VR Kadam
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PCMCIA:- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System

Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect

Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software

Only Fools Teenagers

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds

IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

HP: Hen Pecked

AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers

BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go

DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India

PCL: Poor Computers Ltd

SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

SUN: Surely Useless Novelties

CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year

TUL: Troubles Un Limited

CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks

ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance

BPL: Below Poverty Line

NIIT: Not Interested in IT

MBT: Monkey & Buffalo Team

VR Kadam

From India, Mumbai
shrutiarjun
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Good ones Kadam.... :lol: very appropriate ones APPLE, NIIT, HUGHES, MICROSOFT....... and especially CMC :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
V. VENU
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Beautiful Humour ! :P
Very Good Ones Kadam !!!! All of Them :P
Enjoyed a lot ! !!! :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Waise .. Aap ki company ka naam Kya hai Sindhu ji ????? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, Hyderabad
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