Hiii.... Good one to enjoy ..
Couldn't stop to laugh..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: SaNtA BaNtA StRiKeS AgaIn...
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families
of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped
it from there to die.
Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key,
now I have lost it too.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was
just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password.
It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking,
he finally writes a love letter to her:
"I luv u sister ."
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for
a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5
days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and
didn't tell me where.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window,
are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No,
Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's
lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy,
I will marry again.
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone
might watch him from the key hole.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home .
The steering, dash board, gears of car
have been stolen.
Regards, Amit Seth.
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