Subject: W.I.F.E-??
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car now?" She said, "In the lake."
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret for ever.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Note: W.I.F.E. :- Worries Invited For Ever.
From India, New Delhi
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car now?" She said, "In the lake."
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret for ever.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Note: W.I.F.E. :- Worries Invited For Ever.
From India, New Delhi
I think Jayesh, your wife must have a look at this post of yours. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :roll: :roll: :roll: Deepali :lol: :lol:
From India, Chandigarh
10From India, Chandigarh
Guru jee, Too Good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, hassan :wink:
From Pakistan, Islamabad
From Pakistan, Islamabad
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