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Dear Friends,





This is a humuorous one... especially for those from the IT segment...



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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that

the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of

space and valuable resources.



In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now

monitors all other system activities.



Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,

and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I

can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run

my favorite applications.



I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'

doesn't work on Wife 1.0.



Please help!



Thanks,

"A Troubled User"







REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.



Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program.



Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run

EVERYTHING!!!



It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.



It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.



You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to

allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support) .



I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.



I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate

software augmentation.



The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway.



Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife

1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook

1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these

programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Kit Kit 9.5 .



Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is

to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0



STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install

SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife

1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



Best of luck,

From India, Coimbatore
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