STRICTLY 4 SHAYARI LOVERS....ENDJOY..SORRY...ENJOY

Hi Seeye..........Email karnemein koi kasar nahin chodenge... :P

Oh....so you were very busy working....working....aapki mehnat jaroor rang layegi.....Ok now time for some refreshment for U:


1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne mail karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all the abiove so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! :P

I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! :P


To live a life we need brains,reflexes,luck,iIQ,knowledge, expression, perception, and mental qualification.....hats off to you,for managing without them!!! :P

A magic- Om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U :P

Chalo bahut refresh hogaye ho lag jao ab kaam par



Regards,

Sindhu

Hey Shruti..........

NOW ITS TIME 4 U TO PRESS F5

READY HO JAO..............


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You cheated me

You didn't close your eyes

So, no Surprises for you



Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,

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tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...




A to Z abt U

A : u r Active

B : u r Best

C : u r Cute

D : u r my Dearest

E : u r Excellent

F : u r alwayz First

G : u r Great
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Sorry can't lie till Z... :? :?




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bakara is still reading this mail....!!!! !!!


seeyesand

Hey Seeye........Lagtha hain AAJ badey Fursat mein ho......OK


........F5 tho Find replace keliye hota hain.......find tho tumhe karliya hain replacement abhi baad mein karenge....as aapke jaise SAMPLES....milne mein time lagtha hain.....mera Jawab sunkar Tum Ab karoge PRESS....F1

.......oh really........par thum mat karna.....there should always be a difference ....hum nahin chahtey ki aapki Nasal ka itni Jaldi Extinct hojana....... :P


....Bahut sahi pehchana apne aapko....... :P

To relieve your tensions ........here's a break for U:


Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it? IT thinks that:INTEL INSIDE, IDIOT OUTSIDE. :P

Regards,
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Sindhu

Shruti..........

Arrey BUDDHU..............grow-up..........F5 is for refresh(i said.."its time for you to press F5").......u might have checked in msword and found that it is for replace......msword se bi aagey duniya hai........in general F5 is used for refresh........



by ****** u mean INTELLIGENT .........thanks yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!........shayad aaj kal MINTOS (Dimag ki batti jalarahehooooo........)


I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.



2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u U know whose?? ............zyada math soch ...........YOUR OWN


A baby monkey asks her Mother, Mother why r we so ugly? The Mother says to her, don't stress my baby................ after seeing the person, who is reading this mail ur opinion will change!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seeyesand

Hey Seeye........I think......you reaaly require more powerful doses:


. ………..hey dear since when you are the one who is ready to share and took the initiative……I think it would be apt if “ Iss Shubh Kaam ka shuruwaat aapke ATM Card se Ho…....


Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam :P

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo... :P

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP, SMART HAI, CHARMING HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAMP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Hope now you feel better........... :P Sindhu

Hey Shruti......................

On one hand u say:

and on the other hand u say:

they are contradicting yaar..........GOD MADE MISTAKE AGAINA N AGAIN (by creating u)

Let me clear ur "GALATFAIMI" ..............



Ek pyaari si murath


Ek nazuk ada


Thodi si shararat


Ooncha udne ka armaan


Sabse alag sabse judha


Jiski hai pyaari har ek ada

Sapne me bhi koi na chahe usse juda

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Thanks aapne mere bare me itna pada




A Rose Rs.7
A Card Rs.25,
A Lunch Rs.200,
Movie Rs.150
But a friend like u
is"Priceless" ...
Zyada udo mat...
Priceless bole to "FOKAT"!


Cow, ant & a Monkey are debating on who is the greatest among them


So here it goes..................




Cow : I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.




Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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Hello - Why are you scrolling down ???

It's your turn now--- please speak up.........!!!!





Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar ............ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar ...........bin tere hum jee na payenge .............tum na hoge to hum...........
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.


Waiting 4 ur reply............

seeyesand

Hey Seeye.....lagtha hain tumhe Bumper Doses ki zaroorat hain: :P

......Bilkul sahi farmaya seeye.....kyonki MUJHE THO AAPKO ULLU BANANE KI ZAROORAT HI NAHIN HAIN........(AAP THO READYMADE HI HO) :P :P :P


and dear....in almost every post of yours there is some mention of Monkeys....Lagtha hain Bahut Prabhavit hain Bandaron se....Aakhir Kyon na ho.....Karbooje ko dekkar Karbooja rang badaltha hain :P

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. :P :P :P

Kyon Mazaa aya Seeye........ Sindhu

Hey Shruti........

good yaar.........i did not expect ur reply this fast......

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Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled

So........... U started dreaming abt ME .............hotha hai ........ hotha hai........ ..achha logon ke sangath milne par aisaa hota hai.......

do u know the meaning of "paap"

paap means:

p..pichle janam ke
a.achhey aur
a.awwal
p.punyh karam


ur lucky to have me as ur friend.......


3 monkeys escaped from zoo...




1st monkey is watching T.V.



2nd monkey is listening to Radio.




and the 3rd monkey..............

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shruti......
why ru thinking like that......


3rd monkey is still missing.

NOTE: why i mention about monkey in my mails??? bcoz...........ask urself what u thought abt urself when i said the 3rd monkey is........




seeyesand

hmmm......hum reply dene mein kabhi der nahin karthey……

OK….Yeh kya Seeye tum tho cutting editing karke apni batton ko illustrate kar rahe ho…….Yeh Teek nahin….


Baap re Baap….PAAP ka bhi Matlab badal dala……hmmm. Kyon nahin….Shaitan hi aise kaam kar sakthey hain….. :P

Hey Seeye……Shayari ka Silsila tho kabhi Katm nahin ho saktha………but I think somewhere we have to put a full stop…..hence ….thank You friend for your mind blowing Shayaris and I hope, I have been able to post some replies….as expected by you in your initial post……..

Aur ya........Otherwise yeh Bandar….Hathi ….Cheenti ………..Anda pehle aaya ya Murgi yeh sab tho chalta hi rahta hain.......Let me catch you now in some other Post..........Bye friend……………. :P

Keep Smiling..... Sindhu

Hey Shruti............

SORRY YAAR!!!!!!!!!!! if i have hurt ur feelings......

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Shayari ka Silsila tho kabhi Katm nahin ho saktha………but I think somewhere we have to put a full stop

the most dangerous, hurting, bad and what all words used by U are

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Bye friend…………….

plz don't say that yaar.......

My intention was not to hurt U.........
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I JUST THOUGHT OF CONTRADICTING UR MAILS IN A HUMOUROUS WAY

I always welcome ur mails yaar

I ENJOYED THEM A LOT......WHILE READING SOME I FEEL DOWN FROM MY CHAIR.......

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PLZ DO REPLY

seeyesand