What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !

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Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Himayatnagar, Hyderabad

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars.... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India

s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Amberpet

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Amberpet. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyd.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Bhongir...
He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit..

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here.. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned to
settle in Hyd itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!

s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees....!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)

Regards
AK

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krishna saladi

DEAR AMOL

THATS REALLY GREAT.

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD ONE INFORMATION WHICH IS TRUE.

AT THE TIME OF OUR INDEPENDENCE i.e 15-AUG-1947. WHEN BRITISHERS HAD LEFT OUR COUNTRY AT THAT TIME

RE.1 = 1 $.

I SOMETIMES THINK THAT WHETHER WE ARE DEVELOPING OR WHAT ?

THANKS..............JOYDEEP

Dear Ak Sir,

Nice Posting,

I believe being an indian me and everybody over here in india wish for the same dream.

It should come true one day.


Regards,

Rahul

Good Stuff.......as dollor is getting weaker day by day against ruppes; this is no longer a dream..... Hope this will happen before 2018.

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Regards,
Vaibhav Talkhedkar

Thanks to all.

Regards
AK

Nice One.... Hope this will Come true soon.

VR Kadam

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Regards

VR Kadam

Hi,

I would love to see the day when 1Re.=1EURO and not dollar, because dollar is already losing its relevance in International market as most of the countries prefer to deal in EURO

Hope our dreams come through and we all will be responsible for making this dream a reality

And as for joydeep, I would like to add that, we had huge debt and huge communal problem at our hand to worry during and after Independence.

USA is independent for last 100years, and could come up with only a super computer,but in we after independence developed a super computer when USA denied us the same.

USA has black economy ,unlike ours,and hence even if our growth is slow its still steady

If you calculate the time,the problem and diversity India had to face and manage,and compare the same with USA, you will understand what development really means.

India compared to USA (which claims its self as most developed nation) has very high number of people who know computers and its applications

GROWTH OF COUNTRY IS JUDGED BY THE ACHIEVEMENTS IT HAS UNDER ITS BELT,AND ALSO BY THE ITS ABILITY TO SURVIVE THE CHALLENGES OF INTERNATIONAL MARKET & WORLD POLITICS AND NOT MERELY ON ITS CURRENCY VALUE

Thank You
Octavious

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THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST LOFTIER AMBITION TO MERELY TO STAND HIGH IN THE WORLD,BUT TO STOOP DOWN AND TO LIFT FELLOW MEN A LITTLE HIGHER.

Good thought inspiring posting Amol.........Regards..........Sindhu

Thanks a lot Sindhu, VR Kadam n Octavious

Regards,
AK