STRICTLY 4 SHAYARI LOVERS....ENDJOY..SORRY...ENJOY

SEEEYE...........CC.......................SEE


Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like Hiiii, Helloooo, Good Morning, Good After Noon,Good Evening..Good Night & So On
Now Here’s My Simple Fresh Line

”Can U Smile 4 Once. . . ?”


OH....Go and get a check up at the Dentist at once
there are cavity in your Gums, SHUT your mouth at once…….otherwise infection ka hai Chance…Tumsey tho Brush bhi nahi hotha once..Player se Nikalenge saarey Daant tho karney lagogey Dance


Bachey Mankey Sachey…SATYA…hmmm bikul sahi hai bachey
Yeh tumhey bataney keliye kitney shayari hai mainey karchey
Tumney examination pass kiye KG ke bhi dekkar chotey chotey parchey
Hmm… samajhgaye na Bewakoofi shayari se kitna SHORR ho machatey



YAAD KARTEY HAIN AAPKO HAR KISIKI PITAIII MEIN
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,
HUM MILENGE AAPKO CITEHRWA KI HUMOUR SECTIONWA MAIN
MAZA AATA hain AAPKi TAANG KHINCHAIiii MEIN




Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna




wARna
GADHA mar jayega







What Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
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Agar Tum Mil Jao ”Kamana Chorh Denge Hum”







Ek khwab ek khayal ek haqeekat ho tum
dosti main padne wali har zaroorat ho tum...
jisko roz SHAYARI MAIL KARNA PADEY AJAB MUSEEBAT HO ho tum





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Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.



Chao..............and Dhoom Machao




Regards........................................... ....................Sindhu

SSSSSSHHHH...........RUT.......................HII IIIII

hOO......Hamey khud check UP karte hai.....CAVEty ki baath sunkar humey bhi GUM ki yaad dilate hai......BUT hum pehle karenge CUT usskey baad me PUT karenge phir SHUT cavity ko.......hum karenge ENCHANCE issme hai bilkul ADVANCE infection ka koi nahi hai CHANCE......Hame khOOb aatha hai as to how to CRUSH...leyenge aap me ek nayi FLUSH......karenge with full RUSH......aap nahi rehsakte HUSH.......e sabhi BATein related to HOW TO BRUSH........pLAYER pe jab hum dalenge ek pyari si gaant tho aapki khushi me e karega ENHANCE

(Quote: OH....Go and get a check up at the Dentist at once
there are cavity in your Gums, SHUT your mouth at once…….otherwise infection ka hai Chance…Tumsey tho Brush bhi nahi hotha once..Player se Nikalenge saarey Daant tho karney lagogey Dance)

Tho aap mante hai k mai sache BAaT boltha hu...mmmmh jo jai sirf aur sirf aachey
Hamey BATana chahte hai...zaroor sunenge upar se nichey
Aap k pass shayad BADEY BADEY hai...dekh kar bOOl sakte hai e kitney hai sachey
mmHH... SHORR MORE & MORE hum chahte hai e rahe apun always machatey

(Quote: Bachey Mankey Sachey…SATYA…hmmm bikul sahi hai bachey
Yeh tumhey bataney keliye kitney shayari hai mainey karchey
Tumney examination pass kiye KG ke bhi dekkar chotey chotey parchey
Hmm… samajhgaye na Bewakoofi shayari se kitna SHORR ho machatey)

Wow aap hamey yaad kartey hain har KISSKEY PITaii mein
Hum aap se milenge bilkul akele mein
Hum dhOOnde aapko citehrwa ki humour sectionwa mein
Maza ke saath saath bahut saara aatha hai meri taANG khichaii mein

(Quote: YAAD KARTEY HAIN AAPKO HAR KISIKI PITAIII MEIN
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,
HUM MILENGE AAPKO CITEHRWA KI HUMOUR SECTIONWA MAIN
MAZA AATA hain AAPKi TAANG KHINCHAIiii MEIN)


Kya aapko GADHA ka pOOra matlab malOOm hai:

Gorgeous
Affectionate
Delicious
Humble
AuRUT

Iss liye e accident ka bahana banake humsey bahut kuch chate hai...hum inhe kabhi bhi manaa nahi karte
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WARna
e mere bina mar jayenge....aap jaise masOOm bachi ko bhi e BAat patha hona chahehey........So I am eagerly waiting to give

(Quote: Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna


wARna
GADHA mar jayega)



Thanks Buddy!! aap ne sahi pehchana apun aapko mUseeBAT dekhana chahte hai......

(Quote: Ek khwab ek khayal ek haqeekat ho tum
dosti main padne wali har zaroorat ho tum...
jisko roz SHAYARI MAIL KARNA PADEY AJAB MUSEEBAT HO ho tum)

khuda ki rahmate sab par barse,
mere hisse ki rahmate mere yaar par barse,,
ya khuda mujhe bana dena pani,
kabhi jo mera dost pyass se tarse...!!


