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Marriage jokes one liners...!!!
Hi all.. enjoy some marriage jokes oneliners.. 8 8 8 recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. that must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste... :lol: :lol: :wink: when a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her... :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: after marriage husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can t face each other but still they stay together... 8 8 8 :wink: :roll: by all means marry. if you get a good wife you ll be happy. if you get a bad one you ll become a philosopher... 8 8 8 :lol: "some people ask the secret of our long marriage. we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. a little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing. she goes tuesdays i go fridays.".. :roll: :roll: 8 8 "i don t worry about terrorism. i was married for two years.".. :wink: :wink: two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. whenever you re wrong admit it 2. whenever you re right shut up... :lol: :lol: 8 8 :roll: :wink: my wife and i were happy for twenty five years. then we met... :wink: :wink: a good wife always forgives her husband when she s wrong... 8 8 :lol: :wink: a man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "wife wanted". next day he received a hundred letters. they all said the same thing: "you can have mine :lol: :lol: :lol: 8 8 :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: first guy proudly: "my wife s an angel" second guy: "you re lucky mine s still alive.".. :roll: :roll: 8 :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: regards amit seth.
Some classic liners on marriage....!!!
Hi all.. enjoy some classic liners on marriage.. 8 8 8 its happy time for bachelors.. cheers... :wink: :wink: :wink: > > every man should get married some time; > > after all happiness is not the only thing in life > > > > > > > an archaeologist is the best husband a woman can > > have; the older she gets the more interested he is > > in her. > > > > > > > > > > bachelors should be heavily taxed. > > it is not fair that some men should be happier than others. > > > > > > > > don t worry about terrorism. > > i was married for two years. > > > > > > > > > > a psychiatrist is a person who will give you > > expensive answers > > that your wife will give you for free. > > > > > > > > bachelors know more about women than married men; > > if they didn t they d be married too. > > > > > > > > when a newly married couple smiles everyone >> knows why. > > when a tenyear married couple smiles everyone > > wonders why. > > > > > > > > > love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener. > > > > > > > when a man opens the door of his car for his wife > you can be sure > of one thing: > > either the car is new or the > > wife. > > > > > > > > > i take my wife everywhere > > but she keeps finding her way back. > > > > > > > > > we always hold hands. if i let go she shops. > > > > > :lol: :lol: :lol: 8 8 8 :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: regards amit seth.
Introduce each department with funny one liners
Hello everyone... hope you are doing well at your end. i am planning to make a ppt for each and every department in my organisation... my theme is to introduce each and every department in funny one liners... can i please request you to suggest me some funny one liners to introduce sales team operations team complaince team customer service team thanks and regards leena
Love vs. marriage
Love vs marriage love is wonder ful par marriage is beautiful. love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. marriage is having a candle light dinner just the two of us no else to bother. love is cuddling on a sofa. marriage is honeymoon on that sofa everyday. love is talking about having children. marriage is having children. love is going to bed early. marriage is enjoying in bed till late night no one to disturb and no hurry because both will be there in the morning no matter what. love is a romantic drive. marriage is romance and lovely drive thru out life time. love is losing your appetite. marriage is enjoying being in your appetite. love is sweet nothing in the ear. marriage is yummy everybody parts . tv has no place in love.. marriage is enjoying popcorn with each other at home. love is 1 drink and 2 straws. marriage is 1 drink 1 straw. conclusion: "love is blind marriage is superb":huh:
Cool one liners
Hi all enjoy some cool one liners... :icon10: 001 one 1 regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving. 2 having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a referee. 3 marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband 4 i believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. i tried but they wanted cash. 5 a child s greatest period of growth is the month after you ve purchased new school uniforms. 6 don t feel bad. a lot of people have no talent. 7 don t marry the person you want to live with marry the one you cannot live without but whatever you do you ll regret it later. 8 you can t buy love but you pay heavily for it. 9 bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 10 laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 11 marriage is give and take. you d better give it to her or she ll take it anyway. 12 my wife and i always compromise. i admit i m wrong and she agrees with me. 13 those who can t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 14 ladies first. pretty ladies sooner. 15 a successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. 16 you re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 17 it doesn t matter how often a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss. 18 real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 19 saving is the best thing. especially when your parents have done it for you. 20 wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 21 they call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak 22 man: is there any way for long life? dr: get married. man: will it help? dr: no but then the thought of long life will never come. 23why do couples hold hands during their wedding? it s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins 24wife: darling today is our anniversary what should we do? husband: let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 25there is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 26there is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it. :icon10:::beatup: regards lueamit seth.
!!! know abt ur marriage in 5 mins--it really works!!!!
Choose a number between 1 and 7 and know what sort of marriage you will be having get ready.... think abt the no. ok wait now.. u r sure right don change your mind again is it done ok here goes the result: place the pointer of mouse in front of number u have thought and drag it to right side. 1. arranged marriage 2. no marriageoops 3. love marriage 4. lo white"vearranged marriage 5. marriage with friend 6. you will have more than one marriagegreatplease invite me for all 7. y ou ll go against your parents and marry reply me what number you selected