 Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
* Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* Bill Clinton: I don't recall.
* Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
* Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
* Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
* Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it,
I've not been told!
* Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
* Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
* Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
* L.A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
* Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* Moses: And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
* Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" But is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
* Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
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