In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
Richa
Bangalore
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