand in front of it? :roll: :roll: :?:

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COOL inside. 8)

FOOL outside :evil: :evil: :shock: :shock:

My eyes detected :shock:

My heart reacted :icon12:

Thousand were rejected & :roll:

Only you were selected. :D :D

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Because I needed a monkey :ph34r: :ph34r:

for an advertisement. :wink: :wink: :wink:

:D :D seeyesand :D :D
28th March 2008 From India
Hi Shruti.... Aao k reply k bina........i am bored.......waiting 4 ur reply.... seeyesand :roll: :roll: :roll: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:
28th March 2008 From India
Hi Seeye…..Don’t get bored..... :P

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; :P

Hope ends when u stop Believing;

Luv ends when u stop Caring;

So Dream, Believe n Care, and never say

The word boring….take advantage to the full

Life is really Beautiful. ...... :lol:

OK now time for shockers for you...... :wink: :P

FOOL outside …..Copy cat :roll: Seeye this is what your System used to tell you “Intel Inside…….Idiot outside” now you have very smartly changed the version....Very SMART :evil:

……… :roll: :wink:

...................aayegi bhi kyon nahi….tum jo bolthey ho itna Jhoot Jhoot :wink: ..Ab karlo apni Awaz MUTE MUTE…… warna Naani Yaad aajayegi Jab padega…….BOOT …..BOOT…. Phir tum hojaogey humsey Rhoot Rhoot ….Chaho tho Rolo….FOOT FOOT….now I think you will not try to HOOT HOOT HOOT and will realize I am so CUTE CUTE :P :P

choori choori yooonh ana jana choor do :roll:

chupke chupke yoonh nazar milnana choor do :wink:

kisi din bohat pitoo gey tum

yeh Mandir/massjidoon se jootey choorana choor do :shock: :wink:

Zindagi bari udass hai :cry:

Mujhy laagi pyass hai :P

Mujhy khelni aati taash hai :wink:

cow khaati ghaanss hai :roll:

Main us ka sir phod doongi :evil:

Jiss ne kaha mere poem bakwass hai :P :lol: :lol:

Chill Pill

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! :lol:

ENJOY...............Everyday use LIFEBUOY...... :wink: :P Sindhu
28th March 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti........ :wink:

When U wanna say something be specific 8) ...... again u forgot :shock: .......... but its known to the whole world :D ........ When I sit in front of my System it says "Intel Inside......Intelligent Outside"

Par Aap ki Baath alag hai............ :wink: :wink:

What did d Refrigerator say

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COOL inside.

FOOL outside


he he he h :lol: ahaaaaaaha :lol: hahahuuuuuuuhahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: haaa :lol: aaa :lol: ....... kuch nahi yaar !!!!!! Bus Aap ki joke bahut badia hai :wink: .....CUTE :evil: :evil: aur aap ....... zara sambhal kar boleye, nahi tho bandar court me aap ke khilaf file karenge SUIT 8) ..... zara sochiye vunke dil ho jayega TOOT :cry: :cry: ........ aap ne jo bhola duniya ka sabse bada JHOOT :shock: :shock: ..... abb aap change karo apna ROUTE :roll: :roll: ........ dubara math kehna that ur CUTE :wink: :wink:

Ek dum Kadak Dose k liye tayyar ho jao.......

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

chaand ko garoor hai ke us ke paas noor hai, :D :D mujhe bhi garoor he ke mera dost langoor hai :wink: :wink:

jut got my medical results. my condition is critical, everyday i get intelligent :idea: & loveable, :icon12: but don't worry it's not :no: contagious. there's no :no: :no: way u'll catch it! :wink: :wink:



Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho :shock:

to aaina kehta hai”Beautiful Beautiful.” :icon12: :icon12:

jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai :x :x

Aprilfool Aprilfool!! :evil: :evil:

Shama jali to perwaney baney, :wink:

sharab bani to mehkhaney baney, :wink:

aey dost apni birth date to bata do 8)

pata to chaley kis din pagalkhaney baney. :wink: :wink:

Star + Moon = Romantic Night :icon12: :icon12:

Birds + Sky = Lovely Day :D :D

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World :icon1: :icon1:

But U + Ur Sweet Smile = :roll: :?: :roll:

HAIWAN JAAG UTHA! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

Aap Ko ek

Dikhawoo.... :D :D :D

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"1"

Ok, Dekha :shock: :shock:

Kal do Dikhawoga! :wink: :wink:

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U love me :roll:

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U love me not :roll:

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U LOVE ME! :D :D :D

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I don't blame You, :D I am loveable! :icon12: :icon12: :icon12:

:D :D :D seeyesand :D :D :D
29th March 2008 From India
Hi...... :P

:roll: :shock:

……………….Ek hoor ko Langoor kehna tumhari Bhool hai :x ……Issi se pata chata hain tu kitna fool hai….. :wink: :P

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, :D

apne dost ko kya uphar du, :lol:

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, :P

jo khud FOOL hai usko kya Phool du… :shock: :wink: :wink: :P

True love is like a pillow :roll:

u can hug when u r in trouble :?

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy :lol:

so when u need true love :?:

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow............ :shock: :P :wink:

Seeye Ne Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai :shock:

Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai

Hospital pauhncha SEEYE toh nurson ne farmaya

‘Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’ :roll: :wink: :P

Joke

Santa - How has your tooth became blue?

Banta - Man I have put ink on it.

Santa - Why?

Banta - Bcoz it blue tooth generation :shock: :P



Chill Pill


Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. :roll:

Think about it :idea:

:icon4: :icon6: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wink: :P

Happy Weekend Seeye......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
29th March 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti....... :D :D

App ki yaad me .........

Arz kiya hai......

Phoolon mein usakee mehak na ho to baag nahi hoti

Thandak se agar woh bujh jaaye to aag nahi hoti

Paani se agar woh mit jaaye to pyaas nahi hoti

Saanson mein uski khushbu na ho to saans nahi hoti



Umar ki raah me raaste badal jate hai,

Waqt ki andhi me insan badal jate hai,

Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na kare lekin

ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai.....



Wo muzh se pooch rahe the batao kaisa laga,

Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga...

Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,

Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye....

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai

Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai

Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi

Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.......



Thak gaye hum unka Intzaar karte karte.

Roye Hazaar baar khudse takraar karte karte.

Do lafz unki zuba se na nikle aur

Tut gaye hum ektarfa pyar karte karte...





Muskarate hai to bijliya gira dete hai.

O baat karte hai to diwana bana dete hai.

husan walo ki nazar kam nahi kayamat se

aag pani mein wo nazro se laga dete hai.





Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hamme bana jate hai,

har khata ki saza vo hamme suna jate hai;

hum har bar khamosh reh jate hai,

kyon ki har bar vo dost hone ka haq jata jate hai

Ae khuda aaj nazron ko kuch aisi beenai de,

jidhar dekhu udhar vo hi dikhai de,

kash aisi meharbaniya ho aaj hawa me,

ki usko pukaru aur sirf usi ko sunai de..

Hum Tadapte hai unki Yaad me,

DiL rota hai unki Fariyad me.

A Khuda dikha de ek baar Surat unki,

Kahi Dum na nikal jaye unke INTEZAR me..

Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main

Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan



AJNABI BANKAR KOI DIL ME AAYA THA,

AISA LAGA WO MERA SAAYA THA,

LOG KARTE HAI ROSHNI GHAR ME,

USNE TO DIL ME DIYA JALAYA THA...

Wafa karo itni ke bewafaai na rahe

kisi ko chaaho itna ke koi hadd na rahe

honto pe apne banaaye rakho muskaan

ke dukh ka koi nishaan na rahe

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,

log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,

dil mein rakha hai unko,

log na jane kyon juda kehte hain.

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,

Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,

Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,

Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,

Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.



Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,

Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.

Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,

Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!





Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,

Raat guzri to utar jayegi,

Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,

Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.



Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi

Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi

Hum itni yaadein bhar denge

Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.



Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,

Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,

Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,

Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….



Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,

Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,

Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,

Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.



Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,

Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,

Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,

Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.



Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,

Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,

Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,

Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai

k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai

bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko

pyaar to humne kiya, wo to bekasoor hai

Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,

to ksam se hm muskurana chod denge,

tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko mgr

uski taraf palke uthana chhod denge.

and the best one.....

Her Apperance Powerful Presence Yields........A Perfect Rainbow In Life.

Future Of Our Life Style.....Divine And Yogic.......


Shruti.......aap soch rahi honge k aaj seeye ko kya hua .....

So...... I wanna clear ur confusion :D :D

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Read the starting letter of each word...

:D :D seeyesand :D :D
1st April 2008 From India
Hi Shruti............. :D
Maana k aaj aap CELEBRATIONS may busy ho....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
iss ka matlab e tho nahi ki aap reply karna bhi bhuljaye ....... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
waiting 4 ur reply :D :D :D
:D seeyesand :D
1st April 2008 From India
Hi Seeye........... :P

:shock:

Hmmm.......bahut Furthi aagayi hain......in my absence....OK no probs....tumhey tho Dose ki kami hain..... :P :wink:

Bhuto sa chehra tera :shock:

Ajab si muskan hai :wink:

rang tera dekh ke... rup tera dekh ke :wink:

Kudurat bhi Pareshan Hai.... :P

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, :roll:

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi.. :wink: :P

Dur se dekha toh jungle mein sher khada tha........ :shock:

Dur se dekha toh jungle mein sher khada tha, :roll:

mera dimag kharab hai jo pas jati...... :wink:

Sher Sunney main mazaa aata hain :lol:

Sher Sunaney main mazaa aata hain :D

Par jab asli Sher Samney hota hain :shock:

Toh Siti Bitti Gul Hojata hain :shock: :roll: :P

Jab kisi ki taraf "DIL" jhukne lage, :wink:

baat aa kar zuban par rukne lage toh :wink:

Toh

Toh

"VICKS" ki goli lo or khich khich dor karo.... :wink: :P

Never blame a day in your life.

Good day gives you "HAPPINESS". :lol:

Bad day gives "EXPERIENCE" :roll:

so enjoy "TODAY", "EVERYDAY" :P

" HAVE A NICE dAY"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
3rd April 2008 From India, Delhi
hey,
just checked your shayari's. damn cool ones. here are some of which i can remember.... i should mention, they are mostly the senti type...
Dua Hai Rabse kabi apko dard ka ehsas na de,
Pal koi aisa na guzre jab muskil mein hum saath na de,
Kisi saans me hum aapko bhule,
Rab hume aisi saans hi na de...
Wo yaron ki mehefil,
Wo muskurathe pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,
Kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jate hai un yadon ko jutane me!!! :cry: :cry:
3rd April 2008 From India, Bangalore
hey,
just checked your shayari's. damn cool ones. here are some of which i can remember.... i should mention, they are mostly the senti type...
Dua Hai Rabse kabi apko dard ka ehsas na de,
Pal koi aisa na guzre jab muskil mein hum saath na de,
Kisi saans me hum aapko bhule,
Rab hume aisi saans hi na de...
Wo yaron ki mehefil,
Wo muskurathe pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,
Kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jate hai un yadon ko jutane me!!! :cry: :cry:
Dil hi dil me unhe pyaar kiya karenge,
Ye zindagi unki yaadon me guzara karenge,
Jis raah pe unka aana mumkin nahi,
Usi raah pe unka intezar kiya karenge...
3rd April 2008 From India, Bangalore
Hi Joss..........aapki shayari ne udadiya Hosh........ :P but why Senti.....Sabh kuch khairiyat tho hain dost....... :wink:
Hey Seeye......Look :shock: .....one more shayari contributor for U...ab tho khush ho............ :P :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
3rd April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti........... :D :D :D :D :D

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VERY HAPPY :D TO SEE U BACK ......... HAPPY LANDING INTO HUMOUR FORUM... :wink:

WAH !!!! WAH !!!!!!! KYA BAAT HAI .......... SUPERB !!!!

BE READY 4 D DAY....... :wink: :wink: :wink:

SmokRs hv smoking hArt :shock:

DrinkRs hv alcoholic hArt :shock:

Don't eat sugar coz u alreADY :roll:

hv A SweetHeart :wink: :wink: :wink:

I wonder if luv is worth fighting :beatup: :beatup: :beatup: :beatup: :beatup: for,

den I imagine ur face :evil: :evil: :evil: &

I'm rEAdy for war :beatup: :beatup:

Zoo School Attendance.... 8)

Lomari 8)

Present Sir 8)

Billi 8)

Present Sir 8)

Hathi 8)

Present Sir 8)

Bandar :roll:

Bandar :roll:

Bandar :roll:

stop scrolling down....... pehle attendance do :wink: :wink: :wink:

God created world in 6 daz 8) Bt took centuries 2 come up wt some1 as bUtiful as U! :evil: :twisted: :evil:

Well. :wink: :wink: ..Ajoobo ko banane mein waqt toh lagta hain na.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Throughout d day

I don't eat coz

I think of u :wink: :wink:

at n8 I don't sleep coz

Im hungry :shock: :shock:

Kuch kehna hai apse :roll:

Dar :icon5: lag raha hay k kaisay kahun :icon3:

Wahi baat jo dil ko choo Jai :roll:

Wohi 3 lafz :roll: :roll: :roll:

Mind to nahi karo ge? 8) 8)

Kehdun? :) :)

