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Sardar murder mystery
Hi i am posting for the 1st timea sardar went for a police interview. there were many candidates for the interview. an interviewer was asking random questions to all the candidates and finally came to our sardarhe asked who killed jesus christthe sardar waited for few minutes and then quitely got up and left the place . he went home and his mom asked him what happened in the interview so he replied mama i not only got the job but also the first case.sridhar
Sardar jokes
1.in a circus a lady was kissing a lion. the ring master came & proudly announced if any one can repeat the performane. a sardar stood up & said " i can do it. but first remove the lion." 2. a sardar told another sardar " yesterday i saw my wife going to a movie with some stranger." " did you follow her or no ?" " no. i had already seen that movie." 3. what is the similarity between ram gandhiji shivaji & jesus christ ? sardar replies " all are born on a bank holiday." 4. a sardar rings up everybody & tells " my mobile no. has changed. earlier it was nokia 3310. now it is nokia 6610." 5. a sardar says to another sardar " main itna kanjoos hoon mary wife ko honeymoon pe akela hi bhej diya. adhe paise bachaye." another sardar says " this is nothing. maine to mary wife ko mere friend ke sath bhej diya. poore paise bachaye." 6. a sardar saw a beutiful girl & went & immidiately kissed her. the girl being irritated " what are you doing" " b com from khalsa college." replies sardar. 7. a sardar whispered something in the ears of another sardar. that sardar dies immidiately. a fellow who was watching all this wondered & asked sardar " what did you tell him in the ears ?" " dhishkaaaon." 8. a sardar was coming after completing funeral ceremony of his wife. suddenly it started thundering raining with heavy showers & gustey winds. " pahoonch gai." told sardarji. 9. there was a story narration contest. the condition was that the story should contain religion sex suspense & mystery. the sardar got up & told his story in one line. oh god my wife must deliver a child. where are the four elements of the story ? judges asked. oh god religion wife sex child suspense boy or girl ? ok but where is the mystery ? that s it. who is the father ? the sardar walked away with the first prize....
Some more jokes
Hi friends some more jokes... 1 . what is common between : krishna ram gandhiji & jesus..? sardar ji replied : all are born on government holidays. 2. teacher to a sardar : ab bc so ac give me an example sardar : i love you you love your daughter so i love your daughter. 3. ek aadmi ki biwi gum ho gayi waha ram ke mandir me gaya ram ne kaha baju wale hanuman ke mandir mai ja meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi. 4. sardar bought a new mobile. he called everyone from his phone book & said "my mobile no. has changed earlier it was nokia 3310 & now it is 6610" 5. santa : i am a proud sardar my son is in medical college banta : really what is he studing santa : no is not studying they r studying him. 6. chinti aur hathi ka prem vivah hua. agle din hathi ki maut ho gai... chinti boli wah mohabbat ek din ka pyar hua ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi.. 7. santa banta ko 3 live bomb mile police ko dene chale santa agar koi bomb raste mai phat jaye to..? banta : jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the... 8. sardar falls in love with nurse. he writes a loveletter to her " i love u
Re:sardar the truth
Srdar the truth we all love sardar jokes. but do you know that sikhs are one of the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world. my friend told me about the following incident which i wish to share with you. it has had a deep impact on my thinking. during last vacation my few friends went to delhi . they rented a taxi for local sightseeing. the driver was an old sardar and boys being boys these pals began cracking sardarji jokes just to tease the old man. but to their surprise the fellow remained unperturbed. at the end of the sightseeing they paid the cab hirecharges. the sardar returned the change but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said ''son since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. i listened to them all and let me tell you some of them were in bad taste. still i don t mind coz i know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. but i have one request. i am giving you one rupee each. give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.' my friend continued ' that one rupee coin is still with me. i couldn t find a single sardar begging anywhere.'
Excellent response by a sardar
This message was forwarded to me by a friend. an excellent response by a true sardar: in the diwali vacation jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi. they rented a taxi for local sightseeing. the driver was a old sardar and boys being boys jayant and his pals began cracking sardarji jokes just to insinuate the old man. but to their surprise the fellow remained unperturbed. at the end of the sightseeing they paid up the hirecharges. the sardar returned the change. moreover he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said in hindi of course ''son since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. i listened to them all and let me tell you some of them were in a very bad taste. still i don t mind coz i know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. but i have just one request. here i am giving you one rupee each. give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this city." jayant continued" that one rupee coin is still with me. i couldn t find a single sardar begging on the streets of delhi." friends we all love sardar jokes. but the fact of matter is that sikhs are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the world. the secret behind their universal success according to me is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication. a sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba but he will never beg on the streets.
Very funny ...........warning: sardar jokes
1. lecturer : write a note on gandhi jayanti. > sardar : gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is jayanti. > > 2. sardar : you cheated me. > shopkeeper: how ? > sardar : you said this is american made radio. but when i put it on > it says all india radio. > > 3. sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. > he gave rs.10/ and took the ticket and said april fool. i have pass. > > 4. sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the > computer. > boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. > sardar : keyboard alphabets were not in order so i made it alright. > > 5. on a romantic day sardar s girlfriend asks him. darling on our > engagement day will you give me a ring. > sardar : ya sure from landline or mobile. > > 6. two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. > sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. > sardar 2 : dont worry i have a one more. > > 7. interviewer : when is your birthday. > sardar : 13th oct. > interviewer : which year ? > sardar : oye ullu ke patte : every year. > > 8. sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks sardar > why are you removing a wheel from your auto. > sardar : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler. > > 9. sardar : what is the name of your car ? > lady : i forgot the name but is starts with "t". > sardar : oye kamaal ki gaadi hai tea se start hoti hai. hamaara gaadi > petrol se start hoti hai. > > 10. boss : where were you born ? > sardar : punjab. > boss : which part ? > sardar : kya which part ? whole body born in punjab. > > 11 . american india told sardar : hamare desh me 90 shaadi email se > hoti hai. > sardar : kya bath hai. hamari desh me 100 female se hoti hai. > > 12. how will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? > simple. just knock the door and they will open it. > >