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Voice mail in heaven
Imagine what would happen if god installs voice mail in heaven. when you pray you will get this response: "hi thank you for calling heaven. if you want to speak to lord ganesha press 1 lord shiva press 2 lord krishna press 3 sorry he is busy with "gopiyan for a directory of other gods / goddess press 4 for further assistance from menka / pari / angels press . you press 1 and get connected to ganeshji and hear the following message: if you want to make a request press 5 for complaints / grievances press 6 seldom works for thanks giving press 7 for any thing else please press 8 and wait for the customer support angel to talk to you. if you would like to hear naradji singing bhajan while you are holding press after a few minutes comes the following message: "our records show that you have already prayed once today. please try again tomorrow. meanwhile if you require any emergency assistance please contact our offshore customer support executive priest of your nearest temple. thank you for calling have a nice day
Call center in heaven
Imagine what would happen if god installs voice mail in heaven. when you pray you will get this response: "hi thank you for calling heaven. if you want to speak to lord ganesha press 1 lord shiva press 2 lord krishna press 3 sorry he is busy with "gopiyan " for a directory of other gods / goddess press 4 for further assistance from menka / pari / angels press . you press 1 and get connected to ganeshji and hear the following message : if you want to make a request press 5 for complaints / grievances press 6 seldom works for thanks giving press 7 for any thing else please press 8 and wait for the customer support angel to talk to you if you would like to hear naradji singing bhajan while you are holding press after a few minutes comes the following message : "our records show that you have already prayed once today. please try again tomorrow . meanwhile if you require any emergency assistance please contact our offshore customer support executive priest of your nearest temple. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think about you !
Hi :p sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny messages to us without writing a word maybe this could explain: :p when you are very busy but still want to keep in touch guess what you do you send funny message. :p when you have nothing to say but still want to keep in contact you send funny message. :p when you have something to say but don t know what and don t know how you send funny message. :p to let you know that: you are still remembered you are still important you are still loved you are still cared for you are still wanted guess what you get? a funny message. from me. :p so my friend the next time you get a funny message don t think that i have just sent you a funny message but that... :p i have thought of you today :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p : : : : regards venu .. :p
Cant view message
Hi it shows one new private message but i cant see that message anywhere but the notification comes always jai
Tears of a woman
Gods most precious creation : have a great day shantha
New hire welcome video presentation - what message you think should be shared?
I will be working with my ceo to develop a message for our new hire welcome video and the ceo message for new hires in the employee handbook. id like to ask that you be a part of helping me compose some messaging. if you each could please share with me 2 or 3 bullet points on what message you think should be shared through my ceo on the new hire welcome video. if you could please provide your thoughts back to me.