Women oh Women
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If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!
If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't,
She thinks you don't like her.
If you listen ,
She wants to talk.
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex....
You are so weak,
Yet so powerful.....
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!
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if u have read this earlier... please excuse me...
V. VENU
From India, Hyderabad
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If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!
If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't,
She thinks you don't like her.
If you listen ,
She wants to talk.
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex....
You are so weak,
Yet so powerful.....
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!
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if u have read this earlier... please excuse me...
V. VENU
From India, Hyderabad
Too Good.. Venu :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From Pakistan, Islamabad
From Pakistan, Islamabad
ok, so u know a lot about women !! umm ? what Mr. Venu ?? seems u have spent a lot of your time in research .. ha ha lines were good ... keep goin ....... Rgds, Madhu
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Absolutely True... infact women also shown thier agreement to it... Wonder Why they are like this.... :roll: :roll: :roll: Good posting Venu...Keep It Up :lol: :lol: Manoj
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Hai Venu, So much information in so little lines... yet true.. Good posting. Lots of time spent on research i suppose.. Regards, Rose.
From India, Coimbatore
From India, Coimbatore
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