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The rude parrot... a great story
Ihere s a great story on change management...:lol:/i david received a parrot for his birthday. this parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. every other word was an expletive. those that weren t expletives were to say the least rude. david tried to change the bird s attitude and was constantly saying polite words playing soft music anything he could think of to try and set a good example. nothing worked:confused:. he yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. he shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. finally in a moment of desperation:x david put the parrot in the freezer. for a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming then suddenly there was quiet. david was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. the parrot calmly stepped out onto david s extended arm and said 'i m sorry that i might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. i will endeavor to correct my behavior.' david was astounded :huh:at the bird s change in attitude and was just about to ask what had made such a drastic change when the parrot continued 'now if i may ask:blink: what did the chicken do?'
Specially for men
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. the frog said to her "if you release me from this trap i will grant you three wishes." the woman freed the frog and the frog said "thank you but i failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. whatever you wish for your husband will get times ten" the woman said "that s okay." for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. the frog warned her "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world an adonis whom women will flock to". the woman replied "that s okay because i will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." so she s the most beautiful woman in the world for her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. the frog said "that will make your husband the richest man in the world. and he will be ten times richer than you. the woman said "that s okaybecause what s mine is his and what s his is mine." so she s the richest woman in the world the frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered "i d like a mild heart attack." moral of the story: women are clever. don t mess with them. attention female readers: this is the end of the joke for you. stop here and continue feeling good. male readers: please scroll down. ? the man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife moral of the story: women are really dumb but think they re really smart. let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
Most amazing lines written by man
When i was born a woman was there to hold me : my mother as i grew up as a child a woman was there to care & play with me: my sister i went to school a woman was there to help me learn: my teacher i became depressed when i lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder: my girlfriend i needed compatibility company & love a woman was there for me: my wife i became tough a woman was there to melt me: my daughter when i will die a woman will be there to absorb me in: my motherland if you are a man value every woman. & if you are a woman feel proud to be one
Beauty of a woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears the figure she carries or the way she combs her hair the beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides the beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul it is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows...
Subject: management case study
management case study no.1 the manager of a large corporation got a heart attack and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. the guy went to a farm and after a couple of days he was very bored so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do. the farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. the farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city working the whole life sitting in an office it will take over a week to finish the job but to his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day. the next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. the farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job but at the end of the day the job was done. the next morning as most of the jobs in the farm were done the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes and one box with big potatoes. at the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag but the two boxes were empty. the farmer asked the manager: "how is that you did such difficult jobs during the first days and now you cannot do this simple job?" the manager answered: "listen all my life i m cutting heads and dealing with shit but now you ask me to make decisions" management case study no.2 a man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. the shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "why does the parrot cost so much" asks the man. the shop owner says "well the parrot knows how to use a computer". the man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the unix operating system. naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2000 dollars. needless to say this begs the question "what can it do?" to which the shop owner replies "to be honest i have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss"
Short story of self appraisal!!
Hii all here i wil present an intresting short story of self appraisal. njoy a > little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash > counter of a store and dialed a > number. > > > the > storeowner observed and listened to the > conversation: > > boy > : > "lady can you give me the job of cutting your > lawn? > > > woman: > at the other end of the phone line "i already have > someone to cut my lawn." > > boy > : "lady i will cut your lawn for half the > price than the person who cuts your lawn > now." > > woman > : > i m very satisfied with the person who is > presently cutting my lawn. > > > boy > : > with more perseverance "lady i ll even sweep the > floor and the stairs of your house for > free. > > > woman > : no thank you. > > with > a smile on his face the little boy replaced the receiver. > the storeowner who was listening to all this walked over > to the boy. > > store > owner : " son... i like your attitude; i like > that positive spirit and would like to offer you a > job." > > > boy > : "no thanks > > > store > owner : but you were really > pleading for one. > > > boy : > no sir i was just checking my performance at the job i > already have. i am the one who is working for that lady > i was talking to" > > this > is called > > "self > appraisal" > > as a > natural corollary: how many employers would appreciate and > realize the good work of an employee. > my answer: no one >