what happens when 1 rupee is 45 dollars...

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars!

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Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is tidel park,chennai
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India

s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in ambatur
s/w engg 2 : Oh! ambatur. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in chennai.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in coimbatore ...
He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of chennai ?

s/w engg 3 : One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the
HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w eng g 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!

s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

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SCENE 4

A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and
Chutney)

It is not looking like a joke. I really dream why shouldn't such a day come in our life time.

very true....i dint mean it a joke.......should have been posted in someother section...sorry for that....infact i would love if that happens tomrrow.......

I didn't mean to point u. Sorry. It is just that I felt that this should happen in reality.

really true ............i hope it becomes a reality..................

With the way the Dollar rates are falling...Hope this becomes reality soon.

this can soon become reality if we Indians realise our worth than runnin behind US of A... guys lets not give up on our hopes!!

It will be great if It turns to that...

The way economy is growing it seems that there will be a reverse trend of employment and education. Rather than Indian going abroad for studies all the foreigner will dream to come to India for their higher studies and learning from our Thelawalas ( Road side wendors) and All over famous tiffin system in mumbai will be a university then... teaching supply chain management

An american certified by any famous city road side wendor will be treated as PHd. in his own country...

Heights of imagination Bill gates coming to visit Narayan Murthi and asks Can i have some share in your organisation and a place in board of directors.... PLLlEEeeeaaaaaSSSEEeeeeeeee .........

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