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Little johnny - the naughty !!
Teacher: y are u late? johnny :there was a man who lost a rs.100 note. teacher: that s nice.were u helping him look for it? johnny : nooo..i was standing on it teacher: johnny you missed school yesterday? johnny: not a bit johnny give me a sentence starting with "i". johnny : i is no kashif. always say "i am." johnnt: all right "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet." teacher: johnny you know you can t sleep in my class. johnny: i know. but maybe if you were just a little quieter i could. teacher: how does hen comes out of the egg? johnny: thats not a big question madam the interesting question is 'how does the hen go inside the egg' " johnny name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. johnny: me teacher: "johnny what is the outside of a tree called? johnny: "i don t know. "teacher: "bark johnny bark." johnny: "bow wow wow"
Little johnny....very naughty....school time fun
Hi teacher: y are u late? johnny :there was a man who lost a rs.100 note. teacher: that s nice.were u helping him look for it? johnny : nooo..i was standing on it teacher: why are you late joseph?j joseph: because of a sign down the road. teacher: what does a sign have to do with your being late? joseph: the sign said "school ahead go slow teacher: tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. everyone must attend it. johnny: no i will not be able to attend it. teacher: why? johnny: my mother will not allow me to go so far teacher: johnny you missed school yesterday? johnny: not a bit johnny give me a sentence starting with "i". johnny : i is no kashif. always say "i am." johnnt: all right "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet." teacher: johnny you know you can t sleep in my class. johnny: i know. but maybe if you were just a little quieter i could.:d teacher: how does hen comes out of the egg? johnny: thats not a big question madam the interesting question is 'how does the hen go inside the egg' " ; johnny name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. johnny: me teacher: "johnny what is the outside of a tree called? johnny: "i don t know. "teacher: "bark johnny bark." johnny: "bow wow wow" :d teacher to class: a for? class: apple teacher: jor se bolo class: jai mata di regards indhu
Laugh please
Teacher :what happened in 1869? student:gandhi ji was born. teacher :what happened in 1873? student:gandhiji was four years old. question:what is the fullform of maths. anwser:mentaly affected teachers harrasing students teacher :because of gandhiji s hard work what do we get on 15th august. student:a holiday which is the pan in which we cannot fry something japan teacher :tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun.everyone must attend it. raju:no ma m i will not be able to attend it. teacher :why? raju:my mother will not allow me to go so far teacher:"can anyone give me an example of coincidence?" johnny:"sir my mother and father got married on the same day same time." teacher: how old is ur father. sunny:as old as i am. teacher:how is it possible? sunny:he became father only after i was born. teacher:there is a frogship is sinkingpotatoes cost rs 3/kg .thenwhat is my age? 32 yrs. teacher:how do you know? ellmy sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. student:to teacherma am my pen has run out of ink. teacher:go run after it. teacher:ramuget up.how can you sleep in my class? ramu:i can teacherif you keep your voice down. teacher: where does god live? little boy: i think he lives in our bathroom. teacher: why do you say that? little boy: well every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says 'god are you still in there?' teacher:"what is your name?". student:"mera naam suraj prakash hai." teacher:"when i ask aquestion in englishanswer it in english." student:"my name is sunlight."
Personality & iq tests
I m trying to convince my boss to implement a personality and iq tests for fresh graduates and professionals new hire but he s not convenient with this kind of tests. he considers these tests as useless tools and any one can cheat and play with it what do you think guys? i need to know about your experience in these tests. is it realy evaluate personality and iq of a candidate and gives accurate assessment? thanks
What to look in aptitude tests?
Hi friends these days testing on aptitude has grown in the organisations. please help me what most of the companies look in aptitude tests on the following issues. do aptitude tests vary for different jobs? ex: sales finance software. till what level fresher middle level higher level aptitude tests are used? what are the competencies that can be looked out in the aptitude tests? please give me your views on these...
Hi everybody, just want to know that is anyone using psychometric testing software ?
Psychometric testing is used for personnel selection and development. categories of tests: 1. intelligence tests 2. abilities tests 3. personality tests