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Rabri devi -------lalooji's sweet wife
Dear all just an exercise for your face muscles rabri devi died and went to heaven don t laugh. as she stood in front of yamraj she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. she asked "what are all those clocks?" yamraj answered "those are lie clocks. everyone on earth has a lie clock. every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "oh" said rabri "who s clock is that?" that s gautam buddha s. the hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "and whose clock is that?" that s abraham lincoln s clock. the hands have only moved twice telling us that abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." rabri asked "where s my laloo s clock?" laloo"s clock is in my office" replied yamraj "i m using it as a ceiling fan". howzzzaaaaaaaaat. regards sindhu
Funny riddle
Enjoy.. :d :d :d 8 make sure you get every single word right read the following passage and then scroll down for further instructions at the end. read loudly to yourself now read: this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is fool cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat now read the word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this... :lol: :lol: :lol: 8 8 8 :wink: :wink: :wink: regards amit seth.
I think about you !
Hi :p sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny messages to us without writing a word maybe this could explain: :p when you are very busy but still want to keep in touch guess what you do you send funny message. :p when you have nothing to say but still want to keep in contact you send funny message. :p when you have something to say but don t know what and don t know how you send funny message. :p to let you know that: you are still remembered you are still important you are still loved you are still cared for you are still wanted guess what you get? a funny message. from me. :p so my friend the next time you get a funny message don t think that i have just sent you a funny message but that... :p i have thought of you today :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p : : : : regards venu .. :p
Roles in heaven
Dear all charecter in the heaven must see regards mangala
Funny awards show @ office
Hi all as a part of fun activities organised every friday i have thought of a funny awards show. please help me out with some funny categories which should be funny but not hilarious. thanks.
Priest and auto driver, funny story
Dear all the following story is fun one: a priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the heaven s gates. ahead of him is a guy nattily dressed in dark sun glasses a loud shirt leather jacket & jeans. god asks him: please tell me who are you so that i may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of heaven or not? the guy replies: i am pandi auto driver from chennai god consults his ledger smiles & says to pandi: please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the kingdom of heaven . now it is the priest s turn. he stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: i am pope s assistant so & so head priest of the so & so church for the last 40 years. god consults his ledger & says to the priest: please take this cotton robe & enter the kingdom of heaven . 'just a minute' says the agonized priest. 'how is it that a foul mouthed rash driving auto driver is given a silken robe & a golden scarf and me a priest who s spent his whole life preaching your name & goodness has to make do with a cotton robe?' 'results my friend results' shrugs god. 'while you preached people but when he drove his auto people moral of the story: it s & not that ultimately counts. cheers trisha hr professional