Dear all,
here is the interview questions,which is always asked in interviews,but here is the funny reply of those questions.
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different,
tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my
current salary by 30%)
Deepika
From India, New Delhi
7here is the interview questions,which is always asked in interviews,but here is the funny reply of those questions.
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different,
tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my
current salary by 30%)
Deepika
From India, New Delhi
HI, Ya, this r the common funny questions asked, but the most interesting answer from that list was answer no 9. Keep it up. Hope this kind of answers will help us to get a job easily. bye harish
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi Deepika, It is really a good one. If somebody answers some of the questions like this, I would recommend them as they are telling the truth!!!. Sreedharan
Dear Deepika, Too good. Had a wonderful time reading it.Seriously this is exactly what goes on at the back of the mind every time we are bombarded with such questons. Good day regards Disha
From India, Jaipur
From India, Jaipur
:lol: really daring answers to routine questions; can anyone speak one’s mind so openly? regards, ranganathan chennai
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Really Honest Answers...only That In Interviews We Are Not Allowed To Tell Any Truthfull Answers!!
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
Hi,
Good sense of humor & its really g8.
Only a HR knows abt. that pros & cons if, someone giving answers like that.
I really enjoy that.
Even that time i was fresher and gave an interview's just think like that but not said.
DEEPTI
From India, Delhi
Good sense of humor & its really g8.
Only a HR knows abt. that pros & cons if, someone giving answers like that.
I really enjoy that.
Even that time i was fresher and gave an interview's just think like that but not said.
DEEPTI
From India, Delhi
This topic also is written in wikipedia and about.com. You can find it by using Google. Apart from that, you also can refer more resoueces at: Rgs
From Vietnam, Hanoi
From Vietnam, Hanoi
Heheheh...wow..That was tooo coool... Good job Deepika... It was very funny...really made me laugh!!! Regards, Girisha
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Dear friends,
the answers should be....
1. Tell me about yourself?
I dont know that(yourself) person.
2. Why have you done this course (MBA)?
My friend told me that this is a good course.
3. Where do you see yourself 5years down the line?
will be ppearing in an another interview.
Fahim Khan
From India, Delhi
the answers should be....
1. Tell me about yourself?
I dont know that(yourself) person.
2. Why have you done this course (MBA)?
My friend told me that this is a good course.
3. Where do you see yourself 5years down the line?
will be ppearing in an another interview.
Fahim Khan
From India, Delhi
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