Enjoy the funny sms...!!!

Amitmhrm Started The Discussion:

Hi All...

Enjoy some cool sms... :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8)

1)A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"


2)Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....


3)" jindagi mai kabhi pyaar mat karna,
ho jaye to inkaar mat karna,
nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna,
Varna kisi ki jindagi barbad mat karna."


4)Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!



5)Hey kishan aaj barsaat ho jaye
Kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye
Jo mujhe SmS na karte ho,uska
mobile usme doob jaye
NA RAHEGA PHONE
NA BAJEGHI TONE



6)Welcome..

Khushi paane k liye ..
1 dabaaye

Muskuraane k liye ..
2 dabaaye

Mujhse dosti k liye ..
3 dabaaye

Mujhse chutkara paane k liye ..
Apna gala dabaaye ..plz





7)Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.





8)Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nai na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.




9)Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki...




10)When I am: Kareeb

There is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That's my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr.Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be : Dil To Pagal Hai

Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :roll:

Regards,

Amit Seth.