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Monkey business....
Hi enjoy... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: once in america a plane crashed only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. the officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. officer: "when the plane took off what were the travelers doing?" monkey: "tying their belts" officer: "what were the airhostesses doing?" monkey: "saying hello good morning" officer: "what were the pilots doing?" monkey: "checking the system" officer: "what were you doing?" monkey: "looking for my people" officer: "after 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?" monkey: "having beverages and snacks" officer: "what were the airhostesses doing?" monkey: "serving the travelers" officer: "what were the pilots doing?" monkey: "handling the steering" officer: "what were you doing?" monkey: "eating & throwing" officer: "after 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" monkey: "some were sleeping and some were reading" officer: "what were the airhostesses doing?" monkey: "make up" officer: "what were the pilots doing?" monkey: "handling the steering" officer: "what were you doing?" monkey: "nothing" officer: "just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?" monkey: "all were sleeping" officer: "what were the pilots doing?" monkey: "handling the air hostess" officer: what were you doing? monkey: handling the steering no more questions :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: regards amit seth.
How to kill creativity and motivation
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. inside the cage hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. before long a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. as soon as he touches the stairs spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. after a while another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs the other monkeys will try to prevent it. now put away the cold water. remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. the new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. to his surprise and horror all of the other monkeys attack him. after another attempt and attack he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted. next remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. the newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. the previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm likewise replace a third original monkey with a new one then a fourth then the fifth. every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked. most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. after replacing all the original monkeys none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. nevertheless no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. why not? because as far as they know that s the way it s always been done around here. and that my friends is how company policy begins. now you know the rest of the
Who is the best - infosys, wipro or tcs?
Hi all.. lets decide.. :lol: :lol: :lol: who is the best infosys wipro or tcs? one day three consultants one from wipro one from infosys and one from tcs went out for a walk. "why don t we prove who is the best among ourselves?" why not said the other two. the infosian said "let s have a test. whoever makes this monkey laugh works for the best firm". being a pure logical strategist the person from tcs tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. the monkey stayed still. as a more practical consultant the wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... no good the monkey stayed put... now comes the infosian. being the practical guy he was always trained to be he whispered something into the monkey s ear and it burst out laughing at him .. the other two were astonished. so the wipro guy said "ok let s take another test. let s make this monkey cry" so there they went again applying the same methods as before. the tcs guy narrated sad stories the wipro guy made sad gestures and they failed again... then the infosian again whispered something into the monkey s ear and oh it started crying patting the infosian s shoulder the other two just could not believe their eyes so the tcs guy said "ok you ve won twice. if you can win just this one we will bow to you. let s make this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. of course it stayed where it was.. the wipro guy true to his type pushed and prodded the monkey still no go. so...here comes infosian again and whispers into the monkey s ear. the monkey just takes off it runs and runs as fast as it can as if it was scared to death the other two surrendered. they said: "ok we give up. you re the best among us and you work for the best firm of the three. but please please tell us your secret" they begged him. "well" said the infosian "the first time i made it laugh i told i work for infosys. the next time i told the monkey how much i get paid ...so it started crying. and then i told that i was here for recruitment :lol: :lol: :lol: regards amit seth.
Organisational conditioning(a monkey tale)
Here s an interesting story of an experiment done to analyse the process of behavioural conditioning in a group. the charecters are monkeys but the experiment reveals in a humorous manner how people get conditioned in organisations the monkey tale is as follows: eight monkeys were put in a room. in the middle of the room was a ladder leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. each time a monkey tried to climb the ladder; all the monkeys were sprayed with ice water which made them miserable. soon enough whenever a monkey attempted to climb the ladder all of the other monkeys not wanting to be sprayed set upon him and beat him up. soon none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. one of the original monkeys is then removed and a new monkey is put in the room. seeing the bananas and the ladder he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious but undaunted he immediately begins to climb the ladder. all the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. he has no idea why. however he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. a second original monkey is removed and replaced. the newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder but all the other monkeys hammer the hell out of him. this includes the previous new monkey who grateful that he s not on the receiving end this time participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. however he has no idea why he s attacking the new monkey. one by one all the original monkeys are replaced. eight new monkeys are now in the room. none of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. none of them attempts to climb the ladder. all of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries without having any idea why. and that s how any s gets
Establishment of policies..a story
Another brilliant one from academy learning management. put eight monkeys in a room. in the middle of the room is a ladder leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water which makes them miserable. soon enough whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder all of the other monkeys not wanting to be sprayed set upon him and beat him up. soon none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. one of the original monkeys is then removed and a new monkey is put in the room. seeing the bananas and the ladder he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious but undaunted he immediately begins to climb the ladder. all the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. he has no idea why. however he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. a second original monkey is removed and replaced. the newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. this includes the previous new monkey who grateful that he s not on the receiving end this time participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. however he has no idea why he s attacking the new monkey. one by one all the original monkeys are replaced. eight new monkeys are now in the room. none of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. none of them attempt to climb the ladder. all of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries without having any idea why. and that s how any s get
Funny and interesting story about company policies
Put eight monkeys in a room. in the middle of the room is a ladder leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water which makes them miserable. soon enough whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder all of the other monkeys not wanting to be sprayed set upon him and beat him up. soon none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. one of the original monkeys is then removed and a new monkey is put in the room. seeing the bananas and the ladder he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious but undaunted he immediately begins to climb the ladder. all the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. he has no idea why. however he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. a second original monkey is removed and replaced. the newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. this includes the previous new monkey who grateful that he s not on the receiving end this time participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. however he has no idea why he s attacking the new monkey. one by one all the original monkeys are replaced. eight new monkeys are now in the room. none of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. none of them attempt to climb the ladder. all of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries without having any idea why. "and that s how any s get