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“INSAAN BAN JAO” :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4:

Pyar ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay jatanay Ki 8)

apni khuwaisho ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay bahar anay ki 8)

ab aur Perfume Mat lagao 8)

aapko zarurat hai Nahanay ki :wink: :wink:

Hamari Life Us Waqt complete Hoti hay.. 8)

jab Aap ho or may hun 8)

Or hamaray :roll: :roll:

chotay chotay :) :)

Pyaray Pyaray :) :)

Sweet Sweet :) :)

cute Cute :) :)

Nannay nanay :) :)

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SHARARTI EMAILS :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4: :icon4:

SEEYESAND :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
3rd April 2008 From India
Hi..... :lol:

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. and Jab Beauty and Wisdom already inculcated in me ...for the remaining.... :roll: the world needs YOU after all :P

Now some Entertaining Shots for SEEYE:

Seeye apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Kya pyaar karna paap hai? :?:

Kya pyaar karna paap hai? :roll:

Seeye ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai

Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai :shock: :x :P

Seeye’s Regret:

Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar :?

Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar :cry: :shock: :wink:

Time for Trauma Revival

Some Jokes for U :lol:

Santa proposes to a woman. :)

She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. :roll:

He sets off to Africa and disappears. :shock:

Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge

one.He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims:

"71st and *again* barefoot!" :shock: :shock: :wink:

Santa goes to the see Jurassic Park. :lol:

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he covers in his seat. :shock:

His friend asks him, "Kyun Santa, kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha

hai? Cinema hi to hai." :?

Santa replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai,

lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata." :shock: :wink: :P

Santa walked up to the front desk of the library :o

and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the

most boring I've ever read. There was no story

whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who

took our phone book :shock: :shock: :wink:

You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well,

I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll bet that a cold iron will hurt like hell, too. :P :P

Dil dola re ... dola re ....dola re dil dola re :P

Mann dola Mannl dola re dil dola re dil dola re :wink:

Arrey chakkar aa gaya.... :roll: :roll: :shock:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wink: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
3rd April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti..... :D :D :D

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: B READY 4 UR DAILY DOSE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What is my fault???.. :roll: :roll:

Then why r u avoiding me??... :oops: :oops:

Atleast remember me once in a week.. :cry: :cry:

your behaviour is really hurting me :roll: :roll:

with love :icon12:

your 8)

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bath soap :wink: :wink: :wink:

I dropped a coin in the wishing well n prayed God for a smart n intelligent frnd. 8) 8)

Then God gifted me,you n said.... :roll: :roll:

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" Itne paise mein Bas Itnach Milega!! " :lol: :lol: :lol:

If Dhoni weds Sania.... :icon12:

Wat wud dir 1st child be named??? :roll: :roll: :idea: :roll:

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Dhania. :wink: :wink:

college wali 8)

masale dar: :wink:

office wali 8)

narum narum: :icon1:

muhale wali 8)

garma garam: :P :P

aap kya samjhaye? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon :wink: :wink: :wink:

__________________ :?

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho? :shock: :shock:

Dekhte nahi busy hoon. :wink: :wink:

line-maar raha hoon! :icon4: :icon4: :icon4:

Scroll down if u like ME 8)

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so u like me? 8)

datz so sweet :D

ok u can stop :roll:

stop it, enough :roll:

this is 2 much :roll:

oh my god..ok ok i like u too... :wink: :wink: :wink:

4ward dis msg 2 ten people 8)

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U wil get... :?:

NOTHING! :no: :no:

Its true,Its Working,Even I din't get anyting! :roll: :roll:

Xcept a smile on ur face! :icon1: :icon1: :icon1: dat only I wantd!! :D :D

Tamil girls are very advanced... :shock: :shock:

U know Y? :roll: :roll:

Bcoz... 8)

When all the other girls say

"Namaste, Hi, Hello" :) :)

They say :wink: :wink:

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"WANNA COME" :icon12: :icon12:

seeyesand :D :D :D :D :D
4th April 2008 From India
Hi Seeye..... :P
Jise koyal samjhe, wo kauwa nikla, :P
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla, :shock:
Jo roka karte the doosron ko sharab peene se,
Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. :shock: :shock: :wink:
Chand ko dekh kar chandni muskurati to hogi to hogi... :roll:
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi...tum lakh chupao logo se, :P
magar akeley mein...tumhe apni bandar jaise
shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi :roll: :P :P :wink:
Aap ki kashish,Sarfarosh hai,Aap ka nasha,Yun madhosh hai,
Kya kahe tujhse ,Tu dharti ka bojh hai. :shock: :P
Dosti kisee ki jaageer nahi hoti,
zindegi kisee ki amanat nahi hoti,
Hamari saltanat me bach ke kadam rakhna, :evil:
hamari dosti mein jamanat nahi hoti :wink: :P
AB CHALO KAAM PAR LAG JAO....... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:P :lol: Sindhu
4th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti....... :D :D

AAKRAMANNNNNNNNN............B READY.......... :twisted: :twisted:

Please count these stars 8) 8)

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Dekha maine aap ko DIN ME TAARE DIKHADIYE.... :wink: :wink: :wink:

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. 8)

Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? :?: :?:

Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. :wink: :wink:

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh EMAIL padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? :roll: :?: :roll:

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Smile ho to rani jaisi, 8)

Awaz ho to karina jaisi, 8)

Eyes ho to aish jaisi, 8)

Figure ho to urmila jaisi, 8)

Lips ho to bipasha jaise, 8)

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Par muchhe ho to nathulal jaisi… :wink: :wink: :wink:

This EMAIL is strictly meant for smart and cute readers only. 8) 8)

However since you received it, :roll: :roll:

There must be a technical error for which the sender deeply apologizes… :wink: :wink: :wink:

Hum bhi sundar phool hai 8)

Aap bhi sundar phool ho, 8)

Hum hindi ke phool hai 8)

Aap English ke fool ho… :wink: :wink:

seeyesand :D :D :D
5th April 2008 From India
:P :wink: Hi :lol:
TWO GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE: :shock:
TWO GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE:
1) I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.
2)WHENEVER YOU FEEL I AM WRONG, SEE RULE NO 1 ONCE AGAIN.
kabhi honsla nahi khona chahiye, :oops:
bure waqt mein bhi hans lena chahiye, :lol:
jab saatve din bhi khujli na ruke toh aathve din naha lena chahiye. :P :wink:
paisa paisa
neche kuch peise hain le lo... :roll:
neeche.... :!:
aur neeche........... :?:
thoda or neche.......... :?: :roll:
Mujhe nahi pata thaa ki aap paisoon ke liye intane gir sakte ho...... :evil: :P
Joke Time
LALU TO HIS P.A :WHY SO MANY PLAYERS KICKING THE FOOTBALL.
P.A : GOAL KARNE KE LIYE. :P
LALU: SASURA BALL TOH PEHLE SE HI GOL HAI AUR KITNA GOL KARENGE! :shock:
ITS SO HARD TO LOOSE SOMEONE WHO IS 99% CUTE , 98% SWEET, :D 97%LOVING, 96%CARING, 95%TALENTED ……..& ……100% DWN TO EARTH. THAT’S ME SO BETTER KEEP IN TOUCH! :P :P :wink:
Happy Weekend........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
5th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......... :D :D

