Doctor's Certificate...!!!!.. CiteHR

Amitmhrm Started The Discussion:

To Whom so ever it may concern

This is to Certify that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week.

Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes. In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:


Amit Seth.

Maria Merlin -  Member Since: Nov 2007
Hai Amit, Is this the certificate given by your family doctor???? :) :) :) regards, Maria Merlin

Amitmhrm -  Member Since: Feb 2007
Thank u Binu, Venu and Maria... :D :D :D 8) 8) No dear.. He was from Chennai.. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Raj Meritech -  Member Since: Sep 2007
Amit Ji,
You should be a doctor. You could earn lots of money through employees by making false medical certificate and I was your permanent patient to make medical certificate :roll: :roll: :roll: .


Amitmhrm -  Member Since: Feb 2007
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Amitmhrm -  Member Since: Feb 2007
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot, but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Adrineth -  Member Since: Apr 2009
Very sound advise indeed. I chuckled my way through the medical certificate :icon1::icon1::icon1:

shrutiarjun -  Member Since: Sep 2007
Hi Amit....How’s Life?......Long time No... C:) Good one.......Sweety needs one:-D:icon6:

Amitmhrm -  Member Since: Feb 2007
Thanks.. Can get it from any of the Medical Hospital after some undertable performance.. :wink:


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