Amitmhrm Started The Discussion:Hi All...
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1)A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
2)Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
3)" jindagi mai kabhi pyaar mat karna,
ho jaye to inkaar mat karna,
nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna,
Varna kisi ki jindagi barbad mat karna."
4)Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
5)Hey kishan aaj barsaat ho jaye
Kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye
Jo mujhe SmS na karte ho,uska
mobile usme doob jaye
NA RAHEGA PHONE
NA BAJEGHI TONE
Khushi paane k liye ..
Muskuraane k liye ..
Mujhse dosti k liye ..
Mujhse chutkara paane k liye ..
Apna gala dabaaye ..plz
7)Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.
8)Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
9)Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki...
10)When I am: Kareeb
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That's my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr.Aashique
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :roll:
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