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What S/W engineer wants

Posted 28-07-2008 at 02:45 PM by sambhajidalvi

An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He
booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of
his life.

At least for a while.

A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly.

The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no
other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

Used to five-star hotels, this guy had no idea what...

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Questions to bush

Posted 25-07-2008 at 05:16 PM by sambhajidalvi

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings...

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Choice......positive attitude....

Posted 24-07-2008 at 02:50 PM by sambhajidalvi

its really very nice......
go through it.

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Keep the Spark Alive.........!!!!!!

Posted 23-07-2008 at 01:36 PM by sambhajidalvi

This guy is simply amazing! Take a few mins to read it entirely! If you are busy now...come back later and read it...but take it sincerely...not seriously!

Cheers!

Keep the Spark Alive
Inaugural Speech for the new batch at the Symbiosis BBA program, Pune 23rd June, 2008

See the attachment!!!

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Tomato Story......!!!!!!!

Posted 22-07-2008 at 07:47 PM by sambhajidalvi

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't...

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