One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened, Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next…..
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass!"
Management Lesson: Be sure that there is a problem in the first place, before working hard to solve one!
From India, Madras
4At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened, Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next…..
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass!"
Management Lesson: Be sure that there is a problem in the first place, before working hard to solve one!
From India, Madras
:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: hahaha good interpretation Jayant
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hey Elsoft... :icon5::icon5::icon5::no::no::no::no::no::no: Pls don't be.. Here.. Read this.. You will change your mind !!!!:icon1::icon1::icon1:
There is more truth than words in some of the sayings!
----> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
----> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers
----> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers
----> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
----> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
----> The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
----> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam
----> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud
----> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley
----> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
----> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
----> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
----> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
----> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
----> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
----> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous
----> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
----> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of Pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-- Sigmund Freud
----> My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am
----> If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
- Unknown
----> Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
----> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
From India, Madras
There is more truth than words in some of the sayings!
----> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
----> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers
----> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers
----> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
----> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
----> The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
----> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam
----> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud
----> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley
----> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
----> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
----> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
----> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
----> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
----> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
----> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous
----> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
----> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of Pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-- Sigmund Freud
----> My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am
----> If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
- Unknown
----> Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
----> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
From India, Madras
hahahha
me here Hima
just checking ur authencity with jayant
hima -jayant hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No elsoft.. we dont work at same place.... ..
we r just birds of same flock.........
Bye Jayant... njoy ur eve.......
...ning;-)
hima some thing again hapning to this cite...taking time to open.....:(:(
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From India, Hyderabad
me here Hima
just checking ur authencity with jayant
hima -jayant hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No elsoft.. we dont work at same place.... ..
we r just birds of same flock.........
Bye Jayant... njoy ur eve.......
...ning;-)
hima some thing again hapning to this cite...taking time to open.....:(:(
:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:: icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Hyderabad
Hi Jayant
Hi Chitra
I am a silent onlooker and a (silent) reader also of Jayant's, Chitra's & RJ's comic (sarcastic-at-times ) fights. I think this adds more humor to this section along with the posts that our friends share here.
May I know Jayant from where do you get such nice picture mesgs? If you dont mind sharing its source then pls....
From India, Delhi
Hi Chitra
I am a silent onlooker and a (silent) reader also of Jayant's, Chitra's & RJ's comic (sarcastic-at-times ) fights. I think this adds more humor to this section along with the posts that our friends share here.
May I know Jayant from where do you get such nice picture mesgs? If you dont mind sharing its source then pls....
From India, Delhi
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