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seeyesand Started The Discussion:

Shetan ki 3 nishanian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1=EMAIL milte hi parhta hey. :twisted:

2=parhte hue hansta hey.:twisted:


3=neeche mat jana—->:twisted:

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..:twisted:
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Chand par kaali ghata chati toh hogi, 8)
sitarao ko muskurahatt aati toh hogi, 8)
tum laakh chupao dunya se magar,8)
akele mai tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi.... :lol: :lol:
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Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna... 8)
dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai... 8)
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. 8)
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!! :lol: :lol:

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tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge 8)
tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge 8)
sharafat se EMAIL bhejte rehna 8)
varna kaan ke niche denge :beatup: :beatup: :beatup:
aur fir rone bhi nahi denge :oops: :oops:


Fizao mein tum ho, 8)
Hawao mein tum ho, 8)
Baharo mein tum ho, 8)
Dhop mein tum ho, 8)
Chhaon mein tum ho, 8)
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka 8)
koi thikana nahi hota. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Surat par aapki fida ho kar, 8)
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai, 8)
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye, 8)
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Ladke bhi unke saath the 8) 8)
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. 8) 8)
..HUMARI MAANGE :x :x :x :x
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:




Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya, 8)
Auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya , 8)
Isbarbadi ki hamne gazal banadi , 8)
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya 8)

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, 8)
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, 8)
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, 8)
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

shrutiarjun - Contributing Member
Hey Seeyesand.............

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NO SHAYARI LOVERS!!!!!!!! on CITEHR??????
HONGE BHI KAISE TUMNE APNE SHAYARI MEIN SHAITANON :twisted: :evil: KO BAR BARKAR
BHOOT BANGLA JOH BANA DIYA.....BEWAJAH HI
SABKE HOSH JOH UDADIYA....... :wink:

AATE HAIN HUMOUR SECTION MEIN RELIEVE KARNE KUCH TENSION
TUMNE THO KARDIYA ISKO HORROR SESSION.

ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING:

LIKHTHE HO APNA TAREEF "SEEYESAND" PATHA CHALGAYA HAIN
HUMKO TUM KITNE HO SANT DEKKAR TUMHARI SHAYARI KA ANTT. :oops: :evil:

SUDHAR JAO AB BHI TIME BAHUT HAIN BHAKI :wink:


JUST CHEER CHEER :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P


Regards..........Sindhu

seeyesand - Contributing Member
Wow!!!!!!!!! shruti UR A GOOD SHAYAR YAAR!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :)
MERI KHOJ KHATHAM HO GAYI.... :wink: :wink:
i have sent those mails..........so that u can tease ur friends yaar....
i don't have the intention of hurting anyone... :) :)

shrutiarjun - Contributing Member
Hey Seeye Good Morning.........Shayari bahut hain aur bhi Bhaki :wink: :P ...Oh really :wink: No heart feeling and Tear Tear only Cheer Cheer :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Best Regards, Sindhu

seeyesand - Contributing Member
ok shruti

here it comes CHEER CHEER SHAYARI...


Tez hava ka jhonka aya :)
sath me teri khushbu laya :)
tab mere dil me khayal aya :idea:
mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya :? :?


MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, :)
PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA, :)
IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO :)
EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. :) (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO... :) )

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? :?: :?:
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, :D ur friend is also my son that's Confidential. :? :? :?

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji. :) :) 8) 8)
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die! :oops: :oops: :oops:
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Swamiji.. :evil: :evil: :evil:



Ultimate answer while changing d job.

Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job? :?: :?:
Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where... :idea: :idea: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Interviewer: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Lady: Muje Talak chahiye :x :x :x
SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai 8) 8) 8)
LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.
:oops: :oops: :oops:

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Originally Posted by shrutiarjun
Hey Seeye Good Morning.........Shayari bahut hain aur bhi Bhaki :wink: :P

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MERI KHOJ KHATHAM HO GAYI....
...Oh really :wink:

No heart feeling and Tear Tear only Cheer Cheer :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best Regards,

Sindhu

shrutiarjun - Contributing Member
Hey Seeye......... :P

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison :wink:

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne useey nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha :P

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hain.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai. :shock:

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EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO... )
Iss par mujhe Ek JOKE Yaad Aaya........................

Santa ne rah chalte notice kiya Diwaar par Kuch lika tha
Gorr se Dekha tho "Padnewala Gaddha Likha tha"
Thaav mein Aakar Santa ne badal dali Likhwat and
Ek Karaara Jawab Likhdiya "LIKHNEWALA GADDHA HAI" :shock: :P
Ab Tum Bathao hey Seeye Jo Likhebhi aur Padebhi woh Kya Hai :wink:


Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!

