Hi ...........
Here are some more jokes .............
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain javascript:emoticon(':!:')
Exclamation
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight" javascript:emoticon(':roll:')
Rolling Eyes
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel. javascript:emoticon(':o')
Surprised
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat javascript:emoticon(':?:')
Question
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! javascript:emoticon(':shock:')
Shocked
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! javascript:emoticon(':wink:')
Wink
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. javascript:emoticon(':oops:')
Embarassed
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'javascript:emoticon(':cry:')
Crying or Very sad
Have a great day javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Laughing
Best Regards,
Tina
From India, Mumbai
29Here are some more jokes .............
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain javascript:emoticon(':!:')
Exclamation
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight" javascript:emoticon(':roll:')
Rolling Eyes
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel. javascript:emoticon(':o')
Surprised
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat javascript:emoticon(':?:')
Question
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! javascript:emoticon(':shock:')
Shocked
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! javascript:emoticon(':wink:')
Wink
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. javascript:emoticon(':oops:')
Embarassed
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'javascript:emoticon(':cry:')
Crying or Very sad
Have a great day javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Laughing
Best Regards,
Tina
From India, Mumbai
good one Tina, really made my day ....
thanks.
even i have a good joke....read this...
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the
wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately
notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat
the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a
pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple.
Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing
obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(welcomeumesh@yahoo.com)
From India, Delhi
thanks.
even i have a good joke....read this...
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the
wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately
notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat
the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a
pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple.
Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing
obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(welcomeumesh@yahoo.com)
From India, Delhi
Here is a one from my side please do read this and think if you have brain!!!
A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money
of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our
Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed
his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means
islands of the
puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a
Sardar again
regards
kawal
From India, Madras
A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money
of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our
Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed
his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means
islands of the
puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a
Sardar again
regards
kawal
From India, Madras
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