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Best of sardars
Best of there were 4 sardars in mumbai. they decided to start a business. they had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. they selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. the hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. the sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. the story was the same the next day. a week passed but noboby turned up. why? bcos there was a sign at the entrance "visitors not allowed." after the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. they bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. the 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. they waited for one day 2 days a week but no car came to their garage. why? bcos their garage was on the first floor. after this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. they bought a new premier padmini running on cng and began to look for passengers. they drew past churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. they went to nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. they drove to chatrapati shivaji terminus even there nobody hailed their taxi. in desperation they kept on driving all around mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. why? bcos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi. all the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at marine lines. they started pushing their taxi. they pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. they decided to rest for the night and start the next day. the next day the story repeated itself. the taxi just wouldnt move. they pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. why? bcos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind thanks mirza
Funny jokes of sardars.. !!!
Hi all.. enjoy some funny jokes of sardars.. 8 8 8 :wink: :wink: lie detector an englishman an american and a sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . the englishman says: "i think i can empty 20 bottles of beer". goes the lie detector. "ok" he says "10 bottles". and the machine is silent. the american says: "i think i can eat 15 hamburgers". goes the lie detector. "all right 8 hamburgers". and the machine s silent. the sardarji says: "i think..." goes the machine. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8 8 :wink: :wink: once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says hi main bol raha hoon. the other sardar replies kamaal hain ithe vi main bol raha hoon.. :lol: :lol: 8 8 :wink: :wink: sardar proposed a girl irl said m 1yr elder to you''. sardar said ''oh no problem soniye i''ll marry you next a sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. judge asked: how''ll u divide ur 3 children? sardar replied: ok well apply next :lol: :lol: 8 :wink: sardar went to meet his chinese friend who is dieing in hospital. man says chin yu yan and then he dies. sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. the meaning is you are on the :roll: :wink: :lol: 8 regards amit seth.
Very funny ...........warning: sardar jokes
1. lecturer : write a note on gandhi jayanti. > sardar : gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is jayanti. > > 2. sardar : you cheated me. > shopkeeper: how ? > sardar : you said this is american made radio. but when i put it on > it says all india radio. > > 3. sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. > he gave rs.10/ and took the ticket and said april fool. i have pass. > > 4. sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the > computer. > boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. > sardar : keyboard alphabets were not in order so i made it alright. > > 5. on a romantic day sardar s girlfriend asks him. darling on our > engagement day will you give me a ring. > sardar : ya sure from landline or mobile. > > 6. two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. > sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. > sardar 2 : dont worry i have a one more. > > 7. interviewer : when is your birthday. > sardar : 13th oct. > interviewer : which year ? > sardar : oye ullu ke patte : every year. > > 8. sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks sardar > why are you removing a wheel from your auto. > sardar : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler. > > 9. sardar : what is the name of your car ? > lady : i forgot the name but is starts with "t". > sardar : oye kamaal ki gaadi hai tea se start hoti hai. hamaara gaadi > petrol se start hoti hai. > > 10. boss : where were you born ? > sardar : punjab. > boss : which part ? > sardar : kya which part ? whole body born in punjab. > > 11 . american india told sardar : hamare desh me 90 shaadi email se > hoti hai. > sardar : kya bath hai. hamari desh me 100 female se hoti hai. > > 12. how will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? > simple. just knock the door and they will open it. > >
Enjoy sardar jokes...!!!!
Hi all... enjoy again with the favorite sardar jokes... 8 8 8 8 why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage? to see his far relatives. 2 asli joke sardarjee to sunita: "i want to marry you" sunita: "but i am one year elder to you." sardarjee: "no problem then i will marry you next year." 3 did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? he just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom. 4 asli joke a sardar was walking along when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. suddenly the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. the sardar says "good thing that cows don t fly." 5 two sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "you can t eat your own sandwiches in here" complained the pubowner. so the two sardars swapped exchanged their sandwiches. 6 asli joke once upon a time a sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. this event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction . while he was on his way to his office another sardar saw him and asked "sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho" 7 asli joke the sardarji got out obviously very tired from a long journey and said "oy ye maruti wale pagal hain aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?" cool snap banat singh was working in a studio as a photographer. one day he went to a function to take some snaps. while filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman. sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "could you please lift up the saree so that i can take the photo" 9 asli joke sex our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. he promptly filled the columns titled name age address etc. then he the column sex. he was not sure as to what to be filled there. after much thought he wrote thrice a week. on seeing this in his apply. form he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females. 10 sardarji bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar where he lived to jalandar to meet his friend. he reached there in a few hours. after spending a few days there he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. but he didn t reach in the evening and not the next day either. " when he finally reached home on the third day his distraught mother ran and asked him " arre puttar ki hoya? ok take take & by by regards amit seth.
