CLOCKS IN HEAVEN.....! Tooooo Funny.......! Must Read It. - CiteHR
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."

Well Maria i guess The Laloo Watch is being used as a jet propeller in Indian Airlines.....! Lol :D :D :D :D
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