Chao..............and Dhoom2 Machao


Regards........................................... ....................Seyesand

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SHRUTI

Eagerly waiting 4 ur reply

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Namaskar aur kya hain samachar……..eyees...
ab ada karogey tum apni bewakoofiyon ka Fees
tumhey neeche bhejtey time GOD Brain add karna kargaya Miss... samjhatey samhjhatey humari bhi akal gaya hain Giss.......


Tedhe medhe, oonche neeche hai Zindagi ke raste.
Nagar palika ko khat bhejo marammat ke vaste!


Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahin,
apni aankhon se kabhi aansu bahate nahin,
zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehare kyon na ho,
DETTOL ke siwa hum kuchh lagate nahin!




Santa's Dukhda:
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuchh khaas hua nahin.
Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha,
par afsos ke LOAN pass hua nahin!




Woh mud mud ke SEEYE ko dekh rahi thi aur Seeye unhey.
Kyonki exam mein na Seeye ko kuchh aata tha aur na unhey



Kaahe javat college ko, kaahe karat padhai,
number utne hi aaney hai, jitne ki chit banayi!





What will jyoti call her grand daughter ?
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Its.Simple ............POTHI





IF Engineer Starts Making Films.
The Names Will Be . . .
“Current Ho na Ho”
“Jaanam Supply Karo”
“Aa Ab B.Tech Karain”
“Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C”
“Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia”
“Engineer No.1″
“Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi”
“Input Wale Output Le Jayenge”
“Maine Engineering Kion Li ?”




Alfaaz ki nahi hai Dosti,
Dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
Nazdeek hotey to manzar hi kya hota,
door se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.
Issliye Brush Kiya karo rozana theen Bar thaki aaju baju waley Saans le sakey bina koi rokdam ki





OK C..... U....... CSindhu

Namaskar aur ye hain samachar.......shRUThi.....
aab aap badlogi apni gathi.......

(Quote: Namaskar aur kya hain samachar……..eyees...
ab ada karogey tum apni bewakoofiyon ka Fees )

Hamey neche bhejne ki BAaT aap math kijiye Miss....aap ko bahut kuch samjake hum karenge tehas nehas aur Gissa Giss Gisssssss.....
(Quote: tumhey neeche bhejtey time GOD Brain add karna kargaya Miss... samjhatey samhjhatey humari bhi akal gaya hain Giss.......)

TEDhe medhe OONche neeche hai zINdagi ke RAASte.
Seeye ko khat behjo OOcHIT marammat ke vaste!

(Quote:Tedhe medhe, oonche neeche hai Zindagi ke raste.
Nagar palika ko khat bhejo marammat ke vaste!)

Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahin,
apni aankhon se kabhi aansu bahate nahin,
zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehare kyon na ho,
deTALL savlON ke siwa hum kuchh nahi laGATE nahin

(Quote: Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahin,
apni aankhon se kabhi aansu bahate nahin,
zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehare kyon na ho,
DETTOL ke siwa hum kuchh lagate nahin!)


Aap ki IN titles mey:

jaanam SUPPLY karo
aa abb b.tech kaRAIN
FUSE lagaya tou darna kia
INPUT wale OUTPUT le jayenge....kuch khass hai

(Quote: IF Engineer Starts Making Films.
The Names Will Be . . .
“Current Ho na Ho”
“Jaanam Supply Karo”
“Aa Ab B.Tech Karain”
“Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C”
“Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia”
“Engineer No.1″
“Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi”
“Input Wale Output Le Jayenge”
“Maine Engineering Kion Li ?”)

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!



OK C..... me....... shuuuuuRUThiiiiii...........Seeyesand.:icon 1:

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Helloooo........Seeye............
The best thing i like about you is your “SHARAFAT”
you are full of……. 1% SHER (Shayari) & 99 % AaFAT




pattey gir sakte hai, ped nahi.
suraj doob sakta hai, aasman nahi.
dharti sukh sakti hai, daria nahi.
duniya sudhar sakti hai, par aap nahi.





I think tum zindagi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay badthey chalay jao gay
quoomki jahaan bhi jao gay
log kahaingey chal phooot ....... agay ho.





Tum Paas Aey..
Yun Muskuraey..
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..
Ab to Mera DiL..Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…
Kya Seeye Tumse To Brush bhi...Teek se Nahi hota hai..!!




Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=
I’ve done my part..




Dost Tumhari GF ka phone aaya tha”
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na maro mere dewane ko
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Hockey Stick, Hunter, Sadeley Andey bhi tho hai aajmaney ko..




I Like GrapesBcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like U...Bcoz…u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum‘on Seeye,
Its just A
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Fact.



Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.



Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
but kintu parantu koi wajah ke saath of course
otherwise.....people will prescribe Medicine




Chao.......humey hardam acchi achchi shayari liketey hue pao



Regards.......................Sindhu

Helloooo........Shruti............

The best thing i like about you is your "UNDERSTANDING"
boletho.....you make to FULLY underSTAND........100%

(Quote: The best thing i like about you is your “SHARAFAT”
you are full of……. 1% SHER (Shayari) & 99 % AaFAT)


Tho aapko mera AAGE JAANA bahOOt pasand hai....Log kahe ya na kahe par aap ek baar kehke tho dekhiye hum AAGE AISE BADKE dikhayenge..........aap kahenge chal abb phOOOOt kardo tOOt bajao FLUTE......karo non-stop SHOOTTTTTTT
(Quote: I think tum zindagi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay badthey chalay jao gay
quoomki jahaan bhi jao gay
log kahaingey chal phooot ....... agay ho.)

