To Whom so ever it may concern
This is to Certify that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week.
Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes. In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
Regards,
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad

Amitmhrm
India, Ahmadabad
Hr Practices
Raj Meritech
India, Gurgaon
Executive (hr & Admn.)
Maria Merlin
India, Madras
Office Manager

Hai Amit, Is this the certificate given by your family doctor???? :) :) :) regards, Maria Merlin
27th December 2007 From India, Madras
Amit Ji,
You should be a doctor. You could earn lots of money through employees by making false medical certificate and I was your permanent patient to make medical certificate :roll: :roll: :roll: .
Thanks
27th December 2007 From India, Gurgaon
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot, but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
 

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