A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new Powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" .asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
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"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
From India, Madras
1A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new Powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" .asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
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"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
From India, Madras
Hilarious one indeed, good to see that stressful life hasn’t yet totally sapped the funny bone we all are born with :)
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Though it is a joke, it has a lesson,the salesman should be alert in all direcions. Good!
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
There is a learning out of this great joke that most of the people in this world go with predetermined notions in one direction only, without realising the downside / negative side of any action. They have to eat Cow dung as per the joke.
Preconceived notion / results mat not realise in all situations.
mahendra
From India, Delhi
Preconceived notion / results mat not realise in all situations.
mahendra
From India, Delhi
Really Funny. But see other part of it. It gives a good lesson that predetermined moves do not work every time. So assess the situation first and then act accordingly (plan A / plant B, etc.).
Hi Raghunath, Hope you can send this as a separate post and why including in the comments / inputs to this discussion.. regds satish
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon , we have copies of everything.'
From India, Madras
'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon , we have copies of everything.'
From India, Madras
Dear
A very good one though funny it has a good message for all of us. Look before you leap. Good one Keep it up and keep positing all the stress busters .
regards
Lakshmikantha prabhu
Director - Membership
Rotary club of Tirumalgiri
Secunderabad
2010-2011
From India, Hyderabad
A very good one though funny it has a good message for all of us. Look before you leap. Good one Keep it up and keep positing all the stress busters .
regards
Lakshmikantha prabhu
Director - Membership
Rotary club of Tirumalgiri
Secunderabad
2010-2011
From India, Hyderabad
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