Sikhs n sardars - respect this wonderful community
This message was forwarded to me by a friend. an excellent response by a true sardar: in the diwali vacation a couple of his friends had gone to delhi. they rented a taxi for local sightseeing. the driver was an old sardar and boys being boys the pals began cracking sardarji jokes just to insinuate the old man. but to their surprise the fellow remained unperturbed. at the end of the sightseeing they paid up the hirecharges. the sardar returned the change. moreover he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said in hindi of course''son since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. i listened to them all and let me tell you some of them were in a very bad taste. still i don t mind coz i know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. but i have just one request. here i am giving you one rupee each. give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this city." that one rupee coin is still with me. i couldn t find a single sardar begging on the streets of delhi. we all love sardar jokes. but the fact of matter is that sikhs are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the world. the secret behind their universal success according to me is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication. a sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba but he will never beg on the streets.
Sardar jokes......just have fun
the smart sardarji: a sardarji and an american are seated next to each other on a flight from los angeles to new york. the american asks if he would like to play a fun game. the sardarji tired just wants to take a nap so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. the american persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. he says "i ask you a question and if you don t know the answer you pay me five dollars and vice versa." again he declines and tries to get some sleep. the american now agitated says "okay if you don t know the answer you pay me 5and if i don t know the answer i will pay you 500." this catches the sardarji s attention and figuring there will be no end to this torment agrees to the game. the american asks the first question: "what s the distance from the earth to the moon?" the sardarji doesn t say a word reaches into his wallet pulls out a 5.00 bill and hands it to the american. "okay" says the american "your turn". he asks "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" the american puzzled takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences no answer. he taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the internet and the library of congress... no answer. frustrated he sends emails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. after an hour he wakes the sardarji and hands him 500. the sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. the american who is more than a little miffed stirs the sardarji and asks "well what s the answer?" without a word the sardarji reaches into his pursehands the american 5and goes back to sleep. a sardarji comes up to the pakistan border on his bike. he s got two large bags over his shoulders. the guard iqbal stops him and says 'what s in the bags?' 'sand' answered the sardarji. iqbal says 'we ll just see about that. get off the bike.' iqbal s guard takes the bags and rips them apart he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. he detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. iqbal releases the sardaji puts the sand into new bags hefts them onto the sardarji s shoulders and lets him cross the border. a week later the same thing happens. iqbal asks 'what have you got?' 'sand' says the sardarji. iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. he gives the sand back to the sardar and crosses the border on his bike. this sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. finally the sardarji doesn t show up one day and the guard iqbal meets him in a 'dhaba' in islamabad. 'hey buddy' says iqbal 'i know you are smuggling something. it s driving me crazy. it s all i think about...i can t sleep. just between you and me what are you smuggling?' the sardaji sips his lassi and says 'bikes' race to the sun: two sardarjis both student of kanpur were talking about the american astronauts. one said to the other "what s the big deal about going to the moonanybody can go to the moon. we are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "but if we get within 13 million miles from the sun we ll melt." and the first answered "so what we ll go at night." sardar and the english movie once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki cd dekhi na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni picture ka naam kya tha no disc problems with my new computer dear mr. bill gates we have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems which i want to bring to your notice. 1. there is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. we request you to check this. 2. we find there is 'run' in the menu. one of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto amritsar so we request you to change that to "sit" so that we can click that by sitting. 3. one doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is available in system? i find only 'recycle' but i own a scooter at my home. 4. there is 'find' button but it is not working properly. my wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button but was unable to trace. please rectify this problem. 5. my child learnt 'microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'microsoft sentence' so when you will provide that? 6. i brought computer cpu mouse and keyboard but there is only one icon which shows 'my computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 7. it is surprizing that windows says 'my pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. so when will you keep my photo in that. 8. there is what about since i use the pc at home only. 9. you provided "my recent documents". when you will provide "my past documents"? 10. you provide "my network places". for god shake please do not provide "my secret places". i do not want to let my wife know where i go after my office hours. regards banta