Marathi manus ............(funny)

Good one...

A Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.

Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt to
decide on their accommodation.

The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi
jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum
junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."

The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi
logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre,
meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye.. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya?

Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye." The Bihari
said
:
"Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle
railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.

Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta.
Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath
naahi chaahiye."

The Malayali said : " Merego bhi meraathi admi nahin mengdai behut
bereshaan kerdai yeh.. Kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hoshiyari
maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hemara mumbai se nikal dega.

Yama turns to Chitragupt : "AAAYLA CHITRYA, YA SAGLYANCHYA FILES
MAJHYAKADE GHEUN YE RE!!!
BAGHTO EKEKALA"

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Keep positive attitude and be happy and remember "Whatever happens, happens for the BEST".

Translation to karo yaar....

Hi,

Yama turns to Chitragupt : "AAAYLA CHITRYA, YA SAGLYANCHYA FILES
MAJHYAKADE GHEUN YE RE!!!
BAGHTO EKEKALA"

It means : Please get me the files of all those, i will take care of them individually.

Sapana

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Keep positive attitude and be happy and remember "Whatever happens, happens for the BEST".

Actually even I was going to post this post,,,, well once again will post it,,,




A Gujju, a Bhaiyya, a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.
Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt decided on their accommodation.


The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane
shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi
loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."


(Hey yamdev these marathi ppl are not allowing us to live peacefully they have destroyed / broken my shop... they are totally junglee,, i dont want any marathi manus near me)



The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in
marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se!
Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka
naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya?
Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye."



The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain.
Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.
Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta.
Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."



The Malayali said : "aiiyoo humoko bhi marathi baaju main nahi mangta, bahto pareshaan
karta hai yeh log. kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hosiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko
hamare mumbai se nikal dega.

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Yama turns to Chitragupt: "Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files gheun ye re!!! Baghto ekekala"


this has been translated already before,,, I think so,,

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So cute wordings those are, mmm so beautiful life is,, haah ,

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