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1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

> Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam , I dont know who is

Jayanti.

>

> 2. Sardar : You cheated me.

> Shopkeeper: How ?

> Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON,

> it says All India Radio.

>

> 3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

> He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

>

> 4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the

> computer.

> Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

> Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

>

> 5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our

> engagement day will you give me a ring.

> Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

>

> 6. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

> Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

> sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

>

> 7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.

> Sardar : 13th Oct.

> Interviewer : which year ?

> sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

>

> 8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar

> why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

> sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

>

> 9. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

> Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

> Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi

> petrol se start hoti hai.

>

> 10. Boss : Where were you born ?

> sardar : Punjab.

> Boss : which part ?

> Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

>

> 11 . American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se

> hoti hai.

> Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

>

> 12. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

> Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

>

>

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