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An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry but yet it does not eat the bananas. why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because the bananas are made of plastic. nextq the 5 bananas are real but yet the elephant does not eat it. why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because the elephant is made of plastic. hahhaanever give upone more.. both the elephant and the bananas are real but yet it cannot eat it. . . . . . . why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because the bananas are in the tv. ooops cool down both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the tv but yet it cannot eat it. why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because they are on different channels. hohohohoohohoh..hehehe both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the tv and on the same channel but yet it cannot eat it. why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cmon think . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because the tv is off. kikikikikiki j now finally the elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.why? . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...kya bigada hain usne aapka...khane do naa bichare ko now get back to work
Eleph...ant :)
An elephant meets an ant on introduction: ant : haathi tumhari umar kitni hai? elephant: paanch saal ant : paanch saal aur itnay bade elephant: i am a boy . elephant: cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ? ant: tees saal. elephant: tees saal aur itni chhoti. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ant: haan .... i am a meri sey meri umar ka pata hi nahi
Story: an elephant and a dog got pregnant at the same time
An elephant and a dog got pregnant at the same time. three months later the dog gave birth to 6 puppies. six months later the dog was pregnant again and nine months later she gave birth to another dozen puppies. and so that pattern continued. in the eighteenth months the dog approaches the elephant to question her "are you sure you are pregnant? we were pregnant at the same time i have given birth 3 times to a dozen puppies and they are already adult dogs and you are still pregnant what s the matter? " the elephant replied "there is something i want you to understand. i am an elephant not a puppy. i only give birth to one in two years when my baby touches the earth the earth will feel him. when my baby crosses a street humans will stop to see with admiration. so what i have is powerful and great. " do not lose faith when you see others receiving their gratifications soon. do not feel envious if you have not received your own blessings. do not despair say to yourself "my time is coming and when it comes people will be admired".
The elephant and the fly
By remez sasson a disciple and his teacher were walking through the forest. the disciple was disturbed by the fact that his mind was in constant unrest. he asked his teacher: "why most people s minds are restless and only a few possess a calm mind? what can one do to still the mind?" the teacher looked at the disciple smiled and said: "i will tell you a story. an elephant was standing and picking leaves from a tree. a small fly came flying and buzzing near his ear. the elephant waved it away with his long ears. then the fly came again and the elephant waved it away once more". this was repeated several times. then the elephant asked the fly: "why are you so restless and noisy? why can t you stay for a while in one place?" the fly answered: "i am attracted to whatever i see hear or smell. my five senses pull me constantly in all directions and i cannot resist them. what is your secret? how can you stay so calm and still?" the elephant stopped eating and said: "my five senses do not rule my attention. whatever i do i get immersed in it. now that i am eating i am completely immersed in eating. in this way i can enjoy my food and chew it better. i rule and control my attention and not the other way around." the disciple s eyes opened wide and a smile rose on his face. "i understand if my five senses are in control of my mind and attention then my mind is in constant unrest. if i am in charge of my five senses and attention then my mind becomes calm". "yes that s right" answered the teacher " the mind is restless and goes wherever the attention is. control your attention and you control your mind".
The rabbit joke --------------- just for laughs...................
A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. the rabbit looks at her and says "giraffe my friend why do you do this? think about your health. come with me running through the forest you ll see you ll feel so much better" the giraffe looks at him looks at the joint tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. then they come across an elephant doing opium so the rabbit again says "elephant my friend why do you do this? think about your health. come running with us through the pretty forest you ll see you ll feel so good" the elephant looks at them looks at his razor mirror and all and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. the three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... the rabbit says "lion my friend why do you do this? think about your health come running with us through the sunny forest you will feel so good" the lion looks at him puts down his needle and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit. as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror they look at him and ask "lion why did you do this? he was merely trying to help us all" the lion answers . . . . . . . . . "that little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he s high on cocaine" cheers
A moral story for all
An elephant and a fly a disciple and his teacher were walking through the forest. the disciple was disturbed by the fact that his mind was in constant unrest. he asked his teacher: "why most people s minds are restless and only a few possess a calm mind? what can one do to still the mind?" the teacher looked at the disciple smiled and said: "i will tell you a story. an elephant was standing and picking leaves from a tree. a small fly came flying and buzzing near his ear. the elephant waved it away with his long ears. then the fly came again and the elephant waved it away once more". this was repeated several times. then the elephant asked the fly: "why are you so restless and noisy? why can t you stay for a while in one place?" the fly answered: "i am attracted to whatever i see hear or smell. my five senses pull me constantly in all directions and i cannot resist them. what is your secret? how can you stay so calm and still?" the elephant stopped eating and said: "my five senses do not rule my attention. whatever i do i get immersed in it. now that i am eating i am completely immersed in eating. in this way i can enjoy my food and chew it better. i rule and control my attention and not the other way around." upon hearing these words the disciple s eyes opened wide and a smile appeared on his face. he looked at his teacher and said: "i understand if my five senses are in control of my mind and attention then my mind is in constant unrest. if i am in charge of my five senses and attention then my mind becomes calm". "yes that s right" answered the teacher" the mind is restless and goes wherever the attention is. control your attention and you control your mind. "there are no secrets to success. it is the result of preparation hard work and learning from failure " regards ak