Aap meri monKEY ko smile karte hue dekhna chahte hai...kitna ucHIT vichar hai...Now let me do my pART...shall I START???

(Quote: Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=
I’ve done my part..)


Aap ko bONeless things bahOOt pasand hai.........ye BAaT hai tho hum aapki ucHIT seva karenge
But I like U.....bcoz or ur huge BRAins......
HAA.....HAAA....HAAAA....
Felt gOOd??
Aakhirkar aapne humey signal diya hai to CUM ON....
Its just a
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fACT to ATTRACT... SUBSTRACT....INTACT.....REACT.... EXTRACT never ending everlasTING......contrACT...huhuahahahahahha

(Quote: I Like GrapesBcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like U...Bcoz…u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum‘on Seeye,
Its just A
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Fact.)



Chao.......humey hardam acchi achchi shayari mHITey hue pao

Regards.......................Seeyesand

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zzzzz

Hmmm……even Tongue is boneless…….that’s why you can so much Blah Blah Blah……….aapko zarroorat hain THAGDA DOSE ki padthey hi Jo hojayega Body bhi Boneless



Look at the sky
see God’s wonder!
Look at the moon
see God’s glory!
Look at the mirror
see God’s blunder!!
Jisko ki panda chahiye Dhamakedaar HUNTER




You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..





Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
If you continue taking senseless matter
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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the you will not be able to anything UTTER





Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 number se koi call aaye
toh attend nahi karna ,
werna insan ban jaoge…
sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hain.
SO BE CAREFUL!!






Chal Phooot…Bhakwaas .shayari ke naye GOL Ghoot
Phir karthey hain Dhulai tumhari voice karkey MUTE
Rothey rehnaaa phir Phooooot Phoooot



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Hi Shruti...

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Mmmmmmmh......even tONgue is bONless????....boletho aap mujse kuch chupa rahe hai.....e "even" ka matlab kya hai????? ham bhi sirf aur sirf tONgue ki BAaT kar rahe tey na jaane aap kya samaj BAiTeEEE.....haaaaaa mujhe zarOOrat hai THAGDA DOSE ki........ jaani jo pehle se hai bONless ussey aap kya banaugEEEE

(Quote: zzzzz
Hmmm……even Tongue is boneless…….that’s why you can so much Blah Blah Blah……….aapko zarroorat hain THAGDA DOSE ki padthey hi Jo hojayega Body bhi Boneless)

E ladkiyon ki ek bahOOt buri aadat hai...hamesha sheesha saamne rakthi hai....aur unhey UNDER aisey WONDER BLUNDER nazar aatey hai...Jab humsey hoga ENCOUNTER the way i ENTER jab hum dono karenge BANTER hummey paogi ek PAINTER will make U to become my CHANTER

(Quote: Look at the mirror
see God’s blunder!!
Jisko ki panda chahiye Dhamakedaar HUNTER)

Nadaan ladki CUTE boletho......

Creating
UseFULL
Troubles
Everywhere

(Quote: You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..)


Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
I continue talking senseFULL MATTER.....hum hai the GO-GETTER....aur ek bahut hi BADiya SPLITTER...very very hard HITTER.....it may sound BITTER...par e me layega ek naya GLITTER.....jungle ki language u will definitely non-stop UTTER........abb samaj me aaya MATTER

(Quote: Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
If you continue taking senseless matter
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
the you will not be able to anything UTTER)


Chi Chi I never expected this from U ............aap ne saab ko CHEAT kiya...aap se ye umeed kabhi nahi thi...apni address galat bataake logon ko gumrah karte ho....delhi kehte ho par sach baath tho kabhi na kabhi saamna aana tha aur aaj iss message se sab logon ke saamne aaya....aap SIALKOT me rehte hai...hahahhhuuuueehahaha

(Quote: Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 number se koi call aaye
toh attend nahi karna ,
werna insan ban jaoge…
sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hain.
SO BE CAREFUL!!)


Hum zar00r GOL ko ghoot ghoot karenge SHOOT
Hilakar rakhdenge aapke saarey ROOT
Dikhayenge kaise chalna hai in different ROUTE
Kabhi na rehne denge aapko bilkul MUTE
Hum dhyan denge har cheese pe BAADA ho ya MINUTE
Hamey patha hai FLUTE aapko karega SUIT

(Quote: Chal Phooot…Bhakwaas .shayari ke naye GOL Ghoot
Phir karthey hain Dhulai tumhari voice karkey MUTE
Rothey rehnaaa phir Phooooot Phoooot)

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Hiiii Seeye.........




Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.



Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah kya namoona Dost diya,
Bilkul Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!




Kya aap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqaie Gadhay kay sar par seengh nahi hotay




In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth




Kya tum Ped pe chad sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.





Life is Short, Live it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I have defeated U, Accept it and Publish It




..............................Sindhu