Hi All...
Enjoy
Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks...
Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then. ..
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Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare? ...
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Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I was lying. ..
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Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway..
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Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." ..
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Man : You're pretty
Woman : Piss off.
Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly...
Regards,
Amit Seth.
