Thread Started by #Amitmhrm

Hiii.... Good one to enjoy ..

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SaNtA BaNtA StRiKeS AgaIn...

Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families

of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped

it from there to die.

Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key,

now I have lost it too.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was

just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password.

It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking,

he finally writes a love letter to her:

"I luv u sister ."

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for

a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily

since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5

days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one

customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and

didn't tell me where.

Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window,

are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No,

Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's

lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy,

I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone

might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home .

The steering, dash board, gears of car

have been stolen.

Regards,

Amit Seth. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
21st July 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Original ones.. Amit... You have quite a good collection... Keep posting...
26th July 2007 From India, New Delhi
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26th July 2007 From India, Coimbatore
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