U Cracked a Terrific Joke :lol: Yaar......... :lol: :lol: :lol: HUUUUUHAAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAHAUUUUUAAAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I WILL DEFINITELY BE IN TOUCH WITH U 8) .............. AAP HAMEY ITNEY BADIA SA JOKE JO SUNATHI HO :wink: :wink: .......HEHEHEHEHE HAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

B READY 4 TAKE-OFF............ :twisted: :twisted:

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. :shock: :shock: :shock: People take one look at you and die of shock. :wink: :wink:

Don't let you mind wander :roll: :roll: - it's far too small to be let out on its own :wink: :wink:

Brains aren't everything. 8) In fact in your case they're nothing :wink: :wink:

Dekhi hazaron mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai, 8)

Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai, 8)

Waise to dekhe hai Bandar :twisted:

Lekin aapke KHEL kuch aur hai… :wink: :wink: :wink:

Every walk of life will contain ups :D and downs, :( flowers :D & thorns :cry: … So my sincere advice to u is to 8) :roll: :roll: :roll:

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“Wear chappals wherever u go..”. :wink: :wink: :wink:

I just feel u…. 8)

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wana See u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s juts beacuse …………

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AAANCHI…..!

X-Cuse Me Plz….! :)

Sorry To Disturb U……..! :wink: :wink:

When somebody who is deeply

in Love with you tells that

You are

cute, beautiful, & angelic, :D :D

I agree. That’s true, :D :D

Beleive me,

I swear because :D :D

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love is definitely blind :wink: :wink: :wink:

Kisi nay dil badal liya, 8)

Kisi nay dharkan badl liya, 8)

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, 8)

to aap nay mandir main ja kar chappal badal liya. :wink: :wink:

seeyesand :D :D :D
8th April 2008 From India
hey Shruti, Thnaks for the compliment. But my Shayari’s are NOTHING in comparison to the stock you and Seeyesand have... wow!!!! it never seems to get over... am impressed..
8th April 2008 From India, Bangalore
Hi Joss.........
Shruti is gr8 :D .........Her sense of humour is superb :D :D ..... Her counter attack is excellent :D :D :D ...........I am also awaiting for her reply :roll: :roll: :roll: .......
seeyesand. :D :D
9th April 2008 From India
Always Welcome Joss……and thanks too...... :D

Hi Seeye……………Long time no see……….. :P

Lot of problems being faced at CiteHR nowadays….it is very difficult to post a message or browse thru mails…..I don’t know what’s happening…Hey you people also facing these errors….. :?:

OK….Seeye must be really tired in want of his daily Dose…Don’t you worry….Some Tonic for seeye :P

Aap yuhi peeye jaao mere shayaris ke jaam :D

Mujhe mat bolna agar bura hua anjaam….

Mera kehna maan agar Sar kar raha hai dard toh laga lena... :?

Zandu balm ...zandu balm ...zandu balm :P :wink:

Sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara, :D

ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

Bunny--phir kya hua??

Sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gayi" :shock:

Arrey Inhey apno ne loota......... :cry:

gairo mein kaha damm tha.....

Unki haddi waha tooti....

jahan hospital band tha..... :shock:

Unhe jis ambulance mein daala....... :shock:

uska petrol khatam tha.....

Unhe rikshey mein isliye bithaya....

kyoki uska kiraya kam tha....... :P

Unhe doctor's ne uthaya.... :)

nurso mein kaha damm tha....... :P

Unhe jis bed per litaya....

uske neeche bomb tha......... :shock:

Unhey tho bomb se udaya.....

goli mein kaha damm tha.... :oops:

aur sadak mein dafnaya....

kyoki kabristaan mein function tha....... :shock:

Ek Ajab si Dastaan:

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar :D

Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye :)

Wo to hamare ho na sake

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye :shock:

Pani pitaa hain pipe se :)

Apple khataa hain knife se

Uski bhi kya life hain yaaron

Joh Jooten khata hain wife se :wink: :D

Ab Seeye ka Bheja Tanka.......Lo likney mails woh Baita :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
9th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti........ :D :D

Ur correct ....... i am also facing the same problem........ur tonic is very good 8) 8) ..........now be ready for injection :wink: :wink:

here it comes.......... :twisted: :twisted:

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. :roll: :roll:

Jaggooo! :shock: :shock:

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Acha aap ho.. 8)

sorry yaar aap to wapas so jao 8) 8)

isi mai mulk ka bhala hai :wink: :wink:

God has given many qualities to you, 8)

Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, 8)

And many more……this is called as 8) 8)

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“Khuda meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…” :wink: :wink:

Sine me dil, :icon12:

Dil me dard, :cry:

Dard me yaqin, :)

Yaqin me khyal, :roll:

Khayal me khwab, :icon1:

Khuwab me tasvir 8)

Tasvir me sirf ap! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Itna Darawna khuwab? :shock: :shock:

Baap re Baap :shock: :shock: :shock:

what can confuse an abnormal person?

think.... :roll: :roll:

think hard.... :idea:

don"t know the answer??? :no: :no:

ok!

Let me tell you 8)

Its pineapple 8)

confused????? :? :?

i knew you would be :wink: :wink:

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What are you doing up there? :roll: :roll: :roll: Come down and reply to my email........ :wink: :wink:

Now on a serious note:

The nominee for best friend is you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you :D :D :D

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care. :D :D :D :D :D

seeyesand :D :D :D :D :D
10th April 2008 From India
Hi............ :P

...........Thanks friend :P :lol:

now time for some appetizers............... :mrgreen:

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain :?:

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge :lol:

Grahak ne poocha “ kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai” :?:

Bolaa Dukaan-daar “ yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge” :wink: :P

Wo gulab hi kya hai jis me laali na ho :P

Wo gulshan hi kya hai jis me maali na ho :roll:

Wo Chuhe ka trap hi kya jisme Jaali na ho :roll:

Wo badmash hi kya jiski mooh mein Gali na ho :wink:

Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jis me Taali na ho :lol:

And finally wo email shayari hi kya jismein GOLI na ho :P :roll: :roll: :roll:

tum door sahi mazboor sahi :roll:

par yaad tumhari aati hai :roll:

tum sans wahan lete ho :roll:

badboo yahan tak aati hai ::shock: :wink: :P

Raat ki tanhai me :roll:

jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye,

Chupke se koi

tumhare bed k pass aye :P

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Arrey…….!chilla zor se!!!!

