 one liners
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is husband !
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
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