Lastely Hey See dont' stop writing Shayaris.....for that one small shayari For U exclusively........... :wink: :P

Aye dost aur bee likha karo shayari
Zaroor terah bhee naam ho jayega
Log fekenge Andey Tamater
To raat ki subji ka intzaam ho Jayega :wink: :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards,
:P

Sindhu

seeyesand - Contributing Member
HI SHRUTI ..............
WHY I SAID "GHUSTAKE MAAF HO" IS .........SO THAT U LL NOT FEEL HURT BY READING......IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
U PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY LEG SO LONGGGGGGGGGGG

EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO... )


HERE IS THE REPLY..........TAYYAR HO JAO....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

UR DOUBT:

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Ab Tum Bathao hey Seeye Jo Likhebhi aur Padebhi woh Kya Hai
its very simple yaar .......use SHRUTI kehte hai......

SHRUTI......now its serious.. 8) 8)

U R MY BEST, SMART, 8) CUTE, 8) LOVABLE, 8) SWEETEST 8) nd INTELIGENT 8) FRIEND.

NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Police ko body mili hai, 8)
Kale Dant hai, 8)
Ghosle jaise bal hai, 8)
Shakal paglo vali hai, 8)
Pair ulte hai, 8)
Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai. :? :?
Zara EMAIL to karo,tasalli ho jayegi. :twisted: :twisted: :D :lol: :lol:


May God give u,

Tata ka status, 8)

Vajpayee ki dhiraj, 8)

Laaden ki himmat, 8)

Bill Gates ki income, 8)

Bush ki taqat, 8)

baaki...

MENDAK ka dimag to hai hee.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..:?: :?: :?: :?:
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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
i should not interfere.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

shrutiarjun - Contributing Member
Hey Seeye....... :P Sorry :?: ...Don't worry.....ye loh.. kuch shayari jo tumhari Tabeeyat khardey Hari........... :P :wink:

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... :wink:


Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! :wink: :P


Jalne ko aag kahte hai,Bujhe ko raakh kahte hai,
Cobra ko naag kahte hai, Garden ko baagh kahte hai
aur jo aap ke paas nahi hai usko demaagh kahte hai. :P


Earth may stop rotating,birds may stop flying,
candles may stop melting, Fishes may stop swimming,
heart may stop beating,but your “Brain” will never start working. :wink:

when i was born the devil said oh!no another angel but
when u were born the devil said aaillla competition


Kyon Seeye ......Tabiyat hui kuch hari-bhari..... :wink: :P

By the way, my name is Sindhu......and you can send more
shayaris Bandu...... :wink:


:P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

seeyesand - Contributing Member
Hey Shruti............................................ 8) 8)

Maine socha tha ke tum badlogi apni gathi 8) 8)
par afsoos tumne nahi jalaye dimag ke bathi :idea: :idea: :idea: .......oh yaad aya...u cant use wot u dont have! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shruti......palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, 8)
badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, 8)
aasani se nahi mile ho tum 8)
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


Someday u may lose ur hair. 8)
u may lose ur teeth- :lol:
ur money :roll:
&
even lose ur ....... :twisted: :twisted:
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur brain & good looks. 8) 8)
coz u cant lose wot u dont have! :wink: :wink: :wink:


wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, 8) Attractive, 8) Terrific, 8) Cute 8) ...I Stare, 8) I smile :) n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! :) :)



Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, :? :?
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... :( :(
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, 8) 8)
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...... :wink: :wink: :wink:


U r a GENIUS.... :idea: Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. :idea:
It is Divided in two parts... 8) 8)
LEFT & RIGHT 8)
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & :wink: :wink:
In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai 8)
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai 8)
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai 8)
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! :roll: :roll:
Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

By the way, ur name is shrutiarjun......and you can send more
shayaris har din......

Seeyesand
:lol: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

shrutiarjun - Contributing Member
Hi Seeye...........See....See :P

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi. :wink: :P


Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
tere liye chand taare tod denge,
Tere liye khushiyon ke darwaze khol denge,
ek baar has ke to dikha tere saare daant tod denge. :wink: :P


COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI,
ABHI DEKHONA EK NIRALA BANDER SCREEN PAR
PADRAHA HAI EMAILS DHADHADHAD DHADADHAD :shock: :wink:

Mazaa Aaya......Seeye :wink:

Happy Weekend :P

regards

Sindhu

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