Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling down
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving, This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
Regards,
Manju
From India, Hyderabad
2After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling down
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving, This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
Regards,
Manju
From India, Hyderabad
Good one Manju !
Women never listen!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ... Sooooooooooo well judged ... I completely agree with this point.
and probably .. the Man might've asked the woman to drive the Car with attentiveness ... she didn't listen and ALAS! there was this accident . :wink:
ya ! Women never listen ..... :lol: : lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Women never listen!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ... Sooooooooooo well judged ... I completely agree with this point.
and probably .. the Man might've asked the woman to drive the Car with attentiveness ... she didn't listen and ALAS! there was this accident . :wink:
ya ! Women never listen ..... :lol: : lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii.............Muskan .....after a long time dear.....So how are you?
and Usha how's life?.....Coool Breeeeze...........
Hey Sohini..............How are you Roshogulla?...........Its Rocking......
Hmmm...VENU.....
"Thats the only thing they know and can do !!".....Oho Appudiya...... HE HE HU HU HA HA...JOKE JOKE............REALITY IS ALWAYS BITTER FOLK......NOW DON'T THAT MUCH MOCK.....I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY SHOCK.........AND SEE YOU CHOKE.......BETTER YOU GO AND HAVE A COKE...(smileys........wink.....:lol:)
Best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
and Usha how's life?.....Coool Breeeeze...........
Hey Sohini..............How are you Roshogulla?...........Its Rocking......
Hmmm...VENU.....
"Thats the only thing they know and can do !!".....Oho Appudiya...... HE HE HU HU HA HA...JOKE JOKE............REALITY IS ALWAYS BITTER FOLK......NOW DON'T THAT MUCH MOCK.....I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY SHOCK.........AND SEE YOU CHOKE.......BETTER YOU GO AND HAVE A COKE...(smileys........wink.....:lol:)
Best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hahahahaaha.. Its a good one Manju.. really after all u dared to crack jokes on yourself.. ;)
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Thank You Akshay, Cham, Praloy and Amit..:-).
Praloy Constitution Amendment kar rahe ho kya..
And Amit I believe that if we have ability to cut jokes on ourselves or guts to accept them only then we have right to crack jokes on others..:-).. Hai ki nahii..
From India, Hyderabad
Praloy Constitution Amendment kar rahe ho kya..
And Amit I believe that if we have ability to cut jokes on ourselves or guts to accept them only then we have right to crack jokes on others..:-).. Hai ki nahii..
From India, Hyderabad
hi
it can be the other way round too...........instead of women driving the car, man must be driving and he could not concentrate on his driving...................becoz no one dares to stop a woman from talking...........and not listening too
From India, Delhi
it can be the other way round too...........instead of women driving the car, man must be driving and he could not concentrate on his driving...................becoz no one dares to stop a woman from talking...........and not listening too
From India, Delhi
Enjoyable one Manju. Being a women, i loved it but honestly speaking no one is perfect, not even women nor the Almighty. But ofcourse, women try to achieve perfection and as far as men are concerned i know of one who is nicknamed as the perfectionist- Aamir Khan
Susie
From United States,
Susie
From United States,
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