To all my Malayalee friends: No offence intended..... :D
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP
QUWAIT"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the kollage.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE in GELF...
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire ?..
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE !!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a south indian spell malayalam ?
Yamm - yay - yell -yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm
From India, New Delhi
8Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP
QUWAIT"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the kollage.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE in GELF...
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire ?..
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE !!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a south indian spell malayalam ?
Yamm - yay - yell -yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm
From India, New Delhi
Hi Swapna, Nice Question and answers. I think now its malayalli’s turn after sardars. By the way jokes are only for enjoyment not to hurt someone’s feelings. keep posting jayesh
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hi! Jayesh, Thanks. Just wanted to clarify so that nobody should feel bad that malayalee’s are the butt of the joke now... But then I am myself a malayali.... :lol: :lol: Regards, Swapna Nair
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
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