30-04-2008, 09:14 PM
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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Regards
AK |
01-05-2008, 02:59 AM
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Really wonderful AK
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01-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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Good Ones Sir,
Regards,
Rahul |
01-05-2008, 11:49 AM
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Dear Ak,
Nice posting. Ha Ha.
Cheers
Satyabrata Tripathy |
01-05-2008, 01:06 PM
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Hi Amol..........hmmm...Good fun.........   Sindhu |
02-05-2008, 10:23 AM
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Good and Refreshing one liners Amol ji....
Maza aa gaya boss ! |
02-05-2008, 12:28 PM
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funny Amol.......... |
02-05-2008, 01:41 PM
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GUD ONE AK!!!
Regards,
BD |
02-05-2008, 03:00 PM
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Thanks a lot Rahul, Venu ji, Sindhu, Sari, Satyabrata, Ibrahim, BD.
Regards
AK |
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