CHOR… CHOR… :shock: :shock: :wink:

3 dost the 'KALLU' ,'BILLU' AUR 'ULLU'. :P

'KALLU' 3rd me padh raha hey, :roll:

'BILLU' 5th me padh raha hey, :wink:

aur 'ULLU' message padh raha hey. :shock: :wink: :P :P

Grrrrr………Gussa mat hona………ab chodo yeh rhona dhona…..aao sunaye tumhey ek gaana: :P

“hastey hastey kat jaye rasthey zindagi yoonhi chalti rahey

Khushi mile ya Gum badlenge na hum duniya chahey badalti rahey

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
10th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti........ :D :D

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CHALO Emails pado........ :)

Yesterday l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.

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aaila ! Aap bhi :evil: :evil: :wink: :wink:

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 8)

Just a second, don’t misunderstand. :roll: :roll:

CUTE means: :wink:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? :roll: :roll:

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, 8)

Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna 8)

“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain” 8) .

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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna. :wink: :wink: :wink:

SEEYEE...............SHRUTI

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BEST FRIENDS

U’n me forever..

SEEYESAND :D :D :D :D :D
11th April 2008 From India
Hi Shruti ......... :D :D :D :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: WAITING 4 UR REPLY :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: SEEYESAND :) :) :) :) :)
12th April 2008 From India
Hi Seeye……..Good to see your message after a long time…..….hmmm really getting bored without your daily dosage na Ok…..Get ready:

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......

JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...

Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...

Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...

Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.

Door se dekha to sher tha

Door se dekha to sher tha

Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.

Ek sher sunaata hoo bade dhyaan se suno ,

Ek sher sunaata hoo bade dhyaan se suno ,

Mujhe sher nahin aate kisi aur se suno .

Some Jokes

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Kyon Seeye Mazaaa aya...........Regards, Sindhu

P.S: I am not able to paste smileys and it is ruining the real fun you know.....you have any idea how to paste smileys in posts seeye
24th April 2008 From India, Delhi
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SHRUTI..........

I AM VERY HAPPY NOW........AT LAST UR MESSAGE HAS ARRIVED...

NOW I CAN RELAXXXXXXXXX....

I 2 tried to paste smileys.........but there is no option .....anyways...

ABB APP TAYYAR HO JAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho

Us train ko kya kahenge....?

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Maalgadi.. Yaar

Aap hamare dil me anna, aap hamare ghar me anna, par aap meri nindo me na anna, kyunki hamai bhooto se dar lagta hai.

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..

Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR

CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR

PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR

SHRUTI KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

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urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

The Weather Report says that It's going to rain for the next 2 days

Use this rare opportunity

Don't miss this chance

Acche se "NAHA-LENA"

If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If u find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

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I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

SEEYESAND
24th April 2008 From India
Hi Shruti ...........check out...
Human Resource Management Community & Knowledgebase - Smilies
What to Type Resulting Graphic Meaning
:) Smile
:confused: Confused
:mad: Mad
seeyesand :)
24th April 2008 From India
Ek masoom si ZINDAGI ka,
bus itna sa fasana hai,
Kagaz ki haveli hai,
baarish ka zamana hai,
Kya shart-e-mohabbat hai,
kya shart-e-zamana hai,
Awaz bhi zakhmi hai,
aur woh geet bhi gaana hai,
Uss paar utarne ki
ummeed bahut kam hai,
Kashti bhi purani hai,
tufaan ko bhi aana hai,
Samjhe ya na samjhe
wo andaaz zindagani ka,
Ek khas shaks ko ankhon se
ek sher bhi sunana hai,
Bholi si ada,
koi phir ishq ki zid par hai,
Har taraf sirf aag ka dariya hai
aur doob ke jaana hai...
Har taraf sirf aag ka dariya hai
aur doob ke jaana hai...
Har taraf sirf aag ka dariya hai
aur doob ke jaana hai...
25th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Wah Wah Sunaina:lol:.......Mazaa agaya......badiya shayari hain.....Saunainaaaaa.....aaa (you again reminded me of this song).....really good one dear friend.:lol:

Now Seeye.....kuch seeko shayari kis chidiya ka naam hain......;-)

hmmm.....(just joking)

OK Tayyar hojao apni daily quota keliye........:razz:

Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki

Har deewar ko dekha

Har meenar ko dekha

Har kaleen ko dekha

Har khidki ko dekha

aur bola........

MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!:mrgreen:

Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan ka potha

Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan ka potha

Apna bhi Bank Balance hota agar Daada deewana na hota!

Arz hai.. Hum bhi aapke liye ek Tajmahal Banayangey,

Hum bhi aapke liye ek Tajmahal Banayangey,

Ek cup khud piyangey, aur ek cup aapko pilwangey, Waahhhhh TAJ

Arz kiya hai.... Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!!

Tum Apun Ko Itna email Karta Hai!

Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majboor Karta Hai!

Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai?

Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,

chand bhi sharma gaya Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,

chand bhi sharma gaya

Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,

bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

Meri nazar mey tum duniya k sabse sache dost ho.

yakin nahi hai tho suraj ki roshni ki kasam... Aila! Andhera kaise ho gaya?

kismat kismat ki baat hai

aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai

kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai

ye email ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega

jab tak Cite_Hr ka saath hai..!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

KEEP SMILING ALWAYS (Of Course after brushing only).....Regards.....Sindhu
25th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......

Aap ka Saath ho tho ye silsila huhe chaltha rahega.....

On a serious note:

Aaj maine 2 kasam kaye hai

1. Kisi bhi paraye ladki ko nahi chedungaa

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2. Kisi bhi ladki ko paraya nahi samjhunga.

MAI NAHI SUDHRUNGAA

Aap k yaad me pesh karte hai......................

Pagal 1: mein is mental hospital me naya naya huMuje yaha k pagalo k sardar se milna he

Pagal 2:ssshhh...Chup...!

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Aawaz mat karo Boss email padh rahe hai.

If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?

Bcoz..

Ur

Genius..?

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I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!

BolayTo

ZeroMeter!!

Kya aankheiN hain aapki,

kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se

bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaye

Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gaye

Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi

Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gaya.

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz

Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did.... Then I

CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5. Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent shruti?

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A: A Rumour!

No matter how high da sky is

How deep da ocean is

How strong da wind is

How wide da river is

I just want 2 tell U

They are none of UR BUSINESS! Do your WORK!!!!!!!

