STRICTLY 4 SHAYARI LOVERS....ENDJOY..SORRY...ENJOY

Hey Shruti............................................

Maine socha tha ke tum badlogi apni gathi
par afsoos tumne nahi jalaye dimag ke bathi .......oh yaad aya...u cant use wot u dont have!

Shruti......palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!


Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money
&
even lose ur .......
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur brain & good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u dont have!


wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive, Terrific, Cute ...I Stare, I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!



Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, :? :?
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho......


U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE.
It is Divided in two parts...
LEFT & RIGHT
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... &
In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha!
Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

By the way, ur name is shrutiarjun......and you can send more
shayaris har din......

Seeyesand

Hi Seeye...........See....See :P

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi. :P


Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
tere liye chand taare tod denge,
Tere liye khushiyon ke darwaze khol denge,
ek baar has ke to dikha tere saare daant tod denge. :P


COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI,
ABHI DEKHONA EK NIRALA BANDER SCREEN PAR
PADRAHA HAI EMAILS DHADHADHAD DHADADHAD

Mazaa Aaya......Seeye

Happy Weekend :P

regards

Sindhu

Hi Shruti,

Ab tum apne tabiyat tek karo...

Fizao mein tum ho,
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka
koi thikana nahi hota.


Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.




Read slowly
u r que tea,
luv lee,
grey ate,
on nest,
at track thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!!


WISH YOU A HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!!

SEEYESAND

Hi Shruti,

NO ANSWER????
SHAYARI KHATAM HO GAYE KYA

seeyesand

Hey Seeye.......don't arrive at any conclusions......here's some more shayari for you to cheer ....


Tareef ke kaabil hum kahan?
Charcha to aapki chalti hai

Sab kuchh to hai aapke paas
Bas Seeng aur Poonchh ki kami khalti hai..!! :P

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Pathey Gir Saktheyhain, Ped Nahin
Sooraj Doob saktha hain Aasman nahi
Darthi Sook sakthi hain Dhariya nahin
Duniya Sudhar sakhthi hain par Aap nahin

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Oopar wale ne jab aapko Bheja
Toh aisa Bheja ki bheja mein BHEJA hi nahi Bejha :P
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If your DIL MAANGE MORE.......DO LET ME KNOW......HUM NAHI KARENGE AAPKO BORE

Regards,
:P
Sindhu

Hi Shruti,

OF COURSE MERA DIL MANGEY MORE ....................TO TEASE U A LITTLE MORE..................ABB APNE GHUTNEY PE LAGAO THODA ZHOR................AFTER READING THE FOLLOWING DON'T MAKE SHOOR.....

here it comes............


Tum pas aay... yu muskuraye... apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... Dekh kar mera dil.. . phoot phoot kar rota hai... kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.
1. Pooja kiya karo...
Taki tum kushi se jee sako.
2. Nahaa liya karo.
Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...


U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!


Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
AUR TERE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.


Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!


Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you ..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!


What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !


Sumtimes i feel wat i earnd in life,money? naa!
name? naa!
fame? naa!
bt i erned d mst precious thing frnd lke u...Bole to

"ANOKHA NAMUNA"

3 WAYS TO BRAKE A MIRROR

1) Drop Down The Mirror
2) Throw A Stone On The Mirror
3) You Go in Front Of The Mirror & Just Smile...


seeyesand

Hey Shruti,

WHAT HAPPENED.......... NO REPLY

seeyesand

hey the shayries r really cool.....maan

Hey Seeye.........some more for you to cheer. :P

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi :P


Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry you’ll find me there too not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! Ha

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playing cards n i'm missing the joker!! :P

There’s an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text :P

It is very rightly said..............

Smiling is infectious u catch it like the flu when someone smiled at me today I sarted smiling too, now im infected I have sent it thru this text so now you are smiling who will it go to next?

BE SATISFIED WITH THESE.........WILL SEND YOU MORE IF YOUR DIL MAANGE MORE

Regards,

Sindhu

Hi Shruti,

SORRY I HAD SOME WORK!!!!!!!!

one thing.........MERA DIL HAMESHA MANGE MORE...

mera dil kabhi bi NAKKO nahi boltha........

here are some shayaris for U

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
"Ab to naha lo"



Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga


Marne par humain janat mile na mile,
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
EMAIL karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar system mile na mile

bye
seeyesand.