Amitmhrm Started The Discussion:
To Whom so ever it may concern

This is to Certify that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week.

Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes. In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Regards,
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:

Regards,

Amit Seth.
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad

Hai Amit, Is this the certificate given by your family doctor???? :) :) :) regards, Maria Merlin
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Madras
Thank u Binu, Venu and Maria... :D :D :D 8) 8) No dear.. He was from Chennai.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
Amit Ji,
You should be a doctor. You could earn lots of money through employees by making false medical certificate and I was your permanent patient to make medical certificate :roll: :roll: :roll: .


Thanks
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Gurgaon
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good suggestions Raj... 8) 8) 8) But kya karoon.. i tried a lot, but always failed.. because of false answers.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Posted 27th December 2007 From India, Ahmadabad
Very sound advise indeed. I chuckled my way through the medical certificate :icon1::icon1::icon1:
Posted 21st April 2009 From South Africa, Durban
Hi Amit....How’s Life?......Long time No... C:) Good one.......Sweety needs one:-D:icon6:
Posted 22nd April 2009 From India, Delhi
Thanks.. Can get it from any of the Medical Hospital after some undertable performance.. :wink:
Posted 13th May 2009 From India, Ahmadabad



 
 
 
 







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