Actually

kya hai k

woh

i hope u understand

actually

i wanna say

wh yeh k

acha ab boloon kya??

hope u dont mind

plz try to understand

bas yeh he tou kehna hai k

ab samajh jaoo

baat bohat chotee hai

woh yeh k

look v r good friends haan

darta hoon k ghusa aa jaye ga tumhay

uffff kaisay boloon

ok

actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh k

ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read t carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

that

kiya aap kay pass 5 aur 10 paise ke sikkey hai????(If God wanna fix a Price Tag i need them)

MAT parho

Mat parhoo

YAar Mat parhoo

Arrey kaha na mat parhoo

Samjh nahin aaa raha kiyaa

MAt parhooo

achaa

chalo parh lo phir

Main nain konsa kuch likha hai

heheheheheheh

Dil se ap ka khayal jata nahi

Ap k siwa koi yaad aata hay

Hasrat hay k roz ap ko dekhon

Par who madari wala roz ap ko lata nahi

Please count stars

************************************************** *Seeye********

Sorry bech main chand bhi aa gaya!!!

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

WISH U A HAPPY WEEKEND ..............................SEEYESAND :) :) :) :)
25th April 2008 From India
Hi.......Seeye.........Chalo thumhari Tabiyat thodi halki karden:

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur woh boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANEY SE KAH RAHI HAI

MUJHE RUMAL LA DO MERI NAAK BEH HA RAHI………….yak yak

You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday………Kyon Sahi hai na

Please try to understand me.......don't disturb me

more.........Leave me alone...U know last night I didn't

sleep thinking of U...

So don't play with my

LIFE....", Sardar tells to MOSQUITO

A Doctors’s Dilemma

Hoon mai doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha,

Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai, mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

I asked seeye:

Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?

Seeye replied:

I can't see the agony of the audience.

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere

Winter Comes .........Again & Again,

Summer Comes .......Again & Again,

But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again,

Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again

Woh zindagi hi kya jis mein friendship nahi, Woh friendship hi kya jis mein yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jis mein Cite Hr nahi, or woh Cite-Hr hi kya jismey Humari Shayari nahin.

Kaisa laga Seeye................kuch farak hain ab tabhiyat main....nahin tho double dose ka bhi intezaam hai.......You Be-fikar.......I just made a Zikar...HA HA HA HUHU HU

Bahut shayari hogayi ....now get back to work and give your 100%

Regards...............Sindhu
28th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti...............:):):)

Chalo abb tumhari tabiyat bahut bhari karden...

Arz Kiya Hai: Madmast Hawayein Hai,
Mausam Bhi Hai Suhana
Bandar Bhi English Padh Raha Hai
Kya Educational Hai Zamana…

Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tm nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..

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ANIMALS DAY HAI

U r sweet like
TOM?
Cute like
JERRY?
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY?
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE

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ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp

Taste dis EMAIL
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
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BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo.
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai,
Billu 5th main padh raha hai,
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.ullo email padh raha hai.

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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NOT scroll down!
Bandar ko email kaey to aisa hi karega....

Upar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Upar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
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Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai.

THODA HATKE..........

Sab se smart kaun?
- TUM
Sab se strong kaun?
- TUM
In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun?
- HUM
Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun?
- HUM TUM

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay,
Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai,
Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.

seeyesand................ur friend :)
29th April 2008 From India
Hi Seeye............:D......I see U see We all see.............yeh rhyming hain kaisi...

Seeye’s Regret…………

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi ,

Woh sandal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi .:p

when you get this mail send it to three people: :confused:

1 person who is most idiotic,

1 to person who is the top bluffmaster

& one to the person u wish 2 kill..

now keep guessing why I sent this to U.

When words fail... eyes work, when eyes fail... heart works,

and when heart fails……………..Samjho Tapak Gaya……

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U,

when I C the Sea I C U, Hey Seeye……get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Whats wrong with ur mobile i m trying to call u. But operator replys.

"welcome to the jungle, the monkey u r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later"

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?

think :rolleyes:

think

think

think

tired of thinking??? well the answer is "Domi doesn't know

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

&

Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..

WHEN EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU AND NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, I WILL COME, HOLD UR HANDS, TAKE U FOR A WALK OVER THE BRIDGE AND SHOW U WHERE TO JUMP....

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person?

Oye, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down.

WELCOME To [www.human.com]

Type password

* ** *** **** New Member: U r welcome Processing

: Denied! Sorry u r not human.

[B]Try [url=

[B]Hmmmmm......now time for Reality BYTE:

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece.

As you are aware Brain has two halves, the left and the right,

In your case.......the left has nothing right in it and

the right has nothing left in it....OOOOh.......Ha Ha Ha :

REALITY ALWAYS BITES

Hasso aur Hassao..............Keep smiling always.........Regards,.........Sindhu

NOTE: Hey Seeye look I have included some smileys icons tooo......GREAT
30th April 2008 From India, Delhi
Hey......Sindhu & Seeye.........

You both are gr8....ur shayaries are ek se badhakar ek........

Jyaada mat fenk......nahi to pahoocha dunga DAL Lake........

Lake me hogi naav.....khana milega only bhaji.....paav.......

Ek Kutta Ja raha tha........

Ek......Kutta Ja Raha tha......

Aaare woh ek hi Kutta tha jo ja RAHA tha

Aarrreee Seeye yaar wo ek kutta kyou Ja RAHA THA?

Arreeeee Yaar kuchh to bolo woh kaha ja Raha tha?????

Nahi pata.......Koi baat nahi........Apna kahan kuchh leke ja raha tha!!!

Haan lekin kisi ke pichhe ja raha tha.......

Is Liye hi puchha ki woh kaha ja raha tha...................

Varna mujhe kya ki woh kahan ja raha tha........

Phir bhi pata ho to bata do naaa yaar kahan ja raha tha.......

Le......aapko nahi.....pata......kahan ja raha tha......

Chhodo yaar......varna bechare ko koi competitor mil jayega.........

So Bhool jaao ke woh Kutta kahan ja RAHA THA..........

HA HA HA HU HU HU HE HE HE.......HI sindhu.......I am trying to learn your language....it is really nice one yaar.......Kisne shikhayi.......Seeye ne......Bahot badhiya hain........kon Seeye.........nahi........ye Language.......HA HA HA HU HU HE HE.........
30th April 2008 From India, Mumbai
Thanks Viral........

Hi Shruti............:):):)

Ur becoming more & more rythemic.....good yaar!!!!!!!

Neither I deleted ur message nor saved it.....so ur logic don't apply here...

Shruti gr8 got it at the end ...... but, we can include at a MAX 4 smileys.....2 bad yaar....

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lorange l
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Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..
Garmi ka Mosam hai na....Thodi rahath milege....

