No More Questions ????

one more.........


> Once in America a plane crashed, only a
>monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the
>monkey
>was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The
>officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the
>monkey.
>
> Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Tying their belts"
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Checking the system"
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Looking for my people"
>
> Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
>
> Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
>
> Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Make up"
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Nothing"
>
> Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
>
> Monkey: "All were sleeping"
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
> Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
>
> Officer: What were you doing?
>
> Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!
>
>
> No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey Buddy,
Good one.....wish this never happns in real life.
Regards,
Sonit Singh

hi,
I'm relatively new member. I's feeling very down today. first thing in the morning i read the monkey joke you posted. I'm still laughing. thanx. keep brightening up gloomy days.
DK