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Santa & banta...!!!
Santa & banta santa: what is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? banta: a fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito. banta: when did george washington die? santa: two days before his funeral. banta: tell me five animals you can think of santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers. banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. the judge askd him if he had anything to say in his defence. "they should not put up such misleading notices" said banta. "it said fine for santa singh and banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. santa singh : have you ever heard of the suez canal? banta singh : yes i have. santa singh : well my father dug it. banta singh : that s nothing have you ever heard of dead sea? santa singh : yes i have. banta singh : well my father killed it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :d :d 8 8 8 :wink: regards amit seth.
Santa banta again..
Santa : why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? banta : i give up. santa : stupid because he wanted to hear cool music jasmeet : "your honor i want to divorce my husband santa." judge : "but why ?" jasmeet : "because he is not faithful to me." judge : "how do you know ?" jasmeet : "my lord not a single child resembles him." from his death bed santa called his wife jasmeet and said "one month after i die i want you to marry banta." jasmeet : "banta but he is your enemy " santa : " yes i know that i ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now." banta : i was away for a week. yesterday i sent a fax to my wife preeto that i d be home tonight and when i got into my room i found preeto in another man s arms. santa : kept silent for a few minutes then coolly said " maybe she didn t get the fax."
More santa banta jokes....!!!!!!!
Hi all... enjoy some more santa banta jokes... 8 8 8 8 santa: today i made a fool of water? banta: how did you do that? santa: i heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water santa: my wife is still scared of water banta: how come? santa: yesterday when i went home she was in the bath tub with the security guard santa to his wife: darling years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. jeeto: yes darling i still do only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it s 1.5 ltr. banta: you cheated me. shopkeeper: no i sold a good radio to you. banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio nurse: congrats santa you are a father. santa: don t tell my wife i want to surprise her everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices santa: sir why are you so angry? sir: the petrol price is increasing daybyday this is not fair. santaji you don t look worried? santa: why should i worry. for me it is the same price. sir: how come? santa: earlier also i filled for rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100 sir: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ?? :?: :?: regards amit seth.
Interview...!!!!!
Hi all... enjoy an interview.. of santa singh.. :lol: :lol: :lol: once banta singh attended an interview. interviewer : give me the opposite words. banta singh : ok interviewer : made in india banta singh : destroyed in pakistan interviewer : keep it up banta singh : put it down interviewer : maxi mum banta singh : mini dad interviewer : enough take your seat banta singh : don t take my seat interviewer : idiot take your seat banta singh : clever don t take my seat interviewer : i say you get out banta singh : you didn t say i come in interviewer : i reject you banta singh : you appoint me interviewer: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: regards amit seth.
Some real cool jokes!!!
Q: why dogs don t marry? a: because they are already leading a dog s life pappu while filling up a form: dad what should i write against mother tongue.? santa: very long teacher: pappu ma shloka ka kya arth hai? pappu: tum so jayo maa mein jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. santa went out to buy an indian flag. the shop owner gave him the flag. guess what did he ask next... ismein aur colour dikhayiye. santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. the shopkeeper asked: exide laga du? santa: dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? preeto: raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. banta: kya bataoon sub galat sangati ka asar hai hum 4 dost... 1 bottle aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. banta ek sadhu se bola" baba meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai koi upay batao. sadhu: beta upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? frog: tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. santa: hai. frog: nahin hai. santa: hai. frog: nahin hai & jumps into the well. santa: isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? santa: i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about u? banta: me too after u leave. santa & banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches banta without message. angry banta calls santa santa: oye this was a missed call banta: name the 3 fastest means of communication. santa: telephone television tellawoman santa: i m a proud father. my son is in medical college. banta: what s he studying?" santa: he s not studying they are studying him q: a man asked santa "akal badhi ya bhains? " a: santa bola "pehle date of birth to batao." what s ford? santa: gaadi. what s oxford? santa: bail gaadi banta sent sms to santa: bhejnewala mahan padhnewala gadha. santa got angry and replied: bhejnewala gadha padhnewala mahan. santa: my dad was an extremely brave man. he once entered a lion s cage. banta: he probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. santa: i didn t say he got out. santa found answer to the most difficult question ever what comes first the chicken or the egg? o yaar jiska order pehle doge vo ayega regards fatima
Some more jokes
Hi friends some more jokes... 1 . what is common between : krishna ram gandhiji & jesus..? sardar ji replied : all are born on government holidays. 2. teacher to a sardar : ab bc so ac give me an example sardar : i love you you love your daughter so i love your daughter. 3. ek aadmi ki biwi gum ho gayi waha ram ke mandir me gaya ram ne kaha baju wale hanuman ke mandir mai ja meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi. 4. sardar bought a new mobile. he called everyone from his phone book & said "my mobile no. has changed earlier it was nokia 3310 & now it is 6610" 5. santa : i am a proud sardar my son is in medical college banta : really what is he studing santa : no is not studying they r studying him. 6. chinti aur hathi ka prem vivah hua. agle din hathi ki maut ho gai... chinti boli wah mohabbat ek din ka pyar hua ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi.. 7. santa banta ko 3 live bomb mile police ko dene chale santa agar koi bomb raste mai phat jaye to..? banta : jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the... 8. sardar falls in love with nurse. he writes a loveletter to her " i love u