Abb tayyar ho jao.......AAKRAMANNNNNNNNNNN

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere KHUDA
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Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...


kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
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ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?


If u want a latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy instalments of 10 yrs without any down payment then log on to our website:
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I'm at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i'm DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Shruti's Answer:
What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?
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Shruti:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......


Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you wake

Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo EMAIL seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

Seeyesand:)
30th April 2008 From India
Hey Guys,

Great going, Sindhu Seeye Jhakkas Hai.

Let Me Ad a little Masala in Shayari Biryani.

Pado….

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sorry bhul gaya

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.

Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka

kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,

Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan

kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to

Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

Just want to remind you that

I LOVE YOU Sender:

Sania Mirza +919822334455

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ZYADA SOCH MAT,

Usne muje bheja hai.

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Tu apna kam kar..

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?

Balance Khatam ?

Ab Kya Karoge ?

Kabutar K Gale

Mein Bandh K

CHITTHI Bhejoge ?

Nahi Na……….

Main Batata Hoon

Kya Karna Hai….

Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe

De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Rahul
1st May 2008 From India, Delhi
Oh....yeh kya.....Doh aur Shayar........badiya hain.................:p

Hi Seeye……..Is your tabiyat Deeli…….OK…my message on the way which is really naukeeli:;)

Ur eyes Patakha, ur smile Fuljadi, Wah wah……wah

ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. Bahut badiya……..

Bahut hogaya ab patli gali pakad, i'm coming with "candle"..

Hey...U should do two things in a day. In the morninq pray to God so that u can live and

take a shower so that other can live.....oooooooh ha ha

U r no of miles away from me.

Still i'm watching ur every movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3).ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.

5....

4....

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1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!Ailiilaaaaaaaaa

THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY..... . In the year 1796

Ya in the year 1796……………hmmmm yes 1796

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.Myself / u / my frnds / ur frnds . . No one was born !

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT B'COZ U R CUTE........

- MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME THAT DEVILS HAVE HORNS N TAILS & - I AM JUST WONDERING WHERZ URS!

Soon I will be sending a really important SMS message …….Send it to to 50,00,000 people.. DO NOT IGNORE! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! ITS GODS GRACE! After a month, you will receive

something BIG.. ………….YA

YES.........................

ya really BIG Surprise……

yes yes i.e.....

YOUR THAGDA PHONE BILL

Rose is red , Water is cool,

I'm beautiful but u r a fool.

Rose is lal , Sky is neela ,

Ur brain is like khali Patila.

Hmmmm.......lagtha hain hogaya hain tabiyat ab bright........now seeye is in full mood to fight

;)....(smileys katam).......HA HA HA HU HU HU.........

:pSindhu
1st May 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Rahul ...... Thanks....but almost all jokes are repeated...plz check previous posts....anyways thanks for ur compliments....

Hi Shruti........:D:D:D

KAL "MAY DAY" KE SHUB AWSAR PAR AAP KO TAANG NAHI KIYA....

My tabiyat is KADAK............seeye is always bright, right, polite, delight and love to fight with the one and only shruti HUAAAEEEAAAAAAAA

B ready 4 d ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK.......

Kripya Dhyaan De,

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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!



Geeta mein likha hai?

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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
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Think... think... think...

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Marjava & Mitjava ...........

Jab Aapko email Dekhun My Dil Starts Flying,
Aapse email Karneko I Keep Trying,
Aap mujse Door hai... I Feel Like Crying,
Arey Itna Tension Mat Lo,
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I Was Just Lying…

Jaise lohe ko loha katta hai,
Soneko sona katta hai,
Zaherko zaher katta hai,
Heere ko heera katta hai,
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Waise hi ek din tumhe bandar katega…

apni shakal pe gharur mat kar itna
sab do din ki masti hai
tumhari shakal surat tab tak kayam hai
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jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai…..

Good person,
Its you,
Good friend,
Its you again,
Good nature,
That’s you,
Good will,
its also you.
Good looking,
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Ahh…
Hold it,
its too much for you,
now that’s ME…


Wo barsat ki raat
Akeli bhigi ladki
Bhiga badan
Bhigi zulfein
Bhige hoth
Usne mujhe dekha
Donoki nazrein mili
Use dekhke aisa lagaki
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Aaj tum dil mango de denge,
Dhadkan mango de denge,
jigar mango to de sakte hai,
Kyonki
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charon film ki VCD gharpe padi hai…


seeyesand .............WISH U A HAPPY WEEKEND...;)
2nd May 2008 From India
Hi Seeye.........:D WHATT A SIGNATURE.........

OK........Nikal chuka hain Teer Kamaan Se.........

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !;)

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and

Yes of course one more thing.....................

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u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

U NEED FRND!

mujhse dosti karoge

U NEED JOY!

dhoom machale dhoom

U NEED HELP!

main hoon na!

U NEED CASH!

hum aapke hain koun...........?

Suspense

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...

Socho.......

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tell you later !!!

Another Moon?... Possible

Another Sun?... Possible

Another Sky?... Possible

Another person Like U?... Impossible

'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.:p

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Jokes Time:

Q:Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams?

A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !

Ek truck doosre truck ko khinch raha tha.Dekh ke santa haskar lotpot hoke gir pada aur bola:EK RASSI KA TUKDA UTHANE KE LIYE 2-2 TRUCK !!

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.?

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

thought for the day: ?

agar aap bus pe chadein?yaa phir bus aap pe chadein?.

dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai?.

Have a Good Day! if u dont have Good Day, no problem ! There r many other brands like 50-50,Milk Bikis,Britania,Hide& Seek,Marie Gold,etc etc...

Best Regards..................:p Sindhu
3rd May 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......

A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothin can replace U
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Defective piece
No replacement..


Koi insaan mujhko 3 dafa ankhein band krke pukare to mai uske saamne aa jaata hoon..


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duffer.
Insaanon ki baat huwi thi....

fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
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pampers sirf 99 rupai main

You are very special 4 me...

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i thought to admit you in school of special children

ReAd This FAst . .

ChAi
Coffee

ChAi
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ChAi
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ChAi
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Ok

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!! Congrats!!!!
U r SeLected 2 Work At d RAiLwAy StAtion

IDE-7418

FDD-5665

MIA-1987

LHB-2159

MNP-4848

SLO-6011

ghoooor kya rahey ho?
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Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY


Kal 99 logon ko
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Kaise?
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Bus
Aese hi banaya
ab 100 ho ge hain



"TUM BANDAR HO"

Agar ho tu ye mesg tumare liye hai..
Ager Akalmand ho tu ignor kar do..
Ager meri tarha Smart ho
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tu jis ke liye hai os tak pohancha do


When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.
What is this?

