Bipin_baroda
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If he is late for class, he was told, “Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, “Has he escaped from the Zoo?”

If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, “Come on man! Don’t be a girl”.

If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.

If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, “Try to respect ladies, man!”.

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, “You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank... Still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says, there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ‘smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer, “better luck next time!” :x:x:x:x

From India, Calicut
hey deepika one way...send him malini’s hobby form typed in english.......as he is blind he will die trying to read it in brail...hahhahaahahha
Rj if i will tell u b4 hw i m going to kill u dn wht’s the use u will find some or the other way to escape??? so dat’s a surprise 4u..... Hehehheeeeeeeeeee
From India, Amritsar
am fine how abt u guys............... A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road. So y ru all waiting..............!
From India, Calicut
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