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3 Easy ways to die:
Take a Cigar daily = You will die 10 years early.
Drink Whiskey daily = You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly = You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are CLOSED

2. One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD
Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication.
a. Telephone.
b. Television
c. Tell to woman

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. Lets us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should Kill him.
Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: NO, we will Leave him because he is Alone and we are FOUR

6. If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.

7. Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAK
Answer : On their Marriage.

8. When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness,
Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILL.

9. Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman.
Because per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake,


Thanks

Suman:-P:-P
27th June 2008 From India, Gurgaon

Suman84
Hr Profession
Rajeev Verma
Hr Professional

Aaj to form mein ho suman...........:icon6::icon6::icon6: That was Hilarious..................:icon6::icon6::icon6:
27th June 2008 From India, Delhi
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