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Its nothing
"Just Dramabazi"

Your doctor"s advice: Drink more water, take vitamins, sleep early, always relax...but always keep on mailing me!

Seeyesand.........
3rd May 2008 From India
Hi…..Seeye……….Dose ke begair mazaa nahin aaraha kya? hmmmm.....OK

Sending some refreshment for you….:D

See the sky you will see Gods face,

see the rain you will dance once again,

see the moon you will see the depth of lake.

Now see the mirror and youll see the God greatest BLUNDER….

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.

A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.

A monkey …and email nooooo………but you did it.. I m proud of you..:p

Tawe par pada POPCORN uchalta kyun hai .....

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???

Khud baith ke dekh pata chal jayega..!

Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks....HE He HE

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME! ...:)

Joke of the day:

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

And finally......................

sweet like honey

costly like money

blessing like shower

smiling like flower

cool like ice

a frd so nice

Guess who?

O hello! Its me .. not U!!...:p

Chalo aaj keliye itna kaafi hain……..kabhi kabhi dose kam bhi hona chahiye warna………Badhasmi hojayegi............What say U?

Regards..............Sindhu
6th May 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti........:D:D:D

How do u know that I am a BADMASH ...... thanks for the compliment yaar...


Brilliant
Admirable
Dependable
Humble
Affectionate
Splendorous
Magnificent


Coming to our daily business..........ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK




Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.



Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?


I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....
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Kya Aankhen hain kya zulf hai kya chehra tum ne paya hai.Aisa lagta hai jasy Peepal k per se bhoot utar k aya hai.
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To vapis char jao.





Shruti doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -wah wah wah wah but then again she doesn't know the meaning of most words - wah wah wah wah


If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don't Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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1) If a cat crosses u, wen u r going sumwhere it means
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tat d cat is also going sumwhere....




Some Romantic Chocolates:

KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch.

DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long Kiss.

PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug.



Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho;
Apko mile roz-roz nayi Boy Friend,
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Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.



3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork

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Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.



Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best friend, nobody is happy with u
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seeyesand:D



6th May 2008 From India
Hi Seeye…..:D

Ok……….now time for your daily dose………..to bring you back to hosh………..............

Arz hain...

Nau ke phool, Nabbe ki mala,

Nau ke phool, Nabbe ki mala,

Waah Waah..

Aage bhi toh bolo ..

Nau ke phool, Nabbe ki mala,

Nau ke phool, Nabbe ki mala,

Buri Nazar wale tera mooh kala!! :D

Railways me job

hai karoge?

Salary 35,000 per HOUR

Job details lo..........

Rajdhani Express ki

headlight kharab ho

gayi hai torch leke aage bhagna hai...!


Read this Seeye..if you are not busy:

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Joke time:

Frog 2 sardar: kya sardar ka dimaag hota hai?

Sardar: haan hota hai.

Frog: nahi hota hain and frog jumps in d water.

Sardar: isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai ? I was just joking..!



OK now tell me.........................:p

Good looking kaun?

charming kaun?

Dashing kaun?

Famous kaun???

Woh aap to nahi ho

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Phir bacha kaun??? Of course ME :p

Dil se bolun ek baat main sachchi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...
Wah Wah........

Ankho me aansu hain,

Phir bi labo pe muskaan hai

Jeena jab har haal me hai

To hans k jeene me

kya nuksaan hai?................kyon Sahi hai na Seeye..............Regards........Sindhu
7th May 2008 From India, Delhi
Hi Shruti......:D:D:D

Aaj sirf ek LEG PULLING...............Aap ko tang nahi karunga.............lekin bahut tang karung..........u ll know after reading the whole mail..........


Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
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Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

JOKE:

Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?

Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.




ABB KUCH AACHI BAATHEY:


Jab tak hum jiyange
Apko tang karenge
Agar hum mar b gaye to?




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To?
To?
To kya???
YAMRAJ k system se EMAIL kiya karenge





Court Order !!

U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute messages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.




Dictionary is the only thing
Where death comes before life!
Success comes before work!
Divorce comes before marriage!
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But the best part is FRIENDS comes before relatives...



Read this Shruti..if you are not busy or even busy............But the difficult part is U need to use ur BRAIN in the OFFICE(Quite difficult na).........Try karo shayad aap ka BRAIN kaam kare............

Aap tho mere TONGUE TWIST karna chahate thi..........Abb Aap ka TONGUE.........HEAD.........WHOLE BODY....TWIST ho jayega........TAYYAR RAHOOOOOOOO

IMPORTANT NOTE: DON'T CHECK THE ANSWERS.....try karo...all the best...

QUESTIONS:

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?



2. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?


3. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion “Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?


4. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

6. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

7. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

8. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

9. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or “The yolk of the egg is white"?

10. In Okmulgee , Oklahoma , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

11. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

12. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?


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*ANSWERS*

1. A coffin.

2. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

3. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.

4. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

5. Nine.

6. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

7. "One word"

8. Penguins live in the Antarctic.

9. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.

10. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.

11. They were husband and wife.

12. Meat.



Kyu Shruti Maine sahi farmaya na.........

SEEYESAND:D

7th May 2008 From India
Hi Shruti :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
DIMAAG KHALI HO GAYA KYA ?????
Mai ne kaha tha na ....POORA TWIST....
Hope U ll recover SOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
plz do reply after recovering....
seeyesand;)
8th May 2008 From India
Hi Seeye.........bullet proof pehen lo::D

Khuda Hi Khuda

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,

Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!:p

main kal ja rahi thi

ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

“darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

“kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

“rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

“lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

“bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

“nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

“lohay” ki to “istiri” (Iron) bhi hoti hai

“istri” to “garam” hoti hai

“garam” to “Custard” bhi hota hai

“custard” to “peela” hota hai

“peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

‘”chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

“anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

“sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

“doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

“bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

“kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

“bangali” to “paan” khata hai

“paan” to “laal” hota hai

“laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

“gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

‘kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

“machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

“achcha” to “Bander” bhi hota hai

bander’ to! “bander’ hota hai

padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain

“jo padh kar apna time barbad

karte hain..”
well..

ooper wale nay aap ko

bheja to bheja .

“par bheja to aisa bheja….” ki

“bheje mein bheja hi nahi

bheja.”.
ye

mujhe kisi ne bheja .. isliye maine aap ko bheja…. Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do. hisaab…barabar

Nazar humari,

Nazar tumhari,

Nazar ney dilki nazar utari .....

Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,

Key kabhi nazar na lagey,

Dosti ko humari ....shayari yoonhi chalti rahey humaari...:p

Ab kuch AARAAM AAYA SEEYE..........OOOOOH HA HA.....Sindhu
8th May 2008